> go to tech conference
> strut into bar
> tons of developer ladies there
> with a single glimpse of my massive beard they know immediately what I do
> don't even need to open my mouth
> but I do anyway
> "I write compilers"
> all the women who hadn't already left suddenly leave the room, dryer than they've ever been
> the guys left over respond
> "cool dude, what language?"
Fellow pro/g/rammers, how does your work affect the rest of your life?
You know that huge beards are super gay right? It's not "manly", you look like a flamer.
objectively wrong
And then you find a python dev blue haired twink and fuck his brains out in a bathroom stall with butter for anal lube, right?
You fags ruined it. Fashion is a group behavior not ingrained.
He's right, flamer. You're just a flaming faggot.
I see a huge beard, I immediately assume flamer and most likely HIV positive.
Not him but I've found dudes with massive beards to be giant faggots, either literally or from the way they act in general. Plus it just looks stupid as fuck.
only if it's neatly trimmed.
one thing i'll say about the gays, they're well-groomed.
otherwise i just assume it's a chinlet trying to compensate
hair grows on my face and i don't like to cut it off every day. im sorry you would feel so embarrassed if someone saw you with hair on your face.
>2019
>not having a mustache
>you look like a flamer.
has the definition of flamer changed recently or something?
if beard on face = true then people will know im gay = true, said the clean shaven fag
>they're well-groomed.
not much choice in that when the entire point of your existence is being a human sexual proposition
LMAO closethomos butthurt not only from the miles of HIV positive cock rammed up their asses, but from the truth spit in this thread.
>Fellow pro/g/rammers, how does your work affect the rest of your life?
Other than pretending to be a super-nerd during work hours not much. I need to try harder to find friends who are willing to party and do fun shit tho
Not always a problem
>go into tech conference
>strut into bar
> tons of developer ladies there
> with a single glimpse of my clean beautiful shaved face and 10k worth suit they know immediately what I do
> don't even need to open my mouth
> but I do anyway
> "I dropped CS for a math degree"
> Everyone starts crying at their poor life choices and realizing I can program better than all of them but don't need to
> Bartender says "Based and mathpilled."
Depends on the culture. Rural america? Manly.
It lets you brag about being able to save the flavor of your wife after oral sex.
you just need to have some muscle definition, so yboys have set back beards greatly
pic related
b-but
Tell me callus eating fuck isn't into gay scat
since fucking when? i've never heard of this
i think it looks more gay to have a woman-like perfectly smooth face
Sure you would Francisco.
The "b" in beard stands for beta.
/thread
based 300k starting math major
beta has its own letter β, don't use b for that.
If your go to character or personality trait is that you're just like the hundreds of other ass holes they were just gossiping about then you are doomed to failure.
Math major is at least semi different.
I got a master on math, where are the jobs?
soys ruined beards
Check banks and financial companies first.
>giving two shits about what those people do or say
i have an involuntary physical revulsion to beards now. it can't be helped.
you let them win, user. you have nobody to blame but yourself
>βeta
Check your local high school.
Big beard equals big faggot
that's because you're a onions yourself and you know it.
wanna put your money where your mouth is? i'll post a shirtless timestamped selfie and then you follow up in kind. we'll see who the soys lad is :^)
i bet you have soys tits lmao
bump :^)
that's what i thought :DDD DD D DDDD D DD
bumping because I want to see this play out
>Thread about programming life
>42 posts of nothing but earnest debate over beard fashion
You can't make this shit up
>Thread about programming life
this was a shitty bait thread from the start
Why are numales like beards so much? Is it to hide their weak chins or is it because they're quirky? Beards are like pixie cuts for men now.
>Betaeta
I waited until someone posts this
so, since it's possible to have a soft that detects if your eyes are closed when taking a picture, is there any basedboy detector yet?
My buddy works for MS and is actually looking to transfer to the MSVC compiler development department in Redmond next year. I just asked him what made him so suicidal all of a sudden?
Is that a giant rat?
All they do is working on stuff no one care
Cant blame them...
it's a person you racist prick
where do I find onions face dataset?
>/thread-ing your own post
user..
fake