Imagine being addicted to twitter even though you for a billion dollars and a million better things to do with your time

oh my, thats actually accurate

Any particular case you think the SEC should've prosecute but didn't, or is it just you peddling conspiracies because they're politicians they must be crooked and evil? Sophisticated white collar crime is hard to prosecute, unlike the dumb garbage that Muskrat is pulling.

Since money doesn't buy women anymore after #metoo, all the rich newfriends are going to be basement dwelling memers from now on.

what the fuck is a SEX

>imagine being addicted to twitter even though you are the president of the U.S.

It's healthier than Jow Forums and /b/ but that's basically it.

user you're only looking at a very slim portion of Twitter users. Likely they're all you see because you chose to engage these people.
This is your fault.

Why the fuck are there retards everywhere criticizing the SEC now as if they know anything about what they do?

Musk picks a fight and you're all experts on fucking finance law now?

Musk is a fucking retard, there are certain standards of conduct CEOs of public companies must adhere to whether the SEC does its job perfectly or not, if you can't grasp something so simple just KYS right now.

I think the Twitter usage pattern as a whole is healthier.
Here I find myself writing angry arguments with people about topics were likely not gonna change our minds on. Or talking someone who doesn't care enough to realize what a linked list is that he points to Wikipedia but doesn't read it when you point out where it contradicts him.

I don't see that happening on Twitter. It would just be a short tweet and then you block them.

why do you take social media so seriously?

It's a big part of my life regrettably. As I said. It's an addiction. It has been for over a decade.

because if you don't, Russia will take it and convince you that you need a puppet president so they can do whatever they want with your country, duh.

if you don't like and are "addicted" to it, then treat it as a addiction and wane off of it
y'know stop using it

I assure you, it's just me peddling conspiracy theories because if I had actionable information I would have already shot myself twice in the back of the head.

It's not that they don't prosecute, it's that they don't even investigate.

user you probably didn't think that post through, in context.
>you don't like what you're doing so stop doing it
Everything is easy when you put it like that but that's not always an easy option.

Twitter is fun. American twitter is an endless barrage of people trying to land sick dunks on each other while yuro twitter is this ridiculously cloying positivity village

Brexit twitter is probably the best. You can witness the brains of brits melting in real time

then do it over a period of time, doesn't have to be tomorrow y'know
not everything is an all or nothing situation

The SEC is a lot more sophisticated than people take it for. Their problems stem from externalities like the difficult to prove intent and a sometimes crooked and lenient judiciary. The Enron case is a good example.

The SEC is a corrupt establishment that protects insiders from prosecution and is used as a cudgel against outsiders like musk.

This has always become the case for all regulatory bodies. They get infested with people who look the other way for particular groups and businesses, but not others.

Every single 3-letter-agency in the US is corrupt as shit.

Are you saying we need to make elon a song

Thank you.

The Libertarian Subhuman has logged on

So did Leftoid Twitter and reddit stop worshipping him and declare him an Enemy of the People? When did that happen?

Around the time info came out that he was donating to republicans

If Musk was actually being unfairly punished as you imply here do you really fucking think he would have no real recourse you dumb cunt?

The only thing SEC did wrong here was that they let Musk practically get away with the 420 tweet and assumed that he'll act like an adult later on.

>establishment and government bad, unhinged guy on twitter good
This is your entire point, you base this on nothing credible, it's just your sentiment because the unhinged guy on twitter seems more relatable to you, and you need to KYS you low IQ cunt

Are here any oldfaggots who remember /b/ before it became all porn?

Nah it's too much of a popularity contest. People only engage high follower accounts and care about le upboat. And the replies to replies are nested.

DESU the chans flat threads and anonymity has led me to much better discussions than Twitter

The absolute state of Elon Musk

twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1071921788035190784

the amount of mouthbreathers that use twitter, my god
what a horrendous comment section

But he's not a villain. What do you mean?

if you want to live in a blue pilled conformist world, yeah go for it.

Twitter is banning lolis though so you'll be back.

why is he a villain?

because /plebbit/ likes him of course ba-ba-baka!

*crickets*

ya

Seething ULA pays anyone to harass Musk.

He's more like Norman Orborn without the cool tech

Mastodon instances like Baraag are a good alternative to image boards if you prefer the Twitter format. I prefer image boards though.

CEOs don't actually have better things to do with their time. That's because CEOs don't do shit, the managers are the ones actually managing the company and the board of director (excluding the CEO) are the ones managing funding.

Snorting coke off a hookers anus is a better way to spend time than twitter for a CEO

hello retard

But then he would get #metoo’d, haven’t you heard?

This fuck is an even richer version of Notch

Pretty sure I wrote 'hooker', not workplace subordinate there

What's the difference?

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t. easily deluded bootlicker

Oh no, it's retarded :(

Either you think #metoo is fake and gay because no woman is ever harassed or you think all women are whores and deserve to be treated as such, dumbass.

>let's build a huge Mars colony by the end of the century to prevent human extinction
>yeah, there are definitely gonna be a few deaths on they way
>we also don't know how the kids born on Mars will turn out
>btw we may have to nuke the polar icecaps
He's the classic "villain you may agree with".

