Captcha cancer

>select images as they slowly fade out for 10 seconds until none remain
>TRY AGAIN
>select all the traffic lights
>TRY AGAIN
>select all the bikes in the picture even though there are no bikes in the picture
>TRY AGAIN

How the fuck do I go back to classic captcha? 4chanX seems to have removed the option.
I literally cannot handle this shit anymore I want to break my monitor.
For some reason the Clover app on my mobile works just fine and has a better captcha system, why cant I use that?

BTW it took me no less than THIRTEEN fucking attempts to make this post.

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that proves Americans are Idiot

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>be me
>creates a random google email.
>log in & stay logged in.
>don't have to solve CAPTCHA on any website.
>log out.
>have to solve CAPTCHA on Jow Forums

What's the deal? Is this a google chrome feature?

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4chanX allows you to force non-JS captcha (which is alright). The days of the legacy captcha are over though. It'll never come back.

The captcha gets more tedious the harder Google finds it to identify you.

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I've tried that and all I get is this. This dont work

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What *monkey are you using?

perhaps YOU are the robot google is training to drive cars.

grease

The slow fadeouts are a nightmare.

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That's probably your issue. Automatic copying of this text is part of the Captcha Fixes option, which doesn't seem to work with Greasemonkey.

Ah ok
Any suitable alternatives you would recommend?

>The captcha gets more tedious the harder Google finds it to identify you.
That's nuts! I'll be damned.

violent also you don't need JS at all with 4 ch x
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Thanks user!

There's only Violent- and Tampermonkey. The former has some slightly iffy privacy policy and the latter is proprietary.
As far as Violentmonkey is concerned I've seen mixed reports on whether Captcha Fixes currently work or not. Personally it stopped working for me sometime last year. I'm currently using Tampermonkey.

Read up on Google's v3 captcha proposal. Scary shit.

I want to sit every Google employee who worked on recaptcha in front of my computer and cut one of their fingers of each time captcha fails.

>Implying Google employees are humans

Remember when captcha was supposed to be fucking temporary?

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When all work will be done automatically by machines, all thats left to do for us will be to solve super-captchas. some up to 12 years long

I feel your pain user