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Women drive demand for ever bigger phones - feminists complain big phones are made for male hands
Evan Nguyen
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Jason Phillips
Just buy the smaller one then you dumb fucking bitch, holy shit, women are really on another level of stupid
Hudson Lopez
>we run the risk of a shattered screen every time we use it one-handed
Literally every single woman I know has a shattered screen on their phone. How are they so consistently bad at holding their phones? I've never once shattered my phone screen or even gotten a scratch, yet their phones are always a scratched, shattered, and dirty mess.
Liam Nguyen
Their hands are too small, you can't read?
Asher Rogers
Apple should tell them "You're holding it wrong" again lmao
Easton Bell
They've been shattering their phones since the original iPhone came out. It has nothing to do with big phones or small hands.
William Evans
imagine being a handlet
Lucas Powell
Maybe nazi feminism will do something good for once
Elijah Sanchez
only non retard itt
Jonathan Jenkins
>FEMINISTS COMPLAING BIG PHONES ARE MADE FOR MALE HANDS
>*BUYS BIG BLACK DILDO*
Eli Ortiz
Do women only have one hand? I'll admit I've never seen a woman naked so maybe they have one fake hand so they don't look weird?
Isaac Perez
What's your source for saying they drive demand for bigger phones?
Carter Cook
>women drive
There's your problem
Joseph Taylor
>women can't hold big phones
>buy bigger phones anyway because they're bigger and therefore have more status
>finally understand why every woman I've met has those stupid popout phone holders
Tyler Edwards
They also do dumb shit like keep their phone in their back pocket. There's basically zero chance over a long period of time that they haven't sat on their phone at least once.
Matthew Gray
>Nazi femanist
>tfw no big tiddy white/female supremacist to abuse me
:(
Christian Adams
I keep my phone in my back pocket everyday and sit on it all the time. I've never cracked or scratched my screen.
Isaiah Adams
That doesn't make it a good idea.
Thomas Nelson
>They also do dumb shit like keep their phone in their back pocket.
It's the only pocket they have, front pockets in women's pants are often just decorative
Jacob Moore
YET THEY KEEP BUYING POCKETLESS PANTS. The women I've talked to about this love to play the victim card, but if you stopped buying pants without pockets they wouldnt sell them you fucking idiot roasties. Reeeeeeeeeeeee
Angel Young
This is how women carry their phones user, don't do this
Brody Jenkins
The only other option is to buy men's pants, which make them look like fat lesbians.
It's beyond the understanding of a basement dwelling Jow Forums aspie, but the social pressures to look good are immense.
Isaiah Young
i see "men" with those things too, you might as well just cut off your sack and glue that to your phone
Anthony Robinson
Just buy Women Jeans with actual pockets.
Austin Martinez
>popout phone holders
I will regret this but what exactly are we talking about? Do I even wanna know?
Ethan Powell
>will run the risk of a shattered screen every time we use it one-handed
Only idiots use phones one-handed. Every time you're clicking something you're compromising your grip and balance. You can hold it with one hand but using it with only one hand is not even regular stupid, it's advanced stupid.
>inb4 what if i have to drive with my other hand?
Jose Jones
404
Brody Miller
>only options for women are useless trash pocketless pants or buy functional pants made for men and look like a social outcast
The absolute fucking state of (((fashion))).
Hunter Nguyen
Of course. There are none in the entire world! Nowhere! Not online, not in stores, nowhere.
There simply are none. Except those my girlfriend buys. But those don't count. Or those her friends buy. Ah I forgot those don't count either.
There are women jeans with actual pockets that look "good" or "fashionable" the only conclusion one can come to is that the cunts always whining about "muh no pockets" just don't want to buy the ones with pockets because they don't have some brand printed all over the ass.
Oliver Young
You continue to demonstrate your crippling assburgers and overall stunted social development.
Bentley Kelly
These things
Jaxon Russell
I just joined the thread but okay. Stay assblasted, and keep saying everyone is an r9k incel with no social skills because you can't handle the simple truth that you are an imbecile.
Adrian Lewis
this is what consumerism does to society.
Jason Cooper
What the actual fuck does that do? Aside from signalling to me that the user is a complete retard?
