Please take a minute to rate our ap-

>please take a minute to rate our ap-
Uninstalled

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>never remind me again

>buy some shit from a seller on amazon
>receive product
>contains big glossy-print page: "REMEMBER TO GIVE US A GOOD SELLER REVIEW!!!"
no, fuck you. "no review" means that I had neither cause to complain nor did you go above and beyond the call of duty. I was satisfied with the transaction. Leave me the fuck alone you attention whores.

>buy something on Ebay
>seller leaves a review for me
>great buyer and great communication :)
>obviously fishing for a good review

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Those are just automated templates. What else do you want them to say?

>0/5 stars
>App is wonderful and does everything i need it to do!
>Developer reaponse: We are glad to hear you enjoyed our app! Would you please change your rating to reflect ypur comment?
>never change rating

absolutely based

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FUCKING BASED AND REDPILLED. THE DEV TEAM WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS *dabs*

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goddamn, such a based post in an early thread. made me kek'd out loud

Just copy and paste it and change the word buyer to seller. It shitass takes 30 seconds

Wicked.

>Only choices are "Yes" or "Remind me again"

the expectation of leaving reviews is one reason why I avoid ebay whenever I can

>dear diary, for once OP was not a faggot

>upgrade to full version to aboid ads

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checked and kek'd

>hit never remind me again
>comes up again next app update anyway

But why?

devilish.webp

>buy something on ebay
>get this shit in the package asking me to leave them 5/5 positive feedback
>they haven't left feedback for me first

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>youtube video
>first thing he says is "please like this video if you enjoyed it"

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Variation of this
>1/5
>It's shit
>Says my device is unsupported

zero obligation

>Remember to like and subscribe
>Forgot to

Take a (you) based user, you deserve it

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Okay, this is epic

This fucking clown world where (fake) user counts and (fake) ratings are becoming more desired than money itself.
If you don't like my app and share it with your friends I'm killing myself.

put me in the screenshot

>never liked or thumbsed up anything.
feel like im google forcing everyone to filter for me

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You realize you're anonymous, right?

hownew.ru

?

im not fucking up my curated like history by liking videos all willy-nilly. also not gonna click the bell I already check my subscriptions instead of Google's suggestions.

>having yt history enabled
lol you accelerated frigate grabber

as you filled out a google captcha to make this tinfoil hat post. Your point?

I honestly miss the good old days of eBay, the '5 stars' days when leaving reviews was a big part of the culture. It was just a much more wholesome place back then. Fuck all the newfags.

>It was just a much more wholesome place back then. Fuck all the newfags.
the problem is that it was like that because the transacting parties were individuals. Businesses and professional sellers/traders weren't yet a thing. You could have kept that culture by keeping all the pros out. But 1.) that would have limited the selection of goods available, and 2.) more importantly for ebay, would have meant they made a lot less money.

by similar reasoning any commerce platform has an incentive to allow crap. More listings, more revenue.

People use the expression 'Yeah, Nah' out of NZ?

HOW WILL DEVS EVER RECOVER

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I see this shit all the time on Amazon. How are people who bother to write a review so careless?

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Devilishly dastardly

>Rate
>Not now

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What are white people trying to convey when they make that face?

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I'm not impressed by nor do I identify with your apathetic faggotry

No you didn't uninstall you larping piece of shit you clicked cancel and kept on using the app because it's actually convenient to you
Why is looking important on 4channel such a big deal that you have to lie?

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There's seller reviews on Amazon?

If you only use apps from fdriod you won't have this problem

nah, yeah

t. australia