The C Programming Language
The C Programming Language
Anthony Cooper
Samuel Williams
Pointers are bad and you should feel bad
Justin Smith
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE LADS WHY DO THEY KEEP BULLYING C THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AN SIMPLE ELEGANT LANGUAGE IS C GIVES YOU TREMENDOUS POWER OVER YOUR MACHINE IT ACHIEVES LITERALLY TEN THOUSAND BILLION TIMES THE PERFORMANCE OF ALL OF THESE STUPID TRANNY RETARD LANGUAGES LIKE THIS RUST THING HOLY SHIT THESE TRANNY FUCKS THINK THEY'RE THE SHIT WELL GUESS WHAT FAGGOTS I CAN USE POINTERS FOR MY FIZZBUZZ AND YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOUR BORROW CHECKER PREVENTS ANYTHING PAST AN EMPTY PROGRAM HAHAHA HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW RUSTARDS THANKS TO C I CAN USE THE POWER OF VOID POINTERS AND MEMCPY TO ACHIEVE PEAK PERFORMANCE AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME MY SHIT SEGFAULTS CAUSE IT'S WRONG I'M THE BEST PROGRAMMER ON EARTH AND THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T USE ANY NOOBY CONTAINER LIBRARY LIKE THIS C++ ABOMINATION PROVIDES YOU WITH I REIMPLEMENT LINKED LISTS AND BINARY TREES EVERY TIME I USE THEM THAT WAY I KNOW HOW A COMPUTER *REALLY* WORKS ALSO RAII ISN'T USEFUL FUCK YOU OOPAJEETS MALLOC AND FREE IS THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE PROGRAMMED AND IT TELLS ME EVEN MORE HOW COMPUTERS *REALLY* WORK AND MY INTIMMATE KNOWLEDGE OF LINKED LISTS MEANS I NEVER HAVE MEMORY LEAKS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU DUMB BITCH MOTHERFUCKER C HAS NO ATOMICS WELL FUCK YOU BLAME LINUX EVERYBODY KNOWS ATOMICS ARE PROVIDED BY THE OS AND NOT THE HARDWARE BUT FUCK YOU C RULES AND IS EXTREMELY SAFE ANE ANYBODY SAYING OTHERWISE IS A RETARD WHO PROBABLY REWRITES STUFF IN RUST INSTEAD OF MAKING LIBC-LESS HELLO WORLDS LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT HOLY SHIT AND YOU'RE SUCH A BRAINLET FOR NEEDING THOSE NOOBY MODULES WHAT I DO IS USE HEADER FILES THAT WAY I EITHER HAVE TO DO METAPROGRAMMING TO PREVEND MULTIPLE INCLUSIONS OR MEGA-ENGINEER MY INCLUSION TREE LIKE THEY DO IN THE PLAN 9 LIBC THAT'S PEAK IQ KIDDO
Andrew Harris
Top kek
Angel Reyes
> how computers work is bad and you should feel bad
Joshua Morales
Ada has always been better. It's what real software engineers use.
Ethan Allen
What did you just fucking say about me you little bitch
Alexander Foster
People who hate C are retarded. Not because they can't use the language (although they often can't), but because they don't realize that people who program in C do so because it's enjoyable and satisfying. Writing clean C is like a long, slow blowjob.
Nathaniel Allen
>Writing clean C is like a long, slow blowjob.
fucking kek
Charles Mitchell
I'm using C to write an assembler :)
Nathan Bennett
>Writing clean C is like a long, slow blowjob.
You mean the goal itself is to trigger a leak?
Asher Cox
I have that book, and I want to learn C. Should I read it and do the exercizes, or get a more practical book?
Cameron Ramirez
yes
Cameron Campbell
...so read it or get a different book?
Hudson Rogers
Yes, and you know exactly when you reach the point of no return.
Carson Collins
Reading it now user teehee.
Xavier Evans
>woman reading a book about programming instead of just fucking doing it
wahmen in tech, everyone
Jacob Lewis
Also trying to learn this. Should I use a text editor like Vim, or an IDE?
Colton Ramirez
that's super cool bro
Parker Wright
that's not even reading. he/she just looks at the cover.
Jayden Ward
>pointers is how computers work
Hunter Thomas
Top kek.
Christopher Phillips
hes right
Christopher Taylor
Pointers are an abstraction.
James Diaz
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Jason Wright
they arent
Xavier Hughes
The C Programming Language
Hudson Russell
Name ONE (1) Pointer to real physical addresses in real mode
Levi Thompson
0x0
Cooper Phillips
Matthew Williams
its good enough. If you really want to learn in depth about C, try the book by K N King
Chase Nelson
>moving the goalposts
Easton Lewis
>what is memory address.
Easton Myers
use codeblocks
Brayden Price
thought so, pointers are an abstraction grandpa
Tyler Watson
I'm having a discipline in college teaching C
but I missed all classes until now?
is this worth?
also, where can i learn it by myself online?
Ian Howard
memory is an abstraction retard. All you physically got is a large array of transistors, which are an abstraction of multi-layered doped silicone.
You're literally retarded, which is an abstraction for a generalized neurological disorder
Ryder Reyes
even assembly is an abstraction
Ryder Powell
you're an abstraction
Justin Thompson
Rust is the shittiest gay ass faggot nigger sjw tranny language in existence btw.