Dominic Reed
Men are limited by pocket size.
Women have purses.
Jacob Perez
feels badman ;_;
Elijah Turner
What I hate about those big ass phones is that they feel uncomfortable in my pocket. It's a shame that they don't really sell < 5 inch phones nowadays.
Nathaniel Lewis
Honestly 5.2" is the perfect size for a phone.
Aiden Anderson
It's a grip that attaches with a suction cup. it's also foldable so it's reasonably thin. all things considered it's fucking retarded.
Samuel Smith
4.8*
Samuel Hall
>a folding grip for your phone because not being retarded is hard
What a fucking time to be alive. I wish I had died 10 years ago.
Lincoln Robinson
It's so you can hold the phone in one hand for two hours comfortable and without covering the screen with your thumb or whatever while watching netflix you over-reactive baby.
Juan Evans
small hand = small benis
Eli Jackson
you could also use your tv/pc
Bentley Myers
zoomer spotted
Jace Young
>watching movies on your phone
Yep. I am definitely beyond my time. I should never have gotten this old. Fucking zoomers. But this has been a consumer board since forever anyways so what am I even expecting.
Jaxon Watson
This is 2019, not 2011. You're supposed to have a smartwatch controlled by voice commands and a big screen phone in your pocket running as a relay for 4G and for when you want a larger display to watch videos and use visual apps on the go.
Complaining about the size of the phone is for people who don't get the ceaseless march of technology.
Juan Morris
criticizing consumerism has been a thing for a while now.
Eli Morris
>voice commands
Yikes.
Gabriel Ramirez
If you can’t hold a phone without covering part of it with your thumb you’re fucking retarded
Nathaniel Williams
No one has PCs anymore, grandpa.
Jason Jackson
you could also use your macbook pro XX with integrated dildo.
Xavier Russell
>being surprised people watch movies on a phone
Okay, we get it, you never leave your house.
Ian Cox
On the subway?
Camden Butler
yea
you might even find more people with macbooks and have a giant gay orgy.
Ian Clark
I have to keep my phone in the back pocket too, it's hard to find jeans with large enough front packets
Colton Long
>spending 2 hours on your phone
Unless you're on a plane, you need to get a life.
Maximum phone time should be 30-40 minutes.
Lucas James
You need an extra chromosome to do this. Just buy a fucking tablet or laptop.
t. someone who travels more than the average person
Ian Bell
Yes I'll use my TV on the train.
Aiden Martin
amen brother
Adrian Brooks
If you are on a plane there are still tablets and laptops that are both far superior to a fucking tiny phone.
Connor Scott
Enjoy being legally blind at 35
Adam Cruz
What, you don't use Talkback features to make it feel like a woman is willingly talking to you?
Easton Lopez
>using the digital thot
Camden Gonzalez
My phone slipped out of my pocket as I got out of my car and it got caught between the car door and the frame as it closed
It crushed the phone but nothing visually broke. What broke was the wifi module inside the phone. I could still use 4g but wireless networks were gone for good. No cracks no scratches either
I genuinely do not know how people crack a phone screen at all without actively trying to do so
Ryder Bennett
imagine being this insecure over a phone accessory
Jordan Cook
I have a pop socket shit is so cash
Jack Clark
imagine letting Trump live rent free in your mind for 4-12 years.
Justin Baker
This is junkie tier shit. I'm dead serious this is addict tier if that's your reasoning.
>I need this thing to help me hold a device for actual hours while still ruining my neck to watch a movie on tinny speakers on a tiny screen just to get my fix
>I will literally suck your dick for $3 so I can buy half a hit of the most cut crack you can find
Justin Morris
It's just bad luck. It depends on the angle your phone hits the ground, and what surface it's hitting.
Ian Diaz
I once dod this with na nec flip phone
closed the door twice brfore realizong something was inside the door
the phone still works like a charn
I believe Iphones have a extremely brittle screen designed to shattar at any mininal drop, since 2011 i dropped my 3 smartphones an awful lot of times from considerable heights and never cracked a screen, no cover or screen protector used
Ryan Walker
Same. I've admittedly dropped my phones quite a few times, yet I've never damaged a screen, not even small scratches.
