CODE ME SOME FIZZ BUZZ user OR ELSE I'LL TAKE YOUR VIGINITY

>CODE ME SOME FIZZ BUZZ user OR ELSE I'LL TAKE YOUR VIGINITY

How fucked are you Jow Forums?

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What are you going to do with my virginity?

she will take it away from you

But miss I don't know any code.

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Let her take it

What virginity?

Ok.
>fizz = True
>if fizz then buzz
>end
>endl end
>3 % 2
Oh no it didn't work. Guess I'll have to cum inside you and take responsibility. Can't be helped.

That's okay, ma'am. You're not my type anyway!

She looks like she loves the BBC

I want to lick her eyebrows. Also, why does everyone ask for fizz buzz?

dianagali_
Diana Gali
Now please ban the OP for trashposting

>just give me the FakeFactory Cinematic Mod look

for i in range(100):
if i%3 != 0 and i%5 != 0: print("Fizz Buzz")
elif i%3: print("Fizz")
elif i%5: print("Buzz")
else: print(i)
print("Begone thot")

>Forgot != on line 3 and 4
I should just give up

i-i can't. d-dont take my virgin

new Array(100).fill(1).map((_,x)=>x%3&&x%5?x:(x%3?'':'fizz')+(x%5?'':'buzz'))

the worst part is you really needed ==

Wait, I know you...

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thats a lot of makeup she definetly looks like a rat without any on with that jawline kek

HOLY FUCK THOSE EYEBROWS AND LASHES.

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Cringe

keep away 3D whore
for n in {1..100}; do
fb=
(( n % 3 )) || fb=fizz
(( n % 5 )) || fb+=buzz
echo ${fb:-$n}
done

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The only code I know
*tilts fedora downwards*
Is the warrior's code

Those two elifs won't do what you think they do.

>he dislikes natural and thick eyebrows
Absolute pleb

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#include

int main(){
int i;
for(i=1;i

for n in range(0,100):
if n % 3 == 0 and n % 5 == 0:
print("Fizz Buzz")
elif n % 3 == 0:
print("Fizz")
elif n % 5 == 0:
print("Buzz")
else:
print("Help I'm so lonely")

print([lambda i:[[i,'buzz'][i%5==0],['fizz','fizzbuzz'][i%5==0]][i%3==0]).__call__(i) for i in range(1,100)])

That's a house centipede, not a silverfish, dummy

Based and redpilled

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>Array construction
>Fill prototype
>map of the fill

Jesus kid, have you ever heard of Array.from? Array#fill to Array#map is for plebs

echo "fizz buzz";

what's so hard?

based and redpilled

func fizzBuzz(to limit: Int) {
for i in 1...limit {
switch (i % 3, i % 5) {
case (0, 0): print("FizzBuzz")
case (0, 1...): print("Fizz")
case (1..., 0): print("Buzz")
default: print("\(i)")
}
}
}

fizzBuzz(to: 100)

Fizzbuzz weeds out the fagatrons who can't do fizzbuzz.

let fizzbuzz = (n) => {
return "Please just fuck me"
}

Make a virgin with it

whoa

for(let i = 1; i

is this the new lara croft?

>didn't say it had to be good
>if .. else if .. else if ..
begone thot!!!

I'm gay as you can tell from my distro

include iostrak

class
fizz
//mod 5
class
buzz
//mod 3
classfizzbuzz
//here is where the 5%3 goes

return 1

//sorry professor I tried my best

Aygul Galimullina ?

this is a pretty fizzbuzz

Fuck u got me

People who say fizzbuzz is a good filter are joking, right? This is like computer science 101 shit. Anyone can figure it out in a few minutes with a little effort.

fuckin lel I've written stuff like this

But... I wouldn't mind her taking my virginity.
What's the catch?

Why does she have two sets of ears? That's just a cat hat user.

>never ran the function

You had one job user. And you expect to get fucked making careless mistakes like this?

I hope she takes BBC

cat girls without 2 sets of ear would look strange, the only way artists get away with it is hiding it behind hair

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werks on my machine

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Please never kill house centipedes. They live for decades and kill many insect pests.

They look fucking disgusting, though. What are we supposed to do with them? Pick them up and put them back outside? Or just let them chill here with us crawling all around, disgusting anyone who dares visit us? Serious question.

everyone here has to learn to code

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>not even one factory

>1..100
What is this again? Javascript?

The first time we saw this thing at home I was like:
>this is Siberia, not an Australia, WTF is that thing?!
>let them chill here with us crawling all around,
One night I was really busy with my coursework (deadline burnout mode) and this fucker showed up. I had no time to deal with it, just placed my legs on chair and kept writing. That was a really cursed day, but i passed that work at least.
>Pick them up and put them back outside?
That's exactly what I do btw. I grab some long plastic cup, some cover for it, capture the centipede and throw it out of the window to the lawn.
Be careful not to miss it, these fuckers are damn fast, they get from one room corner to other in seconds. They also very good at wall climbing, so that's why you get a long cup and cover to be sure.