Parker Jones
ok
Tyler Mitchell
No you don't. It's UB at and after the point of going off the edge of a non void function. There's no guarentees on anything.
Juan Thomas
wonderful pasta, saved
Anthony Ramirez
But finding work as a C programmer is pretty hard, no?
Nathaniel Cooper
ruby is the best
Ian Allen
*explodes your rocket*
en.m.wikipedia.org
Ada isn't safe, use a safe language like C instead.
Benjamin Johnson
There is literally nothing wrong with C. It's a perfectly fine language. Protip: if it was absolute garbage it wouldn't still be in use, since 1969.
Charles Cooper
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Jeremiah Roberts
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Matthew Evans
sagartewari01.com
Imagine your language being so primitive you have to do this to get a linked-list, a data structure no one should use to begin with.
Note how even this primitive task can't be done in the standard C and the author had to use __typeof__ gcc extension.
Imagine thinking it's somehow a good practice and bragging how "you can’t do that in any other language".
Imagine how faster C software was if cniles had access to std::vector-like continuous containers instead of reinventing linked-lists since 1972.
Jose Collins
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Kevin Morales
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Ethan Watson
Currently limping through a C course as my first programming language. I might come back to K&R after I do something like Python
Aiden Martinez
Clet here
How do I put resources into my program without loading from file?
Like Read Only Memory style?
If I just statically declare huge arrays of numbers
wont that blow up the stack?
Austin Thompson
Every global/static variable is stored inside of the executable itself or otherwise "allocated" when the program starts, and has no effect on stack usage.
Nathan Mitchell
xxd -i
Luke Collins
Does it matter if it is constant or not?
Like say I have a header thats just an array of 10^9 entries (using ctrl+c ctrl+v lol)
Carter Ward
>Does it matter if it is constant or not?
if its const its stored in program memory otherwise its in the heap/stack
David Hernandez
but you just said it has no effect on the stack?
Jayden Ortiz
Example of what i mean
// header
const int a[1000000];
int b[1000000];
int c[1000000] = { .... };
const int d[1000000] = { ... };
//main
#include "data.h"
...
Jonathan Nelson
What is the point of using Ruby in 2019
Xavier Sullivan
I second this, Codeblocks is great.
William Foster
>he doesn't write to his machines VGA buffer as a test for his kernel
>he doesn't write to spacial function registers on his microcontrollers
You clearly aren't using C for its intended purpose, so stop using it
Anthony Barnes
>C is ONLY for kernels and microcontrollers
ok buddy
Oliver Hernandez
>if it was absolute garbage it wouldn't still be in use, since 1969
Nice try, wintoddler, but Windows is shit whether it's been use since 2015 or 1995.
yourlogicalfallacyis.com
Jonathan Hernandez
There is nothing wrong with JavaScript. Otherwise it wouldn't be so widely used.
Camden Davis
I'm a linguistics major just starting out with C out of interest. From what I understand, the best way to learn is begin by learning the primative datatypes before moving on to abstract data structures/ algos. I've had a lot of experience learning natural languages (German and Russian) from tutors but learning C is quite a different experience. I'm wondering if anyone could provide some insight into how to apply abstract data structures in practice. Also any learning tips in general would be greatly appreciated.
Ayden Clark
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Evan Bennett
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Henry Carter
Use Emacs
Wyatt Walker
>THE C PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
Kayden Perry
It's another discord trannies take over the thread thread.
Cameron Adams
>The C Programming Language
Easton Bailey
ye it's good
Eli Mitchell
>C thread
>everybody in this thread keeps writing the same thing over and over again
Pottery.
Christian Hernandez
I mean what else?
Joshua Ortiz
You are retarded and you should feel bad.
How the fuck do people like you claim their are programmers in the first place?
Carter Hernandez
Just go and make drivers, create an OS, program a microcontroller and pretty much everything below user(retard)-oriented bullshit by not using C. How come even most languages are based on it. Knowing JS, ruby or whatever shit you bothered learning means you know that shit in particular. Knowing C means you know programming in general.
Good luck.
Jeremiah Martinez
>age it wouldn't still be in use, since 1969Nice try, wintoddler, but Windows is shit whether it's been use since 2015 or 1995.
Why would you say a lie? Windows is good.
Benjamin Wilson
>There is literally nothing wrong with Python. It's a perfectly fine language. Protip: if it was absolute garbage it wouldn't still be in use, since 2008.
>There is literally nothing wrong with Smoking. It's a perfectly fine activity. Protip: if it was absolute garbage it wouldn't still be in use, since ancient times.
>There is literally nothing wrong with Christianity. It's a perfectly fine religion. Protip: if it was absolute garbage it wouldn't still be in use, since 0AD.
>There is literally nothing wrong with OPs bumhole. It's a perfectly fine hole. Protip: if it was absolute garbage it wouldn't still be in use, since OPs 10th Birthday.
Robert Perez
What's your most impressive work written in C?
Ryan Gutierrez
A 3D animated desktop background for Xorg. Hacks into the root window and creates an OpenGL context there.
Wyatt Foster
Nice...
Hudson Watson
>t. doesn't know how ARM or x86 chips are built