I genuinely don't understand.
Owen Williams
What the fuck is this shit? I've never seen anything like this.
Aaron Sanchez
wtf happened to my keyboard?
Brody Lewis
Isnt there "s" versions of all flagships?
not news
Ryan Thomas
>Rent free
He's literally the leader of the country of most of us, fuck off retard.
Tyler Brooks
Reminder, if your penis's girth is bigger than iPhone Max width, then your women would be displeased.
Michael Watson
>300 million / 7 billion
>most of us
Aaron Baker
>big phones discriminate woman REEEEEEEEE
>produce smaller phones designed for woman
>3 doses of feminism later
>Womynn phones are smaller than ones for man, this is discrimination !!!
Brody Ortiz
Women don't know what they want.
Anthony Reyes
>all 7 billion people are on Jow Forums
You're a stupid fucking mongoloid.
Zachary Hughes
>reading comprehension
That's not the implication. The implication is that there's more people in the rest of the world than there are in America and that there's likely more non-Americans on Jow Forums as a result. Especially when you consider it's not even an American website/service.
Gabriel Howard
Ahem, transphobic much? I'm a trans woman and my hands are huge!
Jeremiah Sullivan
BUT I WANT IT TO BE CALLED MAX TOO REEEEE
Kevin King
I see the fucking things sticking mostly halfway out of their pants. Stealing a girls phone would so trivial.
Jaxon Foster
So what you are saying is that women are there own worst enemies.
Joseph Young
What if you are in a plane, car, or train and you just want to watch a movie without a heavy laptop?
Also earbuds are still a thing.
Justin Ross
>Gorilla glass
>Only a gorilla can break this glass since it's so tough
>Women break their phones constantly
Women are gorillas confirmed
Chase Cruz
5" master race, can be used with one hand and you don't look like a faggot.
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Adrian Richardson
I mean sure do what you want, but if you travel often maybe you should prepare for it. If I'm going to be on a plane or train you better believe I'm bringing my thin and light laptop. I haven't owned a "heavy" laptop since the 2000's. Half the ones on the market are usable as tablets.
It's not like you're going to unexpectedly be traveling for multiple hours suddenly.
>I don't know man I was walking down the street then I was on my way to China, all I had was my phone on me
Not to mention the fact that most services already have video screens embedded in the seats with usb ports for user MP4 playback.
Jayden Ross
I think that the writer of this article is messing things up. Big phones have always been targeted to women since they can easily carry them in the bags. Also I can't understand the whole "women have smaller hands" argument: women do have thinner/less broad hands, but their fingers are usually longer and this should be an advantage for using a big phone.
Daniel Mitchell
>women drive demand for ever bigger phones
Where does it say that?
>feminists complain ...
Shocking.
Nice incel/vocel containment thread, muh conjecture.
Chase Russell
>I genuinely do not know how people crack a phone screen at all without actively trying to do so
Same here. My sister, who works a low paid shitty job, pooled almost all of her money (she sucks at financial management, and buying iShit is the least stupid shit she does) to buy a fucking iPhone X. She also bought a huge silicon case and a scratch-proof screen protector to try and preserve it, and still managed to have a crack covering 1/4 of its screen within two months of opening the box. I've been using the same physically unprotected Samsung Galaxy J5 for nearly 3 years, and all the damage it has suffered is a tiny dent on its frame due to one drunk fucknut dropping it on top of my car's parking brake.
Nathaniel Hughes
>Two hours subway commute
LMAO
why do you even live like that
seriously consider committing seppuku
Ryan Phillips
Next they'll complain candy bars are too large!
Matthew Fisher
My absolute dude, there's no jeans with big pockets for women because they use it to sell purses.
James Johnson
i'm a dude with big hands and I prefer smaller phones so that I can reasonably use them with one hand
I just buy a smaller phone. why are women such brainlets?
Ryan Torres
you also PAY him to live in your mind
beat that
Aiden Carter
taxation is theft (I'm assuming you are referring to taxes)
Chase Richardson
If anyone there is anyone else here over the age of 14 you'll know that advertisers (i.e shills with money) have long known that what people say they want and what they actually buy are totally different. I do personally use and buy compact phones but chinks don't, so there.