10 minutes into programming tutorial

>10 minutes into programming tutorial
>get boner
>spend the next 30 minutes fapping
I'm not going to make it, am I?

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Unless you jack off to code, then probably no.

i also jack off when i find a more efficient functions

Caffeinate and get a gf

Is the same with me, i'm fucked

Adderall
I can't cum with it and it's extremely difficult to get a boner, and it makes you more focused
Turns me from a jittery autist into a grounded terminator, unphased by women

im not op but where do i get adderall in greece? any greeks here?

The hell? Just cum in 3 minutes. Use your time effectively.

every fucking time
just kill me, I already fap like 3 times a day becaue of that

Unironically me. What the fuck is going on?

>not edging
YIKES

Absolutely Based

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How many do you take per month and do you feel any drawbacks from them?

I feel the same when I am trying to learn something I don't really want or care about. I get extremely sleepy, start yawning every second, followed by a boner. It's just about getting your brain used to a new routine. It'll pass after a couple of weeks. Just rub one out before working and get on with your shit.

This

>2019
>Not edging for 12 hours straight while performing SQL cleanup on your own homebrew porn database

>fap before working
>too tired to work

>go to khan academy
>sophia's lesson
>get boner
>don't fap because brave man
>see that next lesson is by sophia
>skip 4 lessons ahead
>obssess sophia
>cry because no sophia gf to teach me js

Programming is so boring as fuck. I can't believe half of the world pretends that its interesting

Caffeine just causes you to feel happier about doing fucking nothing and a gf is a huge timesink that makes it even less likely that you get something done.

invest in a chastity cage

>get hard from learning code
You're well on your way

I'm not a programmer but this is what I do if I wanna learn something. I do it piece by piece searching for whatever I need and not reading throughout an entire guide with a ton of things I'll just forget. I think it's the best way, tell yourself you wanna do project X, start from the beginning, explore the web, and if you need to remember syntaxes you can always use Aniki. But again, I'm not a programmer I'm just saying that's the only way I don't get bored learning something that will take time.

>Aniki
Meant Anki*

This whole post.

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Take your laptop to a cafe or the library. You'll probably cum faster.

weeb detected

It's amphetamine (speed).

why do you jack off every time you get a boner?

I feel super tired when i try to do something like that.

>a gf is a huge timesink that makes it even less likely that you get something done
Can confirm.
Also, If you wish to get something done, get pure amphetamine. Not meth, that shit will kill you.

If you do manage to fap with it it’s amazing, so good that it apparently gives people who aren’t adhd depression for weeks.

What a stupid post, I hate druglets so much.

Do you just jack it every time you get a boner? The fuck is wrong with you?

>Needs to take meth just to not think about women.
Pathetic

people who are completely against drugs aren’t ruthless enough to succeed desu
if you have an opportunity for self improvement, take it
the ends do actually justify the means in the real world

Taking fap breaks between coding is perfectly normal for me.

It's too late for him. Sorry OP but he porn is in control, theirs no escape now. kek

This hits me hard user, but also make me laugh like an idiot. Good job soulmate.

>10 minutes into programming tutorial
>get boner
>spend the next 30 minutes fapping
>fall asleep for the next few hours
and repeat...

ahahaaha, i thought i was the only one.

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Average self-learner right here.

It depends, did you get a boner because programming is too awesome or because you are sexually attracted to indian men?

>being so porn addicted that you get random boners
>being so bluepilled that you still think repeatedly moving your hand back and forwards over a stick of meat to release some feely good chemicals is a good use of time
>being so much of a good goy that you're compelled to go spend 30 minutes touching yourself like some ape every time your peepee gets hard
kys

I compiled a list of 8,000 porn-related keywords to add to a leechblock blockset. I use this ON TOP of a 40,000 site hosts file.

The only real solution for porn addiction is to make porn basically inaccessible.