Be me

>be me
>be unemployed
>be applied for many job
>get callback
>says my resume be looking mighty fine
>asks me if im currently in an internship or employed
>say no
>they say nevermind and hanged up

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>say no
Try saying yes and see if it works

learn to code

>say yes
>they ask me for detailed information about my job and contact details of my manager

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b-but i did user

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Make a fake site, redirect contact us email and phone number to a friend

>Whois says this site was registered less than a month ago

Treat job hunting like dating
Imagine working with such a fucking retarded HR.
Trust me I've been in situations where I got denied jobs only to have an entire team bail and end up having to interview them a year or two down the road.

It's a startup :^)

>implying stacy from HR knows what WhoIs is