>be me in work >need to print some papers >try and send it to my printer >lack of ink >ask one of my workers if the office printer has ink >no sir, but tomorrow well have fixed >deside to go to the 24 open printer place next to the park, so i can get some fresh air >walking on the park about to get to printer place >hear a crack and quickly move my feet from the ground >i stepped on a small snail (its been raining a lot so theres a shit ton of them) >imsorrylittleone.gif >decide to end its misery and step on it full force >mfw i stepped on a totally healthy one >mfw the other one is still suffering next to it
im a monster Jow Forums
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November 26, 2018 - 02:55
snails are basically fungus they don't care if they die
November 26, 2018 - 02:58
but does the other snail know who you are quoting?
November 26, 2018 - 02:59
that's a new kind of retarded you summoned up there
November 26, 2018 - 02:59
this is the real question
November 26, 2018 - 03:00
mollusks aren't real animals
November 26, 2018 - 03:01
sure they are its corals that are questionable
November 26, 2018 - 03:03
if you can't make a cute anthropomorphic version of it without drastically changing traits then it isn't a real animal
November 26, 2018 - 03:05
*snaps* Theyre like insects like you know those things that turn into a ball and live under rocks
November 26, 2018 - 03:05
November 26, 2018 - 03:05
>*snaps* what year is it?
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November 26, 2018 - 03:07
rip sides
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November 26, 2018 - 03:07
you're just have a quadruped bias
November 26, 2018 - 03:11
some birds bugs and fish can be cute but you can't take an oyster and make it cute
November 26, 2018 - 03:12
November 26, 2018 - 03:12
no man like pic related 2018..?
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November 26, 2018 - 03:13
Fuck the snails. Did you get ink?
November 26, 2018 - 03:14
those are crustaceans like lobsters
November 26, 2018 - 03:15
have you even seen Disney?
November 26, 2018 - 03:16
November 26, 2018 - 03:17
disney is reptilian humanoid alien illuminati jew zionist mason CIA MKultra brainwashing propaganda
November 26, 2018 - 03:18
You're a soulless being my man (i did and i print my papers, it wasn't worth it) But those are insects...right? cochinilla
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November 26, 2018 - 03:21
I am? You're the ruthless murderer here.
November 26, 2018 - 03:23
The true redpill also sorry bout dem snails op
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November 26, 2018 - 03:25
still they did make some cute oysters in alice in wonderland
November 26, 2018 - 03:25
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November 26, 2018 - 03:26