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#include

int main(){
for(int i =0; i

a should be i. oopse

nice tranny

Looks like someone will be losing their precious bodily fluids

>t. House centipede

Jokes on her, I lost that years ago.

FERNS AND FULLY MODELED SHIT !

>'Jokes on you succubus I have ascended and have seen worlds you can't even dream of'
t.31 virgin

.DATA

fizz_lbl: DB "Fizz", 0
buzz_lbl: DB "Buzz", 0
fizzbuzz_lbl: DB "FizzBuzz", 0

.CODE
.STARTUP

xor CX, CX

main_loop:
inc CX
cmp CX, 100

jg done

fizzbuzz_check:
mov AX, CX
mov BH, 15
div BH

cmp AH, 0
je print_fizzbuzz
jmp fizz_check
print_fizzbuzz:
PutStr fizzbuzz_lbl
nwln
jmp main_loop

fizz_check:
mov AX, CX
mov BH, 3
div BH

cmp AH, 0
je print_fizz
jmp buzz_check

print_fizz:
PutStr fizz_lbl
nwln
jmp main_loop

buzz_check:
mov AX, CX
mov BH, 5
div BH

cmp AH, 0
je print_buzz

jmp print_other

print_buzz:
PutStr buzz_lbl
nwln
jmp main_loop

print_other:
PutInt CX
nwln
jmp main_loop

done:
.EXIT

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(,&('Fizz'(,>@;;)'Buzz')@":{~+.&3-~0:~:5&|)"0>:i.100
Not this time, madam.

who is this fluid druid? Aygul Galimullina

Fuck that, I'll give her the fizz internally and buzz outta there.

is fizz buzz a meme?
it doesnt look difficult at all

I have many of them in my apartment and want more roaming in the shadows. I rarely see them traverse open floor areas, but when they do I chortle a bit thinking about them having a job to do.

>are joking
No, user, they aren't. >50% of applicants can't do fizz buzz.

for i in range(1, 101): print("FizzBuzz"[i*i%3*4:8--i**4%5] or i)

is this how you do it ?

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that's bash

fn main() {
for i in 1..101{
match i{
i if i%3==0 && i%5==0 => println!("FizzBuzz"),
i if i%3==0 => println!("Fizz"),
i if i%5==0 => println!("Buzz"),
_ => println!("{}",i),
}
}
}

RUSTED!

>OR ELSE I'LL TAKE YOUR VIGINITY
uuuuuuh im scared

get = cycle ["","","fizz"]
on = cycle ["","","","","buzz"]
my = zipWith (++) get on
balls = map show [1..]
bitch = zipWith max my balls --

Maybe for you, a programmer.

i like this thread :)
aa*&0d1. /"zzuB"oooo\
1+::3%?!\5%?!/: n>ao&:?!;1-&
\"zziF"oooo ~/

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Just started programming recently.

R8 my code.

Count = 100
I = 0
while I < Count:
if I == 3:
print("fizz")
Count -= 3
if I == 5:
print("buzz")
Count -= 2
if I == 6:
print("fizz")
Count -= 1
if I == 9:
print("fizz")
Count -= 3
if I == 10:
print("buzz")
Count -= 1
if I == 12:
print("fizz")
Count -= 2
if I == 15:
print("fizz buzz")
I = 0
Count -= 3
I += 1

>#include
gets me every time. how do Cniles justify this?

npm install fizzbuzz
d-done

DO I HAVE A FUTURE IN PROGRAMMING OR NOT?

PLEASE LET ME KNOW

It's nice to see ex-Buzzfeed staff taking our advice to heart and trying to learn to code.

My program works whats wrong with it?

>>if fizz then buzz

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>stdio.h
>she doesn't write her own libraries
Sad!

mommy

.model tiny
.code

org 100h

start:
mov cx, 1

test3:
xor dx, dx
mov ax, cx
mov bl, 3
div bl
cmp ah, 0
jnz test5
mov dl, 1
push ax dx
mov dx, OFFSET fizz
mov ah, 9
int 21h
pop dx ax

test5:
mov ax, cx
mov bl, 5
div bl
cmp ah, 0
jnz do_crlf
mov dh, 1
push ax dx
mov dx, OFFSET buzz
mov ah, 9
int 21h
pop dx ax

do_crlf:
cmp dx, 0
jnz newline
mov ax, cx
mov bl, 10
div bl
cmp al, 0
jz print_units
push ax
mov dl, al
add dl, 48
mov ah, 2
int 21h
pop ax
print_units:
mov dl, ah
add dl, 48
mov ah, 2
int 21h

newline:
mov dx, OFFSET crlf
mov ah, 9
int 21h
inc cx
cmp cx, 100
jle test3

mov ax, 4c00h
int 21h

fizz db 'fizz','$'
buzz db 'buzz','$'
crlf db 13,10,'$'

end start


Ha! Looks like i'll be keeping my virginity for a little while yet! Check and mate, roastie!

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for i in range(1,101):
... st=""
... if i %3 == 0:
... st += "fizz"
... if i %5 == 0:
... st += "buzz"
... print(st or i)