Zip drive

Bit bit

flashdisk

storage doobie

StoreStick

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thumb stick

Universal serial bus storage disk

data dongle

If you call it anything but a flash drive you're dumb.

That looks great reminds me of the 2.0 DataTraveler

Portable Flash Drive Disquette

The future is now, old man

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USB Stick

or what..?

portable porn pole

digital diskette

Do people in real life really say things like zip drive? I'm not a native English speaker so it's hard for me to tell whether you are memeing or not.

Memory adapter

mass storage drive

There is literally nothing wrong with calling it a solid state drive, especially since every part of that name is completely accurate.

Jump drive

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data knob

Boomers do.

missionary faggot detected

>Put portable solid state zip thumbs in pocket
>Run for 10 seconds so I don't miss the bus to school
>My thunder thighs create massive amount of static electricity
>Moisture buildup and electricity causes corrosion on pin 2
>Portable zip thumbs destroyed

Fuck me. These are not meant for your pocket

This. Probably German brofist.

Österreich Brofist

STOP ASSUMING CONNECTOR'S GENDERS, SHITLORD
MAYBE IT IDENTIFIES AS FEMALE

Way too phallic. Problematic. In fact, the whole idea of shoving connectors into sockets is basically rape because computers can't consent to this violation of their private space.

Memory stick
USB stick

nice zippy

pen drive

USB

Pen Drive.

The past two PNY USB drives I have bought corrupted themselves/came with broken sectors, with my files on them (thus corrupting my files). You could also only torrent files to them at a rate of bytes per second to 312 kbps tops. Same thing with file transfers to or from them.

One showed itself as corrupt about two weeks after buying it, and the other within an hour of using it. The hour one is so corrupted that it is stuck in "read-only" mode, and thus is essentially bricked. One of my old PNYs that I've had for a few years but only used 20-30 times recently corrupted too, losing all important files on it (which I have backed up elsewhere).

Fuck this brand, I will never buy it again and I will do my best to steer friends away from it.

In the next week I'm going to start making several trips a month to different stores and slightly pierce as many PNY USB packages as possible and fill them all with super glue and Caprisun.

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Robo penis

Thumb Drive

information dongler

hello i saw my grandson plug the internet into his lap top computer so he could use the internet, where do I buy this device I asked at Sam's club and they said they didn't have any

Data dong

Thumb stick

Correct