ITT BEST INVENTIONS OF ALL TIME

ITT BEST INVENTIONS OF ALL TIME
I'll start with
>The Cup

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Bacon

Sliced bread

dick girls

(You)s

Discord trannies

Oxygen, because without it we would die.

Smartphone gaming

Bullets

Standardized pitch(A 440)
Tuning heads
Drums
Portable recording devices
Rubber shoe soles
Rope
The wheel

based and aghoripilled

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lolis

Smelly vagina

The wheel

niggers

braps

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computers

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based

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toilet paper

Thermos bottle.
>keeps hot things hot in winter.
>keeps cold things cold in summer.
>what's so great about that?
>HOW DOES IT KNOW!!1??

Bidet

Circular trough-style urinals

memes

Math

Jacking off while choking yourself.

vidya gaems

The little shit stains on the inside of my imouto's underwear

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Bookbinding

Thigh gap posting, and yoga pants.

thats a big birb egg shell

What's a thigh gap posting?

Posting images of thigh gaps. It used to be popular. Miss them, and prefer them to braaap posting.

light bulbs

Botnet

>respecting your privacy

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>Weinstein creator of namesdomain
>Respects your privacy

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seething nigger, you have NOTHING TO REFUTE THIS
[spoiler]except your "jewish tricks" faggotry from Jow Forums of course[/spoiler]

Affordable 3D printers

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>and The Jew screeches.

hands down this shit

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>fingerbox
>finger box
>finger
..
..
>box
user...
finger that box!
NOW!

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Fire

>Being this obvious
>Trying to use spoilers on gookchan Jow Forums

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when women wear thigh high socks, and theres that little part where the sock puts enough pressure on the fat of the thigh that it sort of squeezes it just so much that theres a slight indent in the thickness of the thigh so that when their feet make contact with the floor it jiggles ever so slightly up and down that it gives me a stiffy

Niggy I'm pretty sure his "spoiler" was ironic (maybe he actually is retarded though, poe's law)

>name dropping poes law
pseud

niggers

The bidet.

this

Matches

wait a minute isn't this the girl from the linux guy show

oh this takes me back.

Systemd

zinc

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lsd

The holocoaster

Lolis were not invented. They were discovered.

/thread

Thank me later.

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I am a certified Windows support officer and what is this?

The transistor

hhhhnnngggg….!

Would be alright with a foot stool but squatty potties are more in line with how we're naturally inclined to shit. There really should be a better solution to both by now.

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stone knives
sewing needles

This box is probably worth millions now.

/thread [2]

what do you do with your pisser

It should dangle and point downwards in the same way.

what if you have a chode and it stick out perpendicularly, asking for a for a friend

In Asia most men tie a line with a weight around it.
Seriously though, most of the designs are long enough for women to use them and they have some horizontal arc game.

what is this?

Ok now this is epic.

Writing.

memes

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THE INTERNET
HIP HOP

underrated

Genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership.

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a bird cooking spaghetti

Haber-Bosch process