Little of column A, little of column B.

KYS is just another 3-letter agency that's full of corrupt muthafuckas, but thanks anyway

You do realize metoo is about women actively and voluntarily whoring themselves out to illegitimately get career advantages and then wanting to cash in on that for extra victim points, i.e. get their cake and eat it too, and not one was harassed in any way, right?

>SEC is the hero who protects the day traders
>Elon is the villain who wants to create electric cars

Elon Musk is a scam artist and a fraud. I hope the SEC fuck his shit up.

Why would you want women like that working for you? What kind of man looks at a woman whoring herself for power and thinks this is fine, let's just go with it, what's the worse that could happen

Sorry but I don't buy it

The real question is how many women exist that don't behave like that AND are career-oriented in the US? (because office politics, including whoring yourself, bribes, and other forms of buttering people up, are a societally-defined standard: very strongly accepted in the US, but not as much in other countries for example).
In fact, while it's harder for men to whore themselves out, how many of them don't do the closest approximation of that, with the same career-drive as these women?

No, the real question is why are you blaming women for taking advantage of a situation that men created. If my boss was gay and wanted me to suck his dick in exchange for a promotion you bet I'd do it.

This. Messing with SEC is less dangerous than messing with the pound-me-too degenerates.

Why are you guys having a meltdown because I suggested Elon Musk spend time on hookers rather than twitter?

Pretty sure #metoo is not about sex workers damaging their livelihoods by outing their clients.

He never wrote any news though. The SEC has no case.

Imagine your leader only talking the media,and not the people.

Uh yeah the other half is tweeting about Kim Kadashian.

He had to pay a 20 million fine last time, and it was a retarded home. Looks like the opposite of not having a case.

*Retarded joke

SEC can go after the tiniest infractions. If they can get the judge on board.

Can anyone explain his reaction to a dead deer being so inane and over the top?

weed perhaps?

Nothing he posted was news though? And it didn't impact the stock either. He made a post comparing the number of cars they made years back to 2019, with the same numbers in the shareholder messages and quarterly reports.

The SECs mission is not to tackle corruption and clean the political class, it is to enforce financial regulations so that investors don't get skinned by every grifter in the land.

He said Tesla would produce 500000 cars in 2019, which is in direct contradiction to Tesla's own forecast. This is actually worse than some 420 dumb joke.

this violation would probably be too small for them to bother going after, if it wasn't for the fact that Musk promised not to tweet this stuff in the settlement for the last spat.

really why is he retarded enough to be tweeting at all

The official forecast is 350k to 500k, sure he exaggerated like every PR team, but its within bounds of the forecast.

The whole mars colony thing is simply a visionary marketing strategy/tool to make the insipid masses such as yourself feel inspired and fullfilled enough that you buy into the delusion long enough to be productive shills while Elon secretly (in plain sight) goes about his only real intention of building a massive planetary rocket industry which he basically monopolizes.

Mars will never happen. Not that you cucks even really care. If you did you'd have come to the conclusion yourself.

The official forecast is 400k, and no, this isn't something that experienced PR professionals are encouraged to do. There's a difference between lying to the public and lying to investors.

There wasn't anything about Musk not being able to tweet.

400K cars delivered
350-500K cars produced

delivered vs produced

There are competitors, as well as government launches. You think both the US and EU would allow a monopoly?

Seems odd that anyone can discuss Tesla except the guy who actually knows about it.

US has 1 other real option which held the monopoly before spacex. Elon rocked the boat hardcore when he came in and could do it for a 1/3 of the price, they tried every trick in the book to discredit him, turn their government contacts against him, and he slugged for years to get NASA and gov satelitte contracts, and after his impressive saftey record he started getting more business.

So yeah, he will keep stealing market share from that dinosaur company, especially as their government contracts run out and come up for renewel.

The way the free markt works is it goes to the cheapest and most reliable. Are you so illinformed that you don't think a small minorty of companies hold monolopolies. Look at amazon FFS.

Twitter is the machine that prints him money.

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What? Amazon isn't a monopoly, I think I bought something of amazon like once or twice in my life.

And for launch vehicles there are plenty all around, not just USA/EU/russia, but asia are also developing their own platforms.

>such as yourself
Just because I said he's a villain you may agree with doesn't necessarily mean I personally agree with his ideas.

>Amazon isn't a monopoly
Good goy.

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These are not competitors? And here in europe every country have dozens of local retailers too. Amazon may be big globally but they are in no way a monopoly.

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There's literally teams of psychologists and 10s of millions being spent to cause addiction to these platforms.

You're the only one blaming women. Coincidentally, you're the one making grand assumptions like how the situation is caused by men or that this isn't a supply and demand system.

>cause addiction
>cause
Is that a typo or dirty phoneposting? I get the jews, but psychologists?

They are a monopoly. You're pretty much comparing statistics from a consumer pc manufacturer to a server hardware provider and saying they're totally equivalent and in competition.

Timmy, you're so cute, being so innocent and pure!
But even a quick google would confirm he's right. Also yes, cause.