ASUS lead engineer here

ASUS lead engineer here.
Help me design our next motherboard.

strawpoll.me/17494502

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You most construct additional SATA ports

dedicated rgb headers

built in porn

That's a supermicro board, not an asus

Aaarrr geeee beeeee

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Give it a white PCB and stick labels all over with “ASUS WhitePower Tech (tm)”

R G B

G G

B G R

Dedicated RGBA submodule. Embrace the future and allow for light that controls the transparency of the case itself. Additionally add UV capability that will burn the vampiric NEETS to ash

heat sink powers coffee maker

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If you didn't vote skull shaped heatsinks you need to get off this board immediately.

Built in SAS controller and 10GBe at minimum, IPMI

based and Jow Forumspilled

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a truly well designed motherboard will have all of the above, anything less is normalfag garbage

>military grade plastic

prove that you are an ASUS engineer.

also make your next consumer motherboard without the fucking Intel Management Engine firmware.

>Help me
>Our
Really makes you think

Lolis.
Lolis on the PCB.

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>the fucking Intel Management Engine firmware.

that's a high IQ comment

>OpenPOWER CPU
>Socketed everything
>Fully open source

Built in pocket pussy

Built in Arduino for epic custom RGB lighting

Make AMD mobos with swastikas and an iron cross

CAN YOU DESIGN PROPER HEATSINK IN LAPTOPS YO FHAK??

Would buy

>swastikas
Just install corsair fans dude

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Literally just make an AM4 or x399 WS line of motherboards. They're easily your best.

they should build motherboards with similar form factor as graphic cards.
>put them in parallel
>remove frontal fans
>put fan below the construction
>no case
>power supply below the desk

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this

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Is this for real? would buy

It's a rather sloppy photoshop so no itls not real, but no reason it can't be real. Miku branded stuff has been around before

Dual Threadripper. 64 RAM slots.

FOSS BIOS/ UEFI frimware, or an engraving of Lain on the board.

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