Is it possible to make a seat-cleaning mechanism retard-proof? Something more genius than this disaster...

Is it possible to make a seat-cleaning mechanism retard-proof? Something more genius than this disaster? Were engineers proud of this?

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Yes
>design the seat like a treadmill rather than a rotating disc
>place a bristled brush at an angle before the cleaning sponge to expel anything sizable like a turd off the seat and into the trash behind
>drying fibers after the cleaning sponge
>exchange out the sponges every 100 uses to keep them wet and clean

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It's actually supposed to do that OP, it's a poo spreader, it's used to spread poo.

Build an idiot-proof X, and they'll build a better idiot.

Can you REALLY blame the engineers for not considering some asshat would shit all over the seat? You can't take into account every possible thing that could go wrong. Only the most likely things.

People literally shit on seats all the time, especially to spite some posh seat cleaning gizmo

In India maybe

Have you been to America? Like anywhere in America. A hole in the ground is fitting for a vast majority of the country.

Increasing the price of tax/rent will remove dumb people for you

Gentrification is RACIST

This flaw would be trivially mitigated with a plastic spring loaded blade at an angle just before the wiper. It would scrape the vast majority of the turd into the bowl. The seat still wouldn't be clean, but it wouldn't be nearly as hilarious since the soil would be minor. Therefore assholes would be less likely to do it for a giggle.

He said seats, not the streets.

What kind of tiny turd is that?
Imagine a real big turdy one there, the motor would stop

That design is literally ASKING you to place a turd right next to the cleaning head so it'll get smeared all over the seat.

Just make the cleaning head go in reverse lmao

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The toilet paper even comes back up the toilet, how convenient.

This.

No it just has them living on your curb instead of in the house next to you.

The only way I could imagine a self cleaning toilet system working is to have it clean the entire area at one time each time after use, so it would probably be out of of service for 30 minutes after each use.

perfect, need to get rid of that shit smell anyway