This confuses the american

you are probably just as feminine as that dumb whore that got mad at me

If you really want to confuse an American, post a picture of the metric system

fuck you fag 1 KG is like 2.25 of something so like if something is 50kg then basically its like 125lbs its not rocket science

>making ramen noodles in a bitch's electric kettle
chad move user, im smiling

lol guys look at this meme I found on Jow Forums

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all serious drug dealers there know the metric system

This meme ceased to work when GDPR passed desu.

Lol in every scinece class in school, the first class is a review about the metric system

this american on Jow Forums told me i was disgusting because i didnt clean the inside of my kettle with soap because bacteria can build up in there. I never imagined they put actual food INSIDE the kettle

Do you put soda in it? I usually just microwave my water so idk what that'd be for

>this confuses and terrorizes the European

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you don't put anything in it other than water. How is this so hard to understand?

>using a meme caliber Jew gun
No thanks

>IMI

fuck off

>israeli military industries

>i usually just microwave my water
I bet you make scrambled eggs in the microwave too

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But I own a microwave so why would I need that little bottle thing? I have gallon jugs sitting around for this exact purpose

behold americans... magic

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How the fuck do you brits accepted countless german dynasties to rule. Why not choose some actual english aristocracy

Solid bait, at least five Yuros will take it

I bet you're the kind of stupid fucking little bitch that's afraid to cook things in the microwave

fucking pussy I have no respect for you, any englishman with a nutsack left over the last 400 years and the final group of good englishmen got blitzkrieg'd by Hitler

what sport is this?

Jow Forums cancerous shitposting sport

we have better weapons

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>brits understanding how a microwave actually works

enjoy cancer
that's just silly

>t.

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explain how a microwave causes cancer please

>he thinks microwaves cause cancer

you are worthlessly dumb and have no grasp of what cancer is or how it functions

when my microwave broke 5 years ago, I never got a new one because NOTHING tastes better done in a microwave. Enjoy getting cancer from the melting plastic contaminating your water

>IMI

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>he thinks melted plastic causes cancer

probably the dumbest thing said all day on /sp/

You microwave water in something OTHER than plastic.

Do you understand how a microwave works?

>Do you understand how a microwave works?
Go on. Say it a third time if it makes you feel like less of a massive fucking pleb.

microwaving plastic is 100% harmless

cancer is a cells inability to stop reproducing

this has goddamn fucking nothing to do with hot plastic

thetruthaboutcancer.com/are-microwaves-safe/
the sources on the page look legit to me

look, cancer is going to happen in almost all sedentary humans with a sugar based diet

if you consume better forms of energy than sugar and you exercise daily the only thing that will give you cancer is your terrible genetics which you should spite your parents for

NOTHING ELSE WILL GIVE YOU CANCER YOU CAN SMOKE 100 PACKS OF CIGARETTES A DAY SO FUCKING LONG AS YOU DONT EAT SUGAR AND GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH

>it doesn't give you cancer
then
>oh yeah it does but who cares!!!!
lmao

>enjoy your seasoned water btw yucktooth
enjoy your fluoride, my braindamaged friend.

You don't put ramen noodles in it you silly

you heat water in the kettle, and then pour it into a bowl with the noodles in them and wait for them to cook

thanks for your complete non-science.

>Israel Military Industries
this makes the american proud

It doesn't give you cancer you fucking stupid piece of shit I'll rape your mom to death

*increases obesity/cancer in us americans*

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did cancer make you stupid or was it your american education?

I'll rape your daughter to death you absolute fucking idiot

the water would cool down before the ramen was perfectly made, that's why you fucking cook the ramen inside of it. Fuck you for being so stupid I literally want to kill you

>saying my statement is non-scienece

you literally signed your death warrant with that one, stupid fucking bitch

Do Americans know about penis inspection day

I HAVE A 156 IQ AND HAVE BEATEN THE FUCKING STOCK MARKET I AM IN VERY ELITE PHYSICAL SHAPE AND IT IS ONLY DUE TO MY UNDERSTANDING OF HOW THE WORLD ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKS AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL WEAR YOUR FAMILY'S EARS AS A GODDAMN FUCKING NECKLACE

Damn, this dude is mad as fuck that his random bullshit isn't correct.

Silly americans you need hot water to make tea, not the cold sea!

>random bullshit isnt correct

I'm not angry at all. I do not require anger to kill people that are less than me. Which is all of you.

>Israel
Americans just can’t help themselves.

would the ramen not get caught in the filament

why buy am electric kettle when I can just microwave my water

is it for storing my ashes after i get shot at the movies?

you're kinda embarassing desu, i mean it's not even funny

Heh, we also microwave our water to make coffe, that's great isn't it Usa bros we are like... the same.

it takes 1/3 the time and doesnt give you cancer

Not him but microwaves just don't cause cancer

based goyim

He's claiming that consuming carbohydrates will cause cancer.

i thought it was common knowledge that microwaves are cancer factories. so is wifi.

Anime.

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american cuisine 101:
>put pasta, water, butter and ketchup in a plastic container
>microwave it for 10 minutes
>pour "cheese" on top
>microwave it another minute
>eat it with a spoon

tea is for faggots

now THIS is classic yuro/america shitposting

Yes common knowledge is in general dumb conspiracy theories and misunderstandments

Kkkkkkkkkkkkk rsrsrsrsrsrs

Tea is patrician you stupid cunt. Coffee is disgusting and stinks. The origins of coffee date back to African tribes where they spit it in each others faces to formally agree on a deal. Tea has been considered a massive luxury for thousands of years and was only available to the very rich until 200 years ago.

Don't @ me coffee scum.

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based

they do though

Israel is in Europe retard

it's fucking simple you idiot cancer happens all the time in all organisms the difference is usually the body kills it

the cure to cancer is to starve it from calories and this has been known since before they started chemotherapy

>Israel is in europe

the fuck is a filament speak english you moron

carbs dont cause cancer they allow cancer to survive in the body

Eurovision, Euro qualifiers
Israel is in Europe, deal with it Americlap

>misunderstandments

youtu.be/snt2uaQd_Ps

I want to make a grilled cheese sandwich but my microwave is broken.

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ah yes, the trump voter

The only tea worth a damn

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that is a children's drink over here

Why not use the stove like an adult

If I was a drumpf supporter, i would believe that dumb shit. Anyone who studied basic physics knows that microwave radiation ain't shit.

cheese on toast is also for children here

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Your country is known for having the laziest cuisine in all of Europe. Opinion discarded.

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that looks pretty good tbqhwyf

stick your head in and switch it on then if it "aint shit"

if it doesnt have beans or a tortilla around it, they don't understand