humor thread
Humor thread
Julian Reyes
Robert Myers
i just call it a usb
Julian Collins
Dongle is currently best word.
Christopher Rivera
Pocket memory stick
Elijah Cox
Portable SSD
Jackson Myers
A Juul
A mistaken high school teacher tier
Liam King
>>>>>>>>HARD DRIVE
based
Justin Taylor
dongle is not for storage
Carter Campbell
My Dad calls this a "data pen"
I think he must have invented the term, I work tech support and I've never heard a single other instance of it
Jason Roberts
I had a Zip 100 drive back in the day. It was a parallel port drive too! What a fucking blessing that was for a couple years between the floppy disc days and expensive CD-R days. I still have it at my parent's place, among other ancient tech I've hoarded over the years.
Kevin Walker
sticky stick data
unreversible drive
the hacker key
Dylan Turner
Camden James
Dongle is a umbrella term for anything you stick into a usb you dummy
Caleb Cook
>2019
>using this
A better way would be a Micros SD card +Small Micro SD card reader.
It's even cheaper.
Sebastian Wilson
Jayden Price
fpbp
Joseph Ortiz
Actually bot that bad I'm going to call it a data pen from now on.
Bentley Russell
Brody Bennett
Aaron Nguyen
Fuck
Noah Jenkins
Pendrive
Check mate!!
Benjamin Wright
Charles Anderson
>Invents a computer.
>After saving money for part designed to go in said computer.
>Invents a computer.
>Invents.
Top kek.
Gabriel Long
I have that case
Owen Ward
Thank Joshua for inventing it.
Blake Hughes
T H A N K S J O S H U A
Aiden Fisher
expected
>pic related
Aiden Long
top kek
Ian Johnson
usb stick
kind of like that one actually
Alexander Hill
lul
Mason Richardson
Zip disquette always makes me laugh.
Jeremiah Flores
Why do only unfunny people use the phrase "comedy gold" ?
Brody Bailey
It's really for any decently small connectors
Colton Edwards
hunor
Oliver Allen
flashdisk?
Nicholas Walker
But is it more durable read/write-wise?
Landon Sanchez
>Invents
Parker Parker
thumb stick
Brayden Richardson
>QR upload aborted
>you must wait 4 minutes and 58 seconds to post a duplicate reply
Xavier Ross
Every jap and gook I've worked with has called it a usb
Cooper Ortiz
i call it a flash stick myself
Luis Reyes
What the hell is this?
Caleb Anderson
>zip disquette
Premium lel
Henry Mitchell
is this you, op
(the one on the right)
Colton Phillips
Some CM HAF monstrosity? Boggles the find that anyone would buy those.
t. CM Stacker 810
Alexander Sanchez
That's an USB memory, prove me wrong
Levi Harris
I have used this image, with their category labels erased, in a course that I'm playing the lecturer of. No joke.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Dylan Brooks
Michael Nelson
Nathan Butler
Pocket Winchester.
Chase Brown
Asher Richardson
the w95 one broke me.
Henry Robinson
Daniel Campbell
t. bydlo
Wyatt Smith
this
Charles Reyes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Charles Jackson
soft racism of low expectations.
Dominic Bennett
explain to non programmer?
Chase Sanders
>isEqual
>1 / (a - b)
What is there to explain?
Kayden Morris
Colton Davis
What happens if you feed that function two equal numbers, user? Say 1 and 1.
Lincoln Howard
Isaiah Morgan
Divide by zero -1 and -1 : -1--1 = 0
Gavin Sullivan
Exactly, and computers don't like when that happens. In that specific case, it generates an exception, that is caught by the catch in the "try . . . catch" syntax, in which case a true is returned by the method.
Meaning that instead of simply comparing the numbers, it forces a fucking error to occur when equality happens.
A more normal way to do it would be return a == b; or something.
Easton White
Did you know that cursors were not considered as any button either?
Robert Rodriguez
Your compiler is fucking garbage if it doesn't generate the same code for that as for return a == b;.
Gabriel Cooper
Leo Hernandez
Reminds me of an article on the BBC years ago of this teenager removing a virus from his computer and how proud his parents were. The funny part was that the article also mentioned how the virus was sourced from on a particular porn site.
>Gets virus from porn site
>"Fixes it"
>Decides to contact the media to show off and have his face associated with this porn site virus for all the country to see
Ethan Hall
The first image was clearly taken later than 2010.
Chase Martin
Consider immediate suicide if you reply that guy.
Carter Morgan
Who knew there was such a thing as commi-chan?
Nicholas Roberts
Damn dindus
Luis Wood
>Implying Microsoft had the first tablet computer
>Implying 2002 was early for tablet computers
Daniel Miller
кeк
Kevin Myers
i prefer to have it refer to my penis ty
Ian Perry
oh no
Aiden Reed
Dominic Thompson
disk zipquette
Adrian Bennett
wtfe
Brody Carter
Hmm
Luke Scott
I want the Windows 95 one.
Asher Harris
Wow...
Kevin Gomez
Ew. Quids in the same person that did this has badges on their bag strap.
Dylan Carter
...
Carson Barnes
Jose Cox
I call it USB Key, which tier is that?
Liam Perez
Joshua Ward
These are so epic
Isaac Murphy
garbage c compiler
Jayden Kelly
Actually funny
Jacob Morales
ya digus
Elijah Cruz
>public static boolean
>exceptions
>C
Jaxon Collins
Fuck you
Zachary Mitchell
Fake and gay. The limit isn't defined since the limit from the left/right aren't equal
Either do something like
> 1/(8 - x)2 // if that doesn't show up - 1/(8 - x)^2
Or just specify the limit from the right
John Brown
Yeah, that didn't show up. I tried to do 1/(8-x)2
Eli Smith
My laptop used to have this look because I just would take stickers from older machines and put them on it. Pic related. There were more at one point but I don't have a picture of that
Jayden Diaz
nu pizdec
Austin Reyes
pretty low energy thread to be quite honest with you gentlemen
Josiah Edwards
fuck you