Jow Forums gets a job as an IT guy

>Jow Forums gets a job as an IT guy
>already three hours in, he's called into HR
What did you do?

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quit without nice. just leave and apply at the closest radio shack.

Was seeding some pirated wincocks.

*without notice

Didn't sync && sync before throwing the rack out of the window.

tried to install gentoo

It's not my fault. That's a guy. He may wear a dress, he may wear a ton of make up and long hair but I can still easily tell.
This isn't my fault. Every single brain cell of mine BURNS with this feeling of wanting to shout out the truth. I just had to.

I was seeding a 30gb seinfeld torrent in one of the HQs of a dutch ISP

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Interacted with an individual of the opposite gender

>30gb
nibba...

nothing, they gave me my corporate mail credentials.

Made the login meatspin and the login box would only pop up randomly for 20 seconds before closing again. If you miss an opportunity to login, who knows when you'll be able to login again.

Nothing, HR is stupid and wants to know how to make a shortcut

Does radio shack still exist?

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Nazi fuck

You can dilate all you want but you're not getting any Nazi fucks.

How do I get someone in HR fired?

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I work the IT hotline at a place, comfy and pays ok, until last week, the fucking Feds come in and take the department lead, now were all on paid leave for the week as the pedo cops go through our servers looking for Boku no Pico and Little Monica.

Guess il check out this Apex game in the meantime.

Joke's on you my company doesn't have an HR department, companies that do are not even worth applying for.

tried to build android on arch

I don't know how to make polite eye contact, I either stare at the ground or stare at people. So I guess I probably made some people uncomfortable

Probably just to sign more of the boring HR paperwork, i don't like abusing systems that aren't mine.

you can't, HR is the one that fires
unless you can convince the top cunt one of her bottom cunts is fucking her personal cuck behind her back or something of the sort

the best chance to get HR fired is if the company merges or taken over by someone else but usually get replaced by someone else

what I downloaded from the deep web

said the n-word

An amazingly high quality job and got congratulated by half the staff 3 hours in.

Probably did some paperwork wrong.

pedo

Get fucked tranny

The HR woman want to molest me and i will have to call the HR's HR to save my ass.

Fuck off, Paul. I know that's your real name. I'm not calling you "nancy". Someone has to shake you awake. Someone has to oppose this insanity that's taken hold of you. You've taken this crossdressing fetish way too far. But you can still go back.

Intalled gentoo on all the Windows workstations.

I called him a nigger, I didn't know he'll take offence for that.

browsing /d/

Wrongthink

why is HR full of subhumans Jow Forums

Which one?

shut up nigger

Fucking retards

Diversity hires would be my bet.
Hiring people as tokens for their race or gender is never a good idea. Especially when it's at the cost of competent people

You never had a real job did you user? Hr dont "fire people".. They just deal with well, human resources task like telling people that they are fired. Its usually the managers who have the authority to actually decide that someone needs to go. Hr has managers too.

Nobody actually does that user, its illegal. This whole diversity hire shit is just a boogieman, it only was implemented in a few company and they scratched the whole concept really quick because you know, its fucking illegal in most countries.

It's a thing where I live tho.
Since a bit before WW2

SEETHING

Downloaded /ss/ and got a virus on the companies website that redirects to blackpeoplemeet

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Wiped the production db and scored some reddit gold

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KinderPornoNetwerk

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It's 100% their fault, not his. LMAO if this is real

nice

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so this is the power of reddit

They needed to read a pdf file but didn't have Adobe Reader installed.

this or it's more tax/payroll paperwork

the jews did this

Where are their backups? They probably should have lost a few days at most

>having a system that allows a new guy to fuck everything up

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Woah dude you can't post the R word here its offensive where's your Internet etiquette?

Underrated Google ultron poster

Loudly talked about how christtards suck and are hypocrites.

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It's happened to me once, not exactly 3 hours but it was the same day, at the end of my first day a specific person in HR that interviewed me wanted to talk to me, and strangely enough it was to Blackmail me because of my behavior in the interview, basically she would let everyone know how the interview really went and I will get fired if I wasn't like her personal bitch for the entirety of me working there which was about 2 yrs.

I unironically think that the guy done nothing wrong, the company devops guy should be executed

one of tree
>internet is down
>printer from 2003 not working
>"virus" attack