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>camera bulge
>no headphone jack
kek lol oh no!

I don't mind carrying something like this around. Not everything has to be thin and fragile, and if it has a good screen then what's wrong with being a little chubby? You're mostly looking at the screen from the front anyways, so it's not that big of a deal.

NOOOOOO
I wanted it

Inferior solution to a non existent problem.

They should have went full autism and given it a physical keyboard and an oled screen. It would be the incel phone off the decade

>as thick as a sandwich
>18K mAh
how about giving it just 6K mAh and making it like a normal phone
that would be a success
but this is a novelty

B-but how will I play gaymes for 8 hours straight?

niche != novelty

>no jack
I have zero intention of buying a new phone without a headphone jack so why do these companies keep doing this?

might be cool for camping trips

>K m
Just say 18Ah

>16k mAh
Why not just say 16Ah?
It seems dope to have a phone that thick, but I am not in the market for a phone without jack and usb-c.
And isn't Energizer those guys who make the discount AAA batteries? I don't trust a company like that to make a good smartphone.

If they're going this far they should just have a battery door on the back and let you change the 18650 batteries yourself.

>they should just have a battery door on the back and let you change the 18650 batteries yourself

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Maybe half the thickness, no camera bump and a headphone jack and I'll buy it.

Because mAh is used in common parlance for smartphone battery capacity.

If it was thicc but not obese it would actually look kinda cool

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>It seems dope to have a phone that thick, but I am not in the market for a phone without jack and usb-c.
It will have usb-C and 3.5mm
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dude wat? with this absolute unit I would have expected a 6.3mm jack, an ethernet port and an hdmi port.
what's the pont of having a phone whose battery lasts a bazillion hours when you have to use wireless headphones that are dead after a few hours of use?

Yeah I'd say make it 8000mAh and put the headphone jack back and I'd buy it.

The answer is always zoomers, they view it as boomer tech
I shit you not that is actually why, zoomers are the ultimate sheep

People looking at digets, and 16 is less than 2500.
I'm not bullshitting, that's how it works.

Hitchhiker thumbs are an abomination.

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Nooo ni/g/gerbroos

t. ayy lmao

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8200 mah
...and still has 3.5 mm jack

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That's nothing.

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kek another touchshit phone btfo by Sammy once again

this guy gets it

What would happen if someone forced it to it's proper place?

...

Nice concept phone that won't reach the consumers and nice company advertisement

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sup

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back to plebbit

>chmkuMAh
AKA Ah

It would be extremely painful.

exuse me sir but i think your thumb is broken
you should probably go to the hospital

I promise we don't man. I see no fucking reason to remove the jack. It just works. Bluetooth forced adaptation is shit

10 rupees have been deposited into your account.

then explain the fuckery with the background left of the phone

>Sperm cells crying and dying as you carry that in your pocket.

>Wanting things that take up precious battery space.

Explain the science behind this please.

look at the bezels
that's a different phone

SAR rating on that thing is probably stupid fucking high

Look at the rest of the photo then post a brainlet wojak

Most people cannot into converting numbers. Hell some people don't know 1/3 is bigger than 1/4

How much $?