Be me in work

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

be me in work
need to print some papers
try and send it to my printer
lack of ink
ask one of my workers if the office printer has ink
no sir, but tomorrow well have fixed
deside to go to the 24 open printer place next to the park, so i can get some fresh air
walking on the park about to get to printer place
hear a crack and quickly move my feet from the ground
i stepped on a small snail (its been raining a lot so theres a shit ton of them)
imsorrylittleone.gif
decide to end its misery and step on it full force
mfw i stepped on a totally healthy one
mfw the other one is still suffering next to it

im a monster Jow Forums

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Dominic King
Dominic King

snails are basically fungus they don't care if they die

Nathan Harris
Nathan Harris

but does the other snail know who you are quoting?

Jose White
Jose White

that's a new kind of retarded you summoned up there

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

this is the real question

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

mollusks aren't real animals

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

sure they are
its corals that are questionable

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

if you can't make a cute anthropomorphic version of it without drastically changing traits then it isn't a real animal

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

*snaps*
Theyre like insects like you know those things that turn into a ball and live under rocks

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

those are lobsters

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

*snaps*
what year is it?

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Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

rip sides

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Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

you're just have a quadruped bias

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

some birds bugs and fish can be cute but you can't take an oyster and make it cute

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

lol

William Lee
William Lee

no man like pic related
2018..?

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Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

Fuck the snails. Did you get ink?

William Russell
William Russell

those are crustaceans like lobsters

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

have you even seen Disney?

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

a coocahracha?

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

disney is reptilian humanoid alien illuminati jew zionist mason CIA MKultra brainwashing propaganda

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

You're a soulless being my man (i did and i print my papers, it wasn't worth it)
But those are insects...right?
cochinilla

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Jacob Long
Jacob Long

I am? You're the ruthless murderer here.

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

The true redpill also sorry bout dem snails op

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Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

still they did make some cute oysters in alice in wonderland

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

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