Functional programming is the future

Functional programming is the future
>highly intellectual mathematical base
>purely functional giving a high guarantee of success (good for banks and other industries that require precision)
>amazingly fast
>is basically an idiot filter. If it becomes the meme languages it blocks excel thots and basic bitches out
>haskell is huge in coffee shops which we all know control the fate of scilicon valley
>lets not kid ourselves. Haskell is the language we want.

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Haskell is awesome, really helped me improve mine programming skills and ability to think with multiple abstractions after i practiced functional programming a bit.
Sadly it cannot peform a "simple" operation properly.

That's my anguish every day:

Prelude> (-) 5.1 2
3.0999999999999996

i want to love haskell, but I can't get things off the ground. Just stay in the fucking around phase :(

>>amazingly fast
lol

Isn't this a problem from the implementation? Why is no one trying to implement Haskell so it makes sense?

i have notice something just right now that you forgot.

> Is a nice shampoo brand

you dont need Haskell to write functional code in today date and age. Java, Kotlin - look at reactive streams. Its interesting how functional data structures are efficient, they are more and more common in mainstream

haskell doesn't make sense

lol fantastic

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