What technology will help me get a girlfriend?

What technology will help me get a girlfriend?

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It can, but there will almost certainly be something off about her.

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iPhone if you are not very ugly

HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

What if you're not into traps?

Nothing will make up for your lack of personality and general aura of creepy fuck.

Don't use Linux

A taser and some rohypnol probably

Is that actual green brown $(whatever that eye thing is called) or just more photoGIMP?

Money

Social media. But only if you're good at it.

heterochromia
tinder or the dick-enlargener 5000 or both

kill yourself, maybe you'll get one in the afterlife.

Phone with tinder

Just be sure to take a load of infidels with you. Then you get many virgins.

Aaaaaaand, now I'm on a list my brothers.

not being white

It's not enough to just attain technology.
It's the alpha male's mastery of technology that gets them going.

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Unironically this

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iMessage

A smartphone.
Take a good picture of yourself, make a profile on some dating apps and websites.
Girls are using internet dating more than ever, because of our modern isolating society that makes it difficult to meet people otherwise.

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What the fug is this

my bae

unironically these
bitches hate green text bubbles

I don't understand. Do you people actively try to get gfs and fail? I think in 99% of cases if you don't have a gf it's because you haven't tried.

oh shit

europe uses whatsapp.

Practice, practice and practice talking to girls.

yurop does use whatsapp, ex-yuropoor living in america
i used to have android until i came here tbqh, last phone was an S7 currently running a Xr

Nice.

Anymore of cutie on the left? The one with the naked butt, not the bearded one.

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who

mass human cloning

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underrated post.

is this a real photo of stallman?

wrong cutie :(

She looks so wrong, yet I want to fap

No, LMAO

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This is amazing. I've seen that image many times and I really thought it was real considering stallmans eccentricness.

A rolex.

credit card

People always say this but how? Do you just walk up to a girl and flash how much money you have at them? Do you bribe them to fuck you?

yeah if you consider plastic surgery technology

Context matters. You dont use it to initiate conversation you use it to finish conversation.

stallman may be fat but that dude is way fatter. also this guy doesn't have Ricardo Stallman's signature style

Robowaifu

AI, because then you can just get a virtual gf to make up for you lack of charisma or personality

RMS is too autistic do something like that.

Both freckles and the green eye are shopped
Also hands off my baby, turbofag

I want you to DIE

Cars and watches.

Mind you those girls won't really love you, so don't you dare love them.

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