>be itoddler
>check phone at night in the dark
>can't unlock it because it's too dark and your phone can't see your face
>get out of bed and turn the lights on
>phone still doesn't recognize you
>ohright.jpg
>hold the camera at the "selfie" angle and smile while holding up peace sign
>NOW you can unlock your phone
>want to send a text
>open iMassage
>crApple only allows you to talk to other people with iToys
>half of your friends were smarter than you and bought Galaxy Note 9s instead
>can't text the person you want to text
>fine, listen to music instead
>except there's no headphone jack and you don't have iTunes meaning you can't put any music on your phone
>sit through ads you can't block just to play music from YouTube through the speakers on your phone
>lock phone
>turn the lights off, get into bed
>song's over
>need to unlock your phone to play another
>FUCK.jpg
>get angry
>have a heart attack
>can't call 911 without unlocking your phone
>your loving, poz boyfriend of 2 weeks has to drive you to the ER
>get stuck in traffic
>die an iToddler death
$1,000.00
Be itoddler
>can't sataniapost on LTE
GookMooooooot!!
ANDROJEETS BTFO
I'M GOING TO SAY IT
Truly the post worth of those digits
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you forgot to say the line :(
iToddlers
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based and redpilled and digits
Holy shit those digits
iToddlers BTFO indeed
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Quality shitpost
if you lock your phone with YouTube playing it pauses the video retard
Penta-8s of truth, fuck iToddlers
The post is not true, YouPoop video will pause when you lock the phone.
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The iToddler probably paid for YouTube Red.
There was a way to keep a youtube video playing (or rather restart audio after locking) not so long ago, and ironically it only worked on iOS. Sadly this was ages ago (ipod touch 4th gen) and since then youtube had updates which make it a paid feature.
>those digits
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>>can't unlock it because it's too dark and your phone can't see your face
Wait....you can't unlock it with a PIN?
do you mind? we're trying to meme here.
OK, proceed.
Satania is so cute
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silly goy iphone face id only works the best when you're holding your original (not copy) birth certificate and social security card next to your head
If you boys are based and have an Android use NewPipe, can listen to youtube without being cucked