Go into resturaunt

soup isn't technology

>Get ordered the "Free soup" have to actually go there and make it yourself and eventually after making enough soups you make one wrong accidentally and the whole restaurant stops working and you have to reinstall the restaurant

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>food analogies

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Go back to Unreal, Tim

>go to vim restaurant
>check the windows
>there's a million people inside stuck and cant get out

99% of cons disappear once you pirate all your software including Windows :^)

Imagine being so fat that you look at computers and see food.

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>go to street recommended by friend
>find there are hundreds of restaurants there
>not sure which one your friend mentioned so you pick a restaurant that doesn't look too dirty
>two hundred neckbeards are fighting near the bar
>you take a seat
>waiter arrives, it's a transexual retarded hobo
>you ask xer if they have something similar to Adobe soup
>waiter stares at you
>after a minute you realize xe's deaf
>speak to a person at the next table, who tells you to learn sign language
>you decide to leave instead
>you tell yourself you'll try again next year

/thread

>Being this cucked

I assume this is you talking about Linux. How much were you planning to pay at that restaurant?

A more apt description would be to say that you went out to your garden, and picked a bunch of veggies, threw them all in a bowl, and are pissed that it didn't magically become salsa. You call your salsa making friend, who tells you that you actually need to put in some additional work to make salsa, and that they will give you instructions over the phone, and you say, "Fuck that, I'm just gonna go buy some salsa from the store."

This is a much more fair comparison if you're gonna make a food argument. True, you won't be able to really experiment and make the perfect salsa by going to the store, but for many people, its easier and good enough that they don't want to take the time necessary to learn how to make the perfect salsa.

I laughed user. Thank you

>order soup
>accidentally spill hot soup all over my pants
>blame the restaurant/bowl/soup
>become vegan in protest
this is how iToddlers think

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FUCK YOU

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>still uses an iMac from 2008

>A more apt description
I prefer my descriptions to be dnf

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Accurate

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

>Go to govt aided food distribution center because poor by choice
>Orders soup
>Guy carves a wooden bowl from the nearby tree and pours water and call it a day
>Asks what about soup?
>Gets BTFOd by open sores gnu/trannies, that you should use arcane Tuetle commands from LOGO.
>Tries to sit town
>No space as the max space occupied by his ass canvas exceeds the amount he can put on his RAM.
>Sees guy at the posh restaurant having a good time with his beautiful wife and his kids who work in tandem with each other
>sourgrapes.jpg

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this is the worst possible anology you could have used.

>bowl shatters

????
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how is this in any ways comparable to windows breaking because you're an autist and cant determine what is and isn't a virus???

i can't tell what is and isnt a virus because i never get them on linux

Don't install Gentoo

does someone have the edited one?

i'm a graphic designer.

i EXPECT raster editor & drawing software, vector & layout editor, desktop publishing software for print, 2&3d animation, modeling and video compositing software, all these with reasonably intercompatible project formats & non-destructive editing, and a good font management program, also non-linear-kindof note taking and reosource collection tool in vein of MSOneNote wouldn't hurt either.

shill me linux.

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just use gimp and blender lmao

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>entry fee is $200
>still has to see ads on all the walls
>still needs to agree to sell your data
>soup looks delicious, but has no nutrients

meanwhile at the freedom restaurant

>you can choose betwen a variety of soups from goo-looking to delicious-looking
>all the soup has rich nutrients

Top level argument: smug anime face
Bottom level argument: food analogy

>spells restaurant wrong thrice
>taked
I'd rather be computer illiterate than English illiterate.

Loonix tards BTFOREVER

I'll correct your little analogy:
>go into restaurant
>entry fee is supposed to be $100, but your house came with an invitation anyway
>order Adobe soup
>order takes 20 minutes to arrive the first time, yes, but
>every food just tastes
>you can order any food you want without wondering if the restaurant has it in its menu (it does)
>finish your meal and leave shortly after, smiling, because you just use food to not starve, you don't have to spend all your day thinking about food except when you need it

>i'm a graphic designer
The response of many, many loonixtards would be "well, you shouldn't be"

>the bowls never break
shit bait, saged

The twist is the other restaurant serves water instead of soup.

The person who invented English was illiterate.

Sneed

>the bowl never breaks
is the bowl supposed to be software? because clearly that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard if you think software on linux never breaks.
if the bowl is supposed to be the OS that's also stupid because it breaks constantly. by laptop won't even turn off unless i manually shut off the power.

>implying linux doesnt have those

If you are doing modern designs check out libre office.

More and more of this shit is cloud based software as a service bullshit that doesn't require Windows anyhow.

>go into linux restaurant
>there's nothing there except raw ingridients and couple of grumpy looking nerds that may or may not tell you how to make a soup