Are you ready to get "blown away" Jow Forums?
Are you ready to get "blown away" Jow Forums?
Asher Gray
Cooper Smith
sounds like they finally made the iGun
Christian Lopez
Blown away by the price maybe
Caleb Bell
they say that every fucking year
Noah Jackson
ibraaaaap ?
but will there be a hetero version? probably not.
Luke Phillips
What caliber will it be?
Henry Turner
>Tim Cook soys
Matthew Edwards
I really don't want to be blown by Tim. No offense.
Luis Johnson
fixed it
Elijah Moore
not Applels biggest fan, nor their second biggest and so on.. but, Poo' Tim -hes literally aging by the fucking minute now. Hes gonna crumble into a pile of iDust and stale semens, mid-launch
Elijah Rodriguez
>blow you away
I sure love $1000 firecrackers.
Liam Bailey
They're using Sony cells in their batteries now?
Nathan Bennett
I'm about to be blown away if that were true.
Camden Bennett
will BTFO you away*
FTFY
Josiah Long
its a fucking tv show
Wyatt Perez
I'm partial to "will blow your tits clean off".
William Hughes
iTODDLERS BTFO
Luke Jenkins
ayyy
Colton Long
If it's not a hololens I don't care.
Jason Butler
Proprietary, non standard and custom.
Nicholas Garcia
0.8 MILLIMETERS THINNER HOLY SHIT I'M BLOWN AWAY
HOW DID THEY SHAVE OFF ***30*** GRAMS???
Daniel Myers
But iPhones get a hair THICKER whenever Apple removes something like a headphone jack that was limiting how thin they could make it.
Isaac Hughes
You're just not aware of Apple's NEW definition of thinness. Thinness nowadays is defined as the difference between current thickness and an ideal target thickness that fits the human hand perfectly. If that ideal thickness changes, then increasing the thickness of the phone can actually result in increased thinness.
Landon Gonzalez
I would be blown away with only a price increase. So yeah, I'm setting low expectations.
Adam Fisher
INTRODUCING THE NEW PROPRIETARY APPLE HEADPHONE JACKS!!!! GET FUCKING HYPED!
Starting at just $299 for the new Apple Airpods Wired Editions.
Colton Rodriguez
But I already was.
Cameron Foster
You retards the phone has to get thinner because they're too thick when you put a case on them. That .3mm is a godsend
Brody Cook
Not interested unless I'm being blown by Tim Cook personally.
Aiden Nelson
>a $2000 machine that finally gives me blow jobs
Suddenly, I love Apple!
Logan Martinez
I thought a sheet of paper was the ultimate goal. Then once they remove the final features, they can just print "iPhone 9000" on pieces of paper, add a stick of graphite to the Apple Pencil, and add "unlimited battery life" to the feature list.
Imagine the profit margins.
Leo Ross
inb4 folding screen with crease
Ethan Torres
>about to cum
>hardware overheats
>have to throttle right as you're about to cum
>ruins orgasm
th-thanks Apple
Christopher Rivera
Will it blow my tits clean off because she uses a shotgun to shoot my mammaries?
Nolan Sullivan
Is this the ARM transition they've been hinting at?
Parker Rodriguez
You have to read the clickbait to find out!
Ian Williams
ARM? Didn't they want to use their completely own architecture?
Bentley Cooper
>faggot threatening to blow me
Who would have guessed, on the bright side old homosexual like Tim who has survived that long without AIDS likely gives good head. If I can put cat ears and frilly gothloli dress on him and imagine he is Rory I guess it'd be okay.
Owen Edwards
I tried. But there are no good images of gothic frilly dresses.
John Rivera
iRope + iStool for a premium sudoku
Jackson Rodriguez
how retarded are you
Jason Young
I know that their mobile devices use ARM based chips you absolute brainlet. There were rumors of them switching their desktops and laptops to a completely new architecture that isn't ARM based. Fucking retard.
Xavier Cook
Maybe they'll buy RISC-V