What is the most brainiac language?

What is the most brainiac language?
I don't mean pointlessly complex just to weed out the normoids, but rather one that lets you do the most with the least working around the language and remembering pitfalls.

So far I figured out which ones aren't braininac, but are often mistakenly considered to be:
>C - lots of writing to achieve anything, low reuse, inadequate type safety
>Haskel - idealist language that makes it hard to actually do anything useful
>Python - types slapped on as an afterthought, has features you shoudn't use, inadequate static analysis
>Lisp - most of the amazing features of Lisp praised by the shills are features that will make your life hell if you use them for non-trivial things

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unironically Swift
github.com/tensorflow/swift/blob/master/docs/WhySwiftForTensorFlow.md

it's a shame the language has no future beyond little niches

Rust

unironically Scala

haskell is quite practical once you get over the initial learning curve.
I use it for scripts and things I would have written in python before.

true intellectual patriarchs program exclusively in latin

A language is a tool, used for a specific purpose. Your generalizations are brainlet tier. You're not gonna write a kernel in Python, and it would be a bit stupid to experiment with machine learning in C when you got so many Python libraries for stuff like that. It really depends on what you're doing.

Cut the shit and write 1s and 0s

brainfuck

Recommended resources? Haskell is very enticing, but idk where to start. I have an intermediate Python background.