Ahem
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ITT: Pleb filter tech
Jaxon Morris
Ahem
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Aaron Fisher
My lg v20 with zerolemon battery case (10000 mAh) looked like this and I fucking loved it
Anthony Green
>posts phone he doesn't even own
Matthew Flores
>no headphone jack
into the trash it goes
Bentley Powell
This shit just feels like it was designed to just get front page on r*ddit and and (((tech news))) sites and nothing else, now it comes over here because of the retard crossover.
Jacob Sullivan
Yeah that's gonna be a nopesky
Easton Gomez
Yup
Caleb Jackson
>18000mAh battery, lasts days
>wireless headphones die after a few hours
What fucking retard thought this was a good idea?
Charles Campbell
based
Grayson Cooper
>the iVirgin handlet vs the alpha chadroid
Logan Hernandez
>18,000 mAh battery
>sealed chassis, non replaceable parts
>thick as a brick still, but no headphone jack
>somehow has a fucking camera hump on the back
yikes. terrible attempt at viral marketing.
Cameron Long
THICC
Easton Hill
>phone can be used as battery bank
>use phone to recharge wireless headphones
BOOM
Ryan Walker
W T F!!!!
I LOVE THIS PHONE NOW!!!
Jacob Morales
Is everyone some 90lbs faggot weakling? A phone that weighs under a pound but can go for over a month without a charge is fucking awesome.
Justin Butler
>Large battery
>Almost no bezzle
>No front facing camera notch shit
I actually want this phone.
Luke Ramirez
Posting from mine rn. Gonna use it till its literally falling apart
Dylan Cook
b-but user, the phone is too thin for one!
Samuel Lopez
b&rp
Christopher Adams
why 18000 mAh? Why not 9000 mah and not comically large? Why not go full autismo and make a 30000 mah tablet the size of a cinder block
Joshua Barnes
That’s a big boi
Cameron Davis
Why not, you know, 2 batteries reasonable size allowing you to hotswap one.
Liam Reyes
>they dont know
Theyre gonna reveal the enegizebuds next week. 12 day battery life, each bud weighs about 2kg
Logan Wilson
They put a trash soc in it as a trick. The whole point of this phone is to trick you into thinking larger batteries are a meme. With an efficient top of the line current soc this thing would have moths of standby time and probably 100+ hours of talk time.
Jaxon Green
and yet still has a camera bump
Lincoln Anderson
Thread theme.
Julian Moore
What's wrong with his hand
Jayden James
lol fits into your ear gauges
Jordan Ortiz
Can someone explain to me why people think this is good? A shitty phone with great battery life is worse than a great phone with a portable battery.
Ayden Ross
How much damage do you think that thing would do if it exploded like the Note 7?
Isaac Allen
Am I sick that I want one?
Asher Cooper
That would actually maybe be good if it actually had a headphone jack. Literally for what reason would you not have one on that phone? It's not like it's going to get any fatter
John Williams
Non replaceable battery? How do you fuck something like that up?
Nicholas Nguyen
this problem would have been solved with removable battery.
>falling for marketing tricks
Camden Flores
Who would use this phone? What's the real life scenarios where this phone would be handy? The only thing I can imagine is using this when camping, having a phone that can also charges other devices that lasts for a few days with constant use.