Be me in work

>be me in work
>need to print some papers
>try and send it to my printer
>lack of ink
>ask one of my workers if the office printer has ink
>no sir, but tomorrow well have fixed
>deside to go to the 24 open printer place next to the park, so i can get some fresh air
>walking on the park about to get to printer place
>hear a crack and quickly move my feet from the ground
>i stepped on a small snail (its been raining a lot so theres a shit ton of them)
>imsorrylittleone.gif
>decide to end its misery and step on it full force
>mfw i stepped on a totally healthy one
>mfw the other one is still suffering next to it

im a monster Jow Forums

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snails are basically fungus they don't care if they die

but does the other snail know who you are quoting?

that's a new kind of retarded you summoned up there

this is the real question

mollusks aren't real animals

sure they are
its corals that are questionable

if you can't make a cute anthropomorphic version of it without drastically changing traits then it isn't a real animal

*snaps*
Theyre like insects like you know those things that turn into a ball and live under rocks

those are lobsters

>*snaps*
what year is it?

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rip sides

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you're just have a quadruped bias

some birds bugs and fish can be cute but you can't take an oyster and make it cute

lol

no man like pic related
2018..?

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Fuck the snails. Did you get ink?

those are crustaceans like lobsters

have you even seen Disney?

a coocahracha?

disney is reptilian humanoid alien illuminati jew zionist mason CIA MKultra brainwashing propaganda

You're a soulless being my man (i did and i print my papers, it wasn't worth it)
But those are insects...right?
cochinilla

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I am? You're the ruthless murderer here.

The true redpill also sorry bout dem snails op

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still they did make some cute oysters in alice in wonderland

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