*lands on your keyboard*
Whatcha programmin', human-kun?
*lands on your keyboard*
Matthew Wilson
Connor Garcia
I'm botting a Vidya games for RMT, now piss off little guy.
Jace Howard
>trying to shoo spider off my desk
>climbs onto my keyboard
>makes the one way trip through a gap between keys
>have to pry off my spacebar to get the little shit out
Christian Sanchez
my spider went under the plastic and there was no way to get him out without a full disassembly, so I said fuck it, and wadded some paper towel into the crevice so it couldn't get out and surprise me, that was 3 or so years ago... may do a disassembly and get its hopefully dried corpse out of there.
Nolan Brown
little fucker might have started a colony and then his ancestors come out at night and find you (their original devil) when you're asleep and go in your mouth and lay eggs and shit.
Josiah Hughes
please stop it with the nightmare fuel
Jacob Murphy
nah, shits wadded in there tight and its the only place you could get to pcb, though I did have that fear of it laying eggs and a fuck load of smaller shits swarming out. god is that shit scary... not in the dangerous way, i'm not in australia, but in that creepy, a swarm is coming at me way.
Nathaniel Ward
>flip air can upside down and spray
Eli Rivera
Spiders are bro tier. They stay in corners and dark places and kill all the other dumbass bugs in your house. Faggot stink bugs on the other hand are just fucking lazy assholes who deserve genocide.
David Cruz
This. I let the spiders own my basement. They don't bother me.
Henry Nguyen
give a proper burial to spider-sama please
Cameron Hughes
I wonder who could be behind this post
Joseph Brown
Matthew Lopez
t. Spider
Juan Stewart
mmhhh....
Logan Moore
Found this buddy on my chair
t.Australian
Brody Edwards
Cute!
Matthew Morales
I'm not programming anything, friend. Working on some /gd/ stuff.
Logan Martin
Nope.iso
Henry Rogers
That's a wolf spider if I'm not mistaken. A while ago found those nasty buggers all around my house, no fun indeed.
t. not australian
Ayden Gutierrez
Luke Hall
>can't even kill these fuckers without them letting out a putrid plume of ass gas
i've begun to start carefully collecting them with a piece of paper, then taking them outside, burying them in a hole and then stomping on their grave for a good 10 seconds
John Torres
Question for gun fags, is that a AWB-era AR-15? Because it has no front sight and bayonet lug...
Aiden Campbell
I drown them
Caleb Ward
There's literally thousands of AR15 variants by hundreds of companies. It's near impossible to tell any of them apart and nobody even cares anymore.
Adrian Long
i ignore them
Austin James
i cum on them
Parker Richardson
not him but that's real tho. One day whensleeping at my grandma's place during the holidays I have been woke up by a strange itchy feeling between my teeths and lips. I quickly woke up and spit thinking it was a fly but I was very fucking shocked when I saw a fat spider running on my bedsheets and disappearing between the bed and the wall
Joseph Watson
HOLD UP
Daniel Russell
>They stay in corners and dark places and kill all the other dumbass bugs in your house
I wish, mine are lazy fucks and never kill anything
Carson King
how do you get rid of this fucking thing?
I don't understand why anyone would want to live in straya
John Brown
I-it's adorable user!
Noah Sanders
One of those micro flies somehow found a way under the screen and died there, had to dismount my monitor to get this fucker out. Then i tossed it to trash because i fucked it up.
Brayden Reyes
I sometimes look for dev jobs downunda' that help with visa and relocation
But yeah, I want none if that
Benjamin Gray
If you flick them really hard against a hard surface, the they usually die and don't let their shit out
Benjamin Ramirez
Do aussies have arachnaphobia or insect phobia or has that been beaten out of them since they meet with deadly spiders as a child?
Adam Butler
One landed on my cock head once when I was fapping and wasn't violently tugging it for a few seconds.
Nolan Russell
>be Britbong
>most wildlife wiped out over thousands of years of agriculture and urban sprawl growth
I haven't seen an insect since September 2018.
Dominic Bailey
or, ans this is the reason I leave lids on everything
a spider will crawl into a soda/can you are drinking, cling to and bite your throat, gg if you have a bad reaction to that
because mine didn't hurt THAT bad, I thought it was a pop corn husk that just hit a wrong space, so when I got the 'husk' back to my mouth to chew it better, that delusion was gone when it popped and I immediately knew what the hell it was
though its not exactly what we have by us, its the same type of spider, so pic related if it was black
Elijah Hughes
Thankfully insect population is dying out
Biodiversity is a meme, humans should be the only living things left
Hunter Campbell
>load shotgun with bugshot
It didn't have to end this way.
Robert Green
t. non-american who is befuddled as to the purpose of this thread.
Parker Fisher
Flush em in the toilet
Lincoln Phillips
Those guys are completely harmless. It's the redbacks and recluses you need to watch out for.