I've been a fucking nerd my whole life and I didnt understand

user, that makes you more free than most. And by most I do mean most, like 99% of society. Truly friendless creatures like us don't roam the street.
But here's the thing: relationships, familial or romantic, and friends are just balls and chains around your feet.
And when you're truly alone, you can do anything you want, because you don't have any responsabilities for anyone.
You can go fuck hookers in the third world until you die of exhaustion. Who's to stop you?

I don't know how to change

>nerd
that's it, kys

OP, there are lots of resource for self improvement, whether relationships, friendship, mental state etc. Just commit to improving your life and try things. It could be "pick up artist" stuff, it could be traditional self-help books like How to Win Friends and Influence People, it could be the standard advice to get a hobby. Just keep trying things until something works.

Terrible advice, friends and relationships are good, that's why people seek them out.

Everyone is different, some people are good at getting laid, some people are good at making money.

It will bring him one step closer to happiness. It's like being poor: being rich alone won't make you happy but being poor will stop you from being happy.

This is how you do it.
Law of attraction. Find out exactly what you want out of life and write it down. Read it to yourself every morning and visualize yourself having it.
Beware that when you start moving in that direction, you might realize you don't actually want it, or that you're addicted to being unhappy.

how do you have no friends? do you not have hobbies. I had no friends in uni and made friends by going to local fighting game tournaments, met similar incels like me

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Most people don't change for shit anyway. They just get better at managing their shortcomings in a way that either hides them or makes them useful.

Probably the most practical tip in here. If you have to start from zero that's more or less the only viable way. Worked for me too.

ITT: Jow Forums - therapists

I have hobbies but being over 30 you dont exactly just make friends one day
It gets worse and I do have hobbies but online communities take my time. Funny story is I met people before from Jow Forums
They didnt want to be my friend

I'm poor and ugly and managed to get laid you'll be fine.

Also to add have no friends as well so OP can certainly get laid.

Just get a qt gf bro

getting through an engineering program is much harder than getting laid desu. also for the record the engineering program is only hard because of all the pajeets

Give me money and I unironically will show you how to fuck 3.14 qts even if you are the most ugly male .in the world. I am dead serious.

>I have hobbies but being over 30 you dont exactly just make friends one day
You do though. They're just not like those childhood friends that feel like close family. And it takes a heck of a long time until you come even close to that kind of bond with older people because they're already settled in certain ways and generally more standoff-ish.

Kek
You dumb fuck
Women fear me
I am not a soiboy
I look like a beast of a man... long story

I have to work with pajeets...

How about you just tell me

calm down, manletto

Yes but the more money you have the bigger chance is of you getting laid.And with the fact that he has 6 figures it shoud be easy.

You clearly proof you have no clue how relationships works if you think it is sth that is explained in just a few posts. You have to be ith someone in real life that knows how to do it.

You said you make six figures so putting aside couple hundreds to the secrets of human relationship and how to master them shouldn't be much asked.

If you don't believe me I can record a video with elaborate proof that it is myself going into random places and getting the hottest girl in there begging to suck my dick an hour later. Though we need to come to an agreement beforehand.

I know lots of guys (including myself, to some extent) who earn six figures but have a hard time getting laid.

As I said, some people are just good at some things and bad at others. If you are already good at getting laid you will be able to leverage your money effectively, but if you are not you won't know how to use your money to your advantage.

Fuck it why not

How much do you want

You sound like a bad caricature of a conman.

>Six figure salary doesnt mean shit if you're a nerd in society
just find yourself a blown-out 35 year-old roast and support her and her 2 mutt children with your betabuxx until she thinks you've been married long enough to establish a "quality of life" for her and her nigspawn so she can divorce you and get alimony and child support

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hookers don't really count man...

Per day hundred euros also you take care of your expenses and the rest shit (i.e. go buy her a drink etc)

>nerd and weeb my whole life
>still scored through high school and college
>six figure salary in silicon valley now
>cute nerd wife (also makes six figures)
>baby on the way
>fulfilling social life with my nerd friends
Life is good user. Yours can be too. Do not think what you want to be. Become what you want to be and you will be what you want to be.
>Tell me one reason not to kms
Finishing that backlog of animu, games, movies, also completing your collection of collectibles.
Also understanding it's not about the goal but about the journey.

i was lucky enough to experience the hikkineet life after i quit my job with enough money to do nothing at all for 2 years. those were the best years of my life. before that and in college i would go to house parties every week, have sex with dumbass sluts, get drunk and high, etc. take it from me, man, you're living the dream. no stress, no extra responsibilities, no dumb faggots and cunts bothering you. you don't know how good you have it.

Dude you can fuck Jessica alba 17 yo daughter with her consent even if you are the most ugly obese 50 year old creepy man in the world as long as you know how you do it.

There are qualities in males that females subconsciously look for. And since the subconscious needs less than a second and "overrides" consciousness it isn't really hard as soon as you know how.

>sth
just how fucking lazy are you, you zoomer faggot?

>friends and relationships are good

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NPCs are technically not capable of having friends as they are not people

> Tell me one reason not to kms
> Six figure salary
You have money, you can stop being a virgin and then move on to something else.

>But I'm literally a fucking social recluse
it's literally not that hard. just go outside more, go to places until it becomes a habit and the rest will work itself out.

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How do I get laid if I don't really know how to talk to women

What’s your snap chat bro. I’ll be your friend

Just look into RSD already jesus christ

~$1k+ per night escorts are cheaper, waste less of your time, have fewer diseases, and are a better fuck than normie women, user. this is a hard truth. if you really make 6 figs then just get an escort 3-4 times per year

Just because I have some money doesnt mean I want to waste 1k on a woman
You dont get it

By getting in a relationship you would waste way more money. Accept reality, sec is expensive.

relationships cost more money you illiterate nigger