IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED Jow Forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the fuck is a battery phone?

fuck off nigger

shallow charge/discharge cycles are going to reduce the life of your battery in the same way that deep cycles do. Li-ion should probably be discharged to 50% or so.

>No 3.5mm jack
Dropped

>charge time: 4-5hrs

dropped

based
fuck off zoomer

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Fuck didnt notice that, into the trash it goes

it is too thin to fit a 3.5mm jack

Is there a country/metal/edm song about comically large commodities?

>no 1/4 headphone jack

BRB SHIFTING GOALPOST!
DOES IT RUN GNU/LINUX AND LIBREBOOT?? AND COST NOTHING? IF NOT FUCK YOU!

I had no fucking idea energizer made phones

Almost perfect - Would actually consider buying if it had a quarter inch headphone jack.

this is wrong and you should feel dumb

optimal cycles for li-ion is 90% charge discharged to 10% charge

most software already takes this into account so just run your shit normally

this is wrong. Where do u get ur facts its 20%

just hope that the battery never explodes

what the fuck were they thinking

Oh shit nice

This is wrong. Where do you get your facts? It's 30%.

it's sturdy as hell nigga, ur drop ain't gonna do nothing

>non removable

Serious, OP.
you dont need make FIVE threads about this.

>the size of a gameboy
we have been groomed since youth for this moment

Are you fuckers serious? It’s 90% discharge 95% charge. No exceptions

waaas

no. Why the fuck is there no middleground?

what were you especting?

Thicc and Beautiful

this is military as fuck

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memeing aside ideal charge cycle is 70-30. There have been literal scientific studies on this.

looks kind of comfy desu

>has never seen a GB irl

>Why do normies make charging into such a big deal.
>spends his entire life charging his phone

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"Absolutely massive", lol, it's as if they never seen NMT-450 phones.

>has less of a bezel than iPhone or samsung shit

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They don't.
Chinks made them

>no ports

Should unironically be a 28,000mAh phone. pic related

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you don't carry a portable charger with your phone and other electronics in your many pockets?
go back, idiot

retard
retard
retard

Everyone is so hell-bent on charging and 3.5 jack (or the lack thereof) that nobody noticed the lack of a physical keyboard.

thick phones are comfy

>There are chargers in Ubers
You have no idea how much I want to punch through your face.

batteryuniversity.com/index.php/learn/article/how_to_prolong_lithium_based_batteries
Here user

Retard

>thick phones are comfy
For thick people.

>at one point
In 1989? Idiot.

not him but you sound like a gigantic pussy

I'm really curious what you think they meant by "at one point".

>no trrs port
no, it's not what I wanted

it's not released yet tho, maybe that will change before it does

People abuse the fucking phone. My mi max lasts like 5 fucking days. Do you guys spend all your time checking thots on instagram or what?

>1997+22
>not having a phone you can kill a man with
this tactical assualt phone would be more up Jow Forums's alley

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>absolute state of the smartphone market

hahahahaha what the fuck what a fucking joke

I think 10000 might be the sweet spot for both battery life and still fitting in my pocket

zoom zoom the post

>18000mAh
wew no thanks, I would be safer carrying a jar of nitroglycerine in my pocket.

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Try 2005.

this, if the note 7 was a grenade this is a nuke

Chad only charges his phone when the battery hits red. Imagine being so autistic you're constantly plugging your phone in to keep the battery above 90%.

Thinness serves zero purpose. You aren't putting other items in your phone pocket, it should maximize the space.

It'll easily last you your 16 hour waking day. Just charge it when you sleep.

This phone isn't for NEETs with irregular sleep schedules.

>Motorola Power
>bumps the screen size but not resolution
would have purchased if not for this

way to out yourself as being underage

>as thick as multiple regular smartphones
>camera bump

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Or get two batteries and alternate.

Does it have a speaker in the front at least? so i can watch yt without holding cupping my hand in the back so i can hear.

try parsing that again, esl

Would you a 10,000 mAh LG V20?

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foldable phones btfo

A. People forget. I forget to charge my phone all the time so I NEED a phone that can go at least 2 days. My OnePlus 6 with light use and optimization will last 2-3 days, but I do miss some of my previous phones that had better battery life (Blu Studio Energy 2, Redmi 4 Pro).

2. Sometimes electricity is not readily available. Ever travelled or camped or went on a long hike?

>tfw light user so battery lasts a week with 15% remaining

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I had a case like this for like 20 days. Shit was retarded and I send it back.

>"The bomb has been planted."

Well I guess its purpose is a bit moot anyway if you can exchange the LG V20 battery anyway, just carry a spare in another pocket.

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I'm sorry, what's the point of saying 18 thousand Milli Ampere Hours?
Just say 18 Ah?

Because people are used to mAh

>18000mAh

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Handlets on suicide watch

I guess I'm just used to seeing Ah on power tools.

Its not that big, no headphone jack means no for me though. If you can use it like a power bank that would be cool.

hell yeah
it doesn't look any thicker than a wallet, or a pack of cards or cigs.

>smartphone that run on c cell alkaline batteries

GJ Energizer!

if you're gonna make a phone that big, it better have removable 18650 cells in it

Yes. I want a phone that lasts a week without having to charge. Fuck charging every hour.

Americans, they don't understand metric.

> buy cordless phone
> have to be in a panic to charge it every 45 minutes

For me the answer was a wireless charging pad at work, and a phone that lasts the weekend.

Never had a flat battery since.