>go into restaurant called windows
>the menu is huge
>order
>order arrives pretty quickly
>food tastes ok
>start texting friend about how big the menu here is and how good the food tastes
>friend dismisses my recommendation
>starts telling me about how he always goes to the restaurant called linux, down the street
>the menu there is pretty limited, though the food is great
>friend occasionally comes to windows for food that linux doesn't have
>i ask him if they have a certain soup windows has
>friend dodges my question and tells me about an alternative soup, and how it's supposedly better
>i got to linux
>door has to be opened manually, as opposed to window's door that's always open to customers
>restaurant looks barebones and out of place
>order soup
>waiter delivers me a bowl and a pan with soup
>excuseme.mp4
>it tastes weird, and it's definitely not the same as the soup in windows
>go back to windows
>now suddenly the door has to be opened manually there as well
>thefuckisthis.pdn
>friend cries at me to come back
>tells me linux is better because the tables and bowls were made by all the customers instead of a professional brand
this is how linux idiots think
Go into restaurant called windows
FOOD ANALOGY
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Man tons of these threads after the first one a week ago or something like that
Why don't open a windows restaurant which serves regular windows food and also linux food, but on a second virtual table or three?
report and sage
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unbased and cringe pilled
>restaurant called windows
>order arrives pretty quickly
stopped reading there
>go into the windows restaurant bathroom
>10 cameras all around the stall, watching me take a shit
>cover up 8 of them and convince myself I've gotten rid of the botnet
Absolute state of wintards.
imagine being at computers
>Walk to Windows Restaurant Chain Co. Inc.
>At the door you're required to provide all of your personal information to an inconspicuous man in a black suit and an earpiece
>"Alright, go in user."
>You walk in the door and are subjected to an impromptu strip search in front of all the staff and patrons
>"Squat down, user. Spread your asshole nice and wide."
>Clothes back on, the man coordinating the strip search pats you in the back and winks
>You begin walking to the order menu
>Sleazy salesmen are rushing towards you, marketing their chinkshit based on the information you provided to the bouncer
>You run into the bathroom attempting to evade them, surely they will respect your privacy in there... right?
>Open the bathroom stall
>There's a surveillance camera looking directly at you on the wall
>You turn around to leave
>A marketeer pops up right in front of you, making a sales pitch for Charmin Ultra Wipes
>Shove him out of the way and attempt to flee the restaurant
>Men in black suits tackle you, beating you with night sticks while interrogating you
>"Why are you running, user? You're not a terrorist, are you?"
>Finally released after being fingerprinted, having a DNA sample and mugshot taken and a subdermal microphone and GPS implanted in your spine to monitor you indefinitely
>"w-worth it for the occasionally better soup.."
Meanwhile at Linuxbros Family Owned Corner Deli...
>Walk to the door, you have to manually open it but that's easy if you're not a complete retard
>You walk in, the patrons range from mundane tech nerds to based non-conforming illegalist bros but everyone gets along and are happy to help each other
>The menu may not have the frills and flare of its competitors, but the complete ingredients of every product are listed so you can make your own variation of it
>No cameras in the premises. Jew marketeers and corporate shareholders are getting shitkicked out back by the based anarchist bros
>The management turns a blind eye to it
kek, this is more what I was expecting from OP
maybe your friend leaves outside of India, jamal?
order windows meal.
soup is full of shitty bay leaves. throw em to the side.
bunch of fucking coleslaw nobody wants.
stale bread
waiters keep looking at me taking notes.
they all have indian accents but try to mask them and are all named charles.
order linux meal.
it's what i want.
a salad bar/chinese buffet
friend whines because he has to put his own ketchup on the bun. I don't mind because i put on exactly how much i want instead of the retard in the kitchen determining it for me
>not a Harry Potter analogy
discarded
Why is it that most well adjusted adults with real jobs use Windows instead of Linux?
Imagine being at computers
You forgot about the blue-haired feminist mafia who is running a protection racket on the Linuxbros deli and has started to demand that their members are hired as chefs despite abysmal cooking skills
>linux
>menu is limited
stopped reading right there
Windows == McDonalds
Linux == Home cooking
Enjoy not knowing what your burger is made out of faggot.
Cringe and bluepilled
closed-sourced cringe and corporate-cuck pilled
Mac = overpriced Marks & Spencer salad
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
windows is the workplace cafeteria. you eat there because it's provided to you and you have to
At least no creep watches me eat at GNU/Linux
>Windows: gourmet restaurant
>Linux: a campfire and a rabbit
When you use GNU, you are the creep.
Whoah
>GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU+Linux
>The only item on the menu is something from your foot
what a shit analogy >implying there's anything better than roasted rabbit, sour cucumbers and mash
>go to arch restraunt
>pic related
>go to manjaro restraunt
>pic related
so fat you look and see food
>go to sourcemage restaurant
>can't get the doors to open
>you watch as another patron in robes just rubs at the doors and phases through
>allmywhat.run
>once inside you notice that everyone is dressed in robes
>everyone is eyeing you whispering words like blood and maggle
>as you get to a take you notice that the menu is a sturdy leather bound tome
>suddenly the guy next to you pulls out a stick and tells out "chicken tendonitis"
>mfw a plate of breaded chicken breast suddenly appears in front of him
>ask the guy next to me to borrow his stick to order some food, however he just looks at me with disgust and says stick under his breath
>decide to leave as I can't figure out the whores trick to order food
>on the way out I notice a framed portrait of a homeless women and a beta cuck with black hair
Sadly also true
>feminist mafia who is running a protection racket
People actually believe this.
>window's door that's always open
Fuck them. It's winter.
kringe & bloo billed
baste and red billed
>Go to MAC OS restaurant
>Hear a gong sound when entering
>Waiter escorts me to my table
>Order pair of chopsticks
>Start eating food from windows restaurant, I brought with me
OP you are a massive faggot for once again saying arch and gentoo are the only distros so please go kill your self.
> window's door
>go to windows restaurant
>sit down and order
>before my order comes out they say the store is closing for "utensil upgrades", even though it's a 24/7 restaurant
>try to argue that ive had no problems with their utensils and if they could just do it after im done with my food
>after several argument attempts security shows up and hauls me out
>come back 30 minutes later after they're done
>ask if my food is at least ready
>they didnt save any progress on my order and it has to be completely redone
Pilled and red based
>go to a restaurant called GNU
>it doesn't exist.
> Go to a ??? called GNU
> realize there's no door
> realize there's only a single person there
> look around, the food is to be prepared
> prepare own food, it tastes fresh and great
> pay for the materials used, because I feel bad just taking around them without any sort of consent
> the individual mentioned is chill about it, thanks me for the revenue
> go out, feel like I've done something for once in my life
Post code
>go into restaurant called windows
>the menu is indian food
>order
>order arrives suspiciously quick
>food looks like and tastes like shit
>you are now filled to the brim with tapeworms
FTFY