/ipg/ - iPad General

Don't buy anything OTHER THAN Apple iPad Pro 9.7", 11", and 12.9" if you want the Real Business Experience™!
>Other business tablets are not welcome in /ipg/ (Windows Surface/Samsung Tab A).

Modern models:
>A1980 - 11", 1668p, cheap and light
>A1876 - 12.9", 2048p, 36.71-watt-hour battery, USB-C connector
>A1670 2nd Gen - 12.9", 1536p, desktop replacement
>A1893 - best price/performance ultraportable
>A1584 - first model with Apple Pencil™ support

Why iPad?
>Used machines are plentiful and cheap
>Excellent keyboards - onscreen keyboard for no noise and zero travel
>Great durability: aerograde aluminium for structural integrity, gorrila glass touch screen
>Minimalist design: no indicator LEDs, newer models finally remove home button
>Several accessory options that turn your iPad into a laptop
>Easy to replace (most models), upgrade & maintain thanks to readily available Apple Authorized retailers near you
>The Apple Pencil™, great for those who hate typing or prefer swiping their fingers all over a touchpad
>Excellent friendly Unix interface

Helpful links:
>Buyers guide:
macworld.co.uk/feature/ipad/best-ipad-3463518/
>vTree - a Virginia Tech Tree Identification app:
itunes.apple.com/us/app/vtree/id576191197?mt=8
>iPad Wiki - info on iPads & running them:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPad
>Introduction to Jailbreaking
idownloadblog.com/jailbreak/
>iPad Pro wallpapers:
9to5mac.com/2018/10/30/ipad-pro-wallpapers-download/

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Back to your shitting street Ranjeet.

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>have first 9.7" pro + pencil
best purchase i've made in years, excellent for note taking at work and for reading anything

good luck OP, Jow Forums is not iToddler country

First thing in the morning, what do
I see? A pile of shit staring at me.
I close my eyes, I step away.
No matter where I go, there’s no getting away.
Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.
Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo?

I step out on the street. What do I smell?
Shit that’s stinky to high hell.
I hold my breath, I step away.
But everywhere I go, there’s no getting away.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

Shit, not shit, this shit, that shit.
Let’s see now. Let me check.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

Take a deep breath. Ayuk!
Abhi hoy, Abhi hoy
Boltho kya,
Abhi hoi
Bolta kya
Bolta Kya
Iski uthooth

Take the poo to the loo.
Take the poo to the loo.
Take the poo – we got to do what we got to do – to the loo.
Take the poo – we got to take the pooh to the loo – to the loo.
Take the poo, we got to take the poo. Take the poo, we got to take the pooh.
We got to, got to, got to, got, got, got, got, got.

Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, there’s that poo.

Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Poo to the loo. Poo to the loo. Poo to the loo.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ll0GCPFpNQs

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I got my wife an iphone XR + 6th gen 9.7 inch on a holiday deal. As such, I got her old 5th gen 9.7 inch.

gotta say, it's pretty comfy getting my imessages to arrive on my ipad, and vice versa. Battery lasts me through even the slowest days at work.

Back to your shitting street Rakesh.

>replying to yourself
Cringe. No rupees for you Raja.

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yes only one person in the world has an apple product, it's why they're such an underground company.

OH NO NO NO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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POO IN LOO

>literally copies thinkpad general slogan
ok I get that apple products deserve a general despite being fragile shit, but you didn't even try there.

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iPOOJEETS BTFO

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I'm deciding between the budget current gen 9.7" ipad vanilla that goes for $250 these days.

Between that and a refurb or last gen iPad Pro 10.5" ($550).

I already have a 2015 MBP and a hackintosh desktop.

Consider getting a toilet street shitter.

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

My 1 year old 2017 12inch pro has light bleeding

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I’m seeing a lot of sales on the 9.7 non pro so I think they’re about to refresh them. Hopefully the standard will have the A12 Bionic chip, because the 7nm chipset would truly shine on a tablet.

I am getting an iPad air 2018 with the A10 with the sim slot. More than enough for me for the next 4 years or so. My iPad air from 2014 still works fine around 8hrs of battery with browsing and streaming music; except when I use a ton of apps then it gets a bit lukewarm.

(OP)
I'm sympathetic to iPad enthusiasts. They're definitely appealing but it still has a toy operating system, is difficult as hell to repair, and is made a generally horrible company that isn't held accountable by their fanatical user base. Until Apple gets new leadership, I'm not touching anything by them.

First thing in the morning, what do
I see? A pile of shit staring at me.
I close my eyes, I step away.
No matter where I go, there’s no getting away.
Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.
Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo?

I step out on the street. What do I smell?
Shit that’s stinky to high hell.
I hold my breath, I step away.
But everywhere I go, there’s no getting away.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

Shit, not shit, this shit, that shit.
Let’s see now. Let me check.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

Take a deep breath. Ayuk!
Abhi hoy, Abhi hoy
Boltho kya,
Abhi hoi
Bolta kya
Bolta Kya
Iski uthooth

Take the poo to the loo.
Take the poo to the loo.
Take the poo – we got to do what we got to do – to the loo.
Take the poo – we got to take the pooh to the loo – to the loo.
Take the poo, we got to take the poo. Take the poo, we got to take the pooh.
We got to, got to, got to, got, got, got, got, got.

Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, there’s that poo.

Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Poo to the loo. Poo to the loo. Poo to the loo.

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Based and redpilled.

Kek, good thread.

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Sent from my iPad

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Reminder to not get this year's iPad Pros as they're terrible:
- Keyboard Folio doesn't allow you to put the iPad laid down at an angle for writing/drawing. It also doesn't allow you to put the iPad stood up with the keyboard stowed in the back. Two positions lost that the prior iPads had.
- Despite the screen having over twice the resolution of an iPad Mini, putting two mutlitasking apps with a 50/50 screen split will yield two "iPhone sized" apps on the 11". This doesn't happen on any of the 12.9" iPads.
- Pencil is lithium-ion, yet they expect you to keep it constantly on the iPad at 100% battery. This will shorten its lifespan, Samsung did it better with the Galaxy Note and its supercapacitor pen.
- The keyboard is now attached to a back cover, making it more difficult to remove when you don't need it (Just want to use it as a tablet). This is actually pretty important as the keyboard adds a large amount of weight to the iPad.

If you want a keyboard, get last year's 10.5" or 12.9" Pro.
If you want a pencil, get the standard iPad

Reminder to not get iPads as they're terrible:

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First thing in the morning, what do
I see? A pile of shit staring at me.
I close my eyes, I step away.
No matter where I go, there’s no getting away.
Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.
Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo?

I step out on the street. What do I smell?
Shit that’s stinky to high hell.
I hold my breath, I step away.
But everywhere I go, there’s no getting away.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

Shit, not shit, this shit, that shit.
Let’s see now. Let me check.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

Take a deep breath. Ayuk!
Abhi hoy, Abhi hoy
Boltho kya,
Abhi hoi
Bolta kya
Bolta Kya
Iski uthooth

Take the poo to the loo.
Take the poo to the loo.
Take the poo – we got to do what we got to do – to the loo.
Take the poo – we got to take the pooh to the loo – to the loo.
Take the poo, we got to take the poo. Take the poo, we got to take the pooh.
We got to, got to, got to, got, got, got, got, got.

Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, there’s that poo.

Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Poo to the loo. Poo to the loo. Poo to the loo.

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ITT: Extremely salty poorfags

Based

iPad is the best tablet in the market

>manufacturing flaw is a feature!

Only Applel

Based debiru

>apple products
what are you, gay?

>ur all poor cuz u don't buy overpriced garbage

(you)

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TEAM SOI

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Is there a OneNote equivalent for the iPad?
Mobile shit that requires OneDrive not invited.

I'm thinking of becoming an iToddler just so I can make people mad enough to write poetry about me and save images of Indian men shitting to their computers.

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Just use OneNote..?

>you can’t make bold, italicized, or colored text within tables on the notes app
what the fuck was apple thinking

You are forced to use OneDrive if you use the iOS version of OneNote. I want a notetaking app that stores shit locally.

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the table is crooked

>thought my iphone was bent
>went and got my level
>table was actually crooked

First thing in the morning, what do
I see? A pile of shit staring at me.
I close my eyes, I step away.
No matter where I go, there’s no getting away.
Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.
Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo?

I step out on the street. What do I smell?
Shit that’s stinky to high hell.
I hold my breath, I step away.
But everywhere I go, there’s no getting away.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

Shit, not shit, this shit, that shit.
Let’s see now. Let me check.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, where is that loo.

Take a deep breath. Ayuk!
Abhi hoy, Abhi hoy
Boltho kya,
Abhi hoi
Bolta kya
Bolta Kya
Iski uthooth

Take the poo to the loo.
Take the poo to the loo.
Take the poo – we got to do what we got to do – to the loo.
Take the poo – we got to take the pooh to the loo – to the loo.
Take the poo, we got to take the poo. Take the poo, we got to take the pooh.
We got to, got to, got to, got, got, got, got, got.

Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.

Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, next to you.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, everywhere.
Poo, poo, poo, poo, poo, there’s that poo.

Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo. Let’s take the poo to the loo.
Poo to the loo. Poo to the loo. Poo to the loo.

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I'm really up in the air between something like a Surface Go or a iPad (vanilla) as a casual use (gaming, comic book reading, a bit of writing) device i can take on commutes, to D&D night, short trips, etc.

Android devices just aren't doing it for me

Surface is really the only choice. iPads are locked down trash that don't even give you access to the OS when they inevitably push their malware killswitches disguised as updates.

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Just a pity there's such a premium for the 128, though i've seen a few refurbished deals with significant discounts.

I gave your wife a 7 inch you fuckin faggot

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Can the surface go be unlocked later to a full version of windows 10?

Company supplied ipad rugged for tough environment.

Best buddy on construction site.

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cancer

what do you do with an ipad on a construction site?

so they’re fucking lazy and greyed out the Aa button because you can’t use some of its functionalities? thanks anyways

A lot.

Taking inspection photo, editing note on site, checking diagram on site, completing checklist, sending email, reading construction manual etc.

oh nice, assuming youre a project engineer? what programs do you guys use on the field?

im asking bc im in school, all my profs are talking about digitalizing construction and i want to learn more about it

Autocad for reading DWG data
Box.com for cloud storage (synced with site office's nas)
Onenote for note and checklist
powerpoint, excel, word for onsite document editing
browser for email.

Toy threads belong in

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