Just got this in the mail, should I be worried? I don't want to be tracked

kek

They want my whole family to use Google Chrome, install tracking extensions, use their special(?) router and get some app on our phones. I'm really against it but the rest of my family wants to do it

I looked it up and it's real

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>This looks too good to be real
Seriously this. $2 is cherry on top. Pathetic amount, but some retard would be drooling all over the paper while typing the address.

That is nowhere near enough money to justify that kind of invasion of privacy.

If your family is dumb enough to go for it, then at the very least they can't force you to do it. If they insist on doing it, let them, but keep using the old setup yourself and don't participate.

J.D. Power does the same thing when they ask you for survey data on your car.
They send you a crisp $1 hoping you'll give them hundreds of dollars worth of survey data, since they make mad bank selling that data back to manufacturers and those trashy "best in initial quality" awards that they hand out like candy.

They're already tracking you. Take the money.

So basically the same shit Facebook got slapped on it's ass for.

This sounds like a scam.

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do it
buy a chromebook with the 100 they send and hook it up to the router
dont use any other device on that router, use what you have been using like normal

well, that's kinda disturbing

I've already signed up for screenwise and there other mobile botnet that gives you play credit. It monitors your internet access and when you search certain keywords like "Toyota" itll send you a survey asking what's your car manufacturer and stuff. Also if you lie on the surveys they reduce how much $ they send you/stop all together

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Just set the router up on an air gapped network to a windows 95 machine that downloads the most fucked up hentai torrents possible all day every day. Then use your normal ISP for regular browsing.

Heh. Accept the router, pocket $100, install OpenWRT on it.
It is probably regulated by some agreement etc, so for real - don't accept it if you value your privacy, but you can accept it if you use Chrome. Google knows I masturbate to lolis, no big deal.

Install router, use it until you receive money, then pawn the shit off.

To have direct access to their hardware to start spreading viruses. They're literally assembling a botnet.

>get managed switch
>modem on port 1, current router on 2, botnet router on 3
>make switch block communication between ports 2 and 3
>give botnet wifi password to neighbor

>these two dollars are a seed, plant more of your money

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If they know enough about you to know that you're lying, then why are the surveys necessary in the first place?

you just know the nsa being "self aware" in this case is just some cold psyop from some glow in the dark spook to make the nsa more approachable/lessen anonymity.

Set up a webcam in your living room and live stream on fb or somewhere.
Keep in on 24/7.

Cut open USB cord
Cut data wires

Cross referencing.
They don't know everywhere

take the money, and take one for the team

when the screenwise surveys come up
do your best shitposting answers

save screencaps for epic lulz

Enjoy your slow 500mA charging

what they are doing is called "behavior modification" when you give answers that they want to hear, they give you a treat. If you give conservative answers, or say anything positive about President Trump, you will be penalized.

Do it but fake everything
Connect nothing but a raspberry pi that accesses random furry porn constantly
They'll cut you off pretty quick but 20$ is 20$ and you get to be comfortable in the knowledge that you either polluted their data set by some tiny amount or forced an actual employee to waste their time dealing with it

Jesus christ.
Pay for a good VPN right now

They ask the same question multiple times

>They ask the same question multiple times

obviously you're giving the wrong answer
they will keep asking until you change your answer to one that is more in line with their communist agenda.

bestvpn.com/ruinmysearchhistory/

That was disappointingly mundane

Do it. Your data is for sale anyway, you may as well take your cut.

You got a free 2 dollars. Go buy a soda.

>he didn't get "Penis remove dog how do"

Quit being autistic, not everything is some super sekrit Jewish political agenda. What would be the correct answer to "what's your yearly salary?"

I think I'm on an FBI watchlist now...

Wow, from botnet to...actually putting the bot in your home.

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sounds like a google chrome plus™ program if ou ask me

not op but, i know this is like the main thing on this board, invading your privacy with a botnet etc., but i don't understand what i would actually lose from that? like if you aren't a pedo or whatever, and someone said i'll give you 400 a month to keylog you - what's the ACTUAL cost in the cost/benfit?

They gave out some really cool pens at one career fair I went to and openly joked about them being bugged.

Update, I'm going to do it but take this anons advice
and only connect a few shitty laptops I don't use.
Your privacy? Would you be OK with someone sticking a camera in your house that's on 24/7? I'm pretty sure you're not doing anything illegal. Plus I torrent a lot of anime, pretty sure I could get in trouble for that

It is a scam. The real Screenwise was bought by google in 2016 and changed their name to Cross Media Panel, don't require any special hardware, and pay way less than that letter is promising. When they were still Screenwise the website was different as well.

This looks like a new take on this scam. blog.hackster.io/the-reddit-router-scam-9aaf42f349e

>posting the dollar notes
you fucked up already

It doesn't work like this. Google has no political affiliation.

If you legitimately cannot think of a reason not to put yourself into a panopticon and think that being under 24/7 surveillance doesn't affect your behavior (or if it really does not) you're an npc.
Not because I disagree with you but because of the general thought process involved with coming to that conclusion. You have to be conditioned or be incapable of profound enough thought or actions to believe this.
The panopticon forces you to self police, and even avoid doing things that aren't even against the rules out of fear. If you don't see the obvious issue with this then you maybe you're right the surveillance has no effect (4 U) and you should live under it constantly. But don't force (in democratic societies your retardation usually also becomes our retardation) your slavery onto others just because you are incapable of thinking.

Lol

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if you are clever
send no data, get free cash
but you're not, are you

ok but how are you supposed to click on a paper?

get a job nigger

nice haiku

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Glow in the dark CIA nigger here: Don't do it, there are other caveats involved. Consider yourself warned.

read this:
eff.org/deeplinks/2019/02/google-screenwise-unwise-trade-all-your-privacy-cash
sadly it's real.

thanks internet friend
can't think of a cutting word
juxtaposition

I kept getting dollar bills in the mail from Nielsen for a similar sort of deal. I never responded hoping they'd just continue sending me a dollar a month but after about four months they got wise and quit.

I lol at this every time. The self awareness of the hook. It's probably a regular ass phone charger too...

>...or that's what they'd have you THINK!

You're joking right?

JEW? ITS A JEW RIGHT?!?! PLS RESPOND

When I was in high school I god paid like $50 a month to wear some thing that tracked what TV programs I watched and Radio I listened to using some like recording device that listened for like sub-sonic signals they play on TV/Radio
Paid for a lot of Vidya that way. But I probably wouldn't do it now, and I definitely wouldn't take $20 bucks a month to use Chrome

>hundreds of dollars worth of survey data
your individual data is worth less than the $1 bill in the grand scheme of things. the idea is that you'll keep running it and get other people to join as well to make their money back. companies are lucky to make a penny per person usually.

Google knows everything about you already anyways, this can't possibly hurt. Look at it like winning the lottery, you are one of the very few people who actually get a tiny bit in return for having all their information dissected and sold.

Just add NIGGER / TRANNY / PONY / JEW to google search requests.