Heeey user, wanna come and fix my PC for an hour or two?

>tattoos
No.

who the F uses a Charlize theron picture to pick up online? what is this thread even for?

answer: No. dating sites are tacky and so is the lingo.

You're pretending to be a woman you will never be.

Problem, sweaty?

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I like how she looks in Dark Places

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Well, sure I can help, but there's no way of knowing if it'll take an hour or two. It might be something as simple as needing a restart, or it could be harder to diagnose like bad memory or an issue with your processor.

Also who are you and how did you get in my house

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Being sweaty can be a problem.

Wow you knew it was Charlize Theron just from her feet?

>tattoo on the foot
9/10 to 3/10 instantly

Why the fuck do people get tattoos, they always look trashy. Always.

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Didn't even notice it, why are you looking at feet? Creeps.

yeah, but in real life you would get down on your knees to lick her feet no matter how many tattoos she has

>why are you looking at feet?
Why wouldn't you look at one of the sexiest parts of the body?

>projecting this hard

I'm not into feet, also she is getting pretty old.

Oof. That's disgusting. Fungus and bacteria live and poop there. Even toes look like little mushrooms.

Foot fetish is lame.

>stupid face
>retarded hairstyle
>thot
>nasty feet
>tattoos
2/10 would not bang

>Fungus and bacteria live and poop there.
And on the face. And everywhere else.

have you been to jail? not to be rude, but I saw the tattoo, and if you haven't been to jail I have at least another 20 things to prove having a tattoo is something bad and you would probably fit into at least 5 categories, you mad? of course you are :^)

I literally had a hot blonde chick that looked like that at my work ask me that exact question. She was quite a bit shorter though.
I'm so autistic that I said "oh sorry I don't have time" thinking she actually just wanted me to fix her computer.
Maybe she did, maybe she didn't. Either way in hindsight I must have come across as the biggest fucking retard sperglord on the planet.

sorry those toes are FUCKED HOLY SHIT

fucking stupid bitch do what I tell you, you think I enjoy being the bull all the time?

>want to come over and babysit my refugee children from africa

no thanks

I'd fix ((you)) with my tiny azn penis.

Based cultured user.

>oof

want to know how i know you're 12 years old?

>all this wasted space between "sentences"
Wanna know how I know you have no girlfriend?

>redditor complaining about other redditors
The absolute state of Jow Forums in 2019.

Takes one to know one.

Truly based

go on, gramps

just install gentoo, newfag

no thanks, I don't associate with people

She just wanted to extract and absorb every material that comes out of Chad's genitalia while some beta fixes her computer in the meantime. You did well.

Thanks user. I'm physically a chad too though so there's a high chance the genitalia would have been mine.
Oh well.

BIG DOUBT

Sorry childless 43 yo thott, i can't.
There are 20 yo thotts out there waiting for me.
God back and play with your pets.

>all this wasted space between your ears
Do you wanna know... Nah nvm you won't get it.

No because I know it never ends with my cock deep inside your throat

The last time I had an opportunity like this I screwed it up and to top it off, I had her nudes and I decided to delete them on a hard drive that I would, afterwards, slowly wipe several times to make sure that the day I fucking decided to get those pictures back I wouldn't find them.

So no chance of pussy and the one thing that I could have for some quick fap from time to time I just got rid of. Where's the bleach

I am afraid of niggers in the house

>childless
Incel

You'll never know. I both fucked and fixed a PC once in similiar situation

>niglet
>children

>degenerate tattoo
>adopts 2 black kids
I don't help race traitors.

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You fucked a PC? You sick bastard.

>be me
>I'm in some kind of lit class in college.
>This qt3.14 says sees my thinkpad and compliments it
>This has to be a dream
>I say thanks I just built it, bought it barebones on ebay for cheap and maxed it out, put libreboot on it so I can run a A/C wifi card on it too.
>She says oh cool, I need a new network card mine has driver issues
>I say you can have my old one for now, it's whitelisted so you won't need to change your bios
>she accepts, offers me money for it, I say they cost $2 on ebay so just forget about it

>next week she drops the class, never talks to me again

>Will you at least massage my feet for a bit?
No. The tattoo ruins it.

Sorry, my anti static wrist strap is at home. You could drop your PC at my place and I can deliver it to you tomorrow morning.

WHOAH!
*drops on knees*
*picks up foot*
sniff sniff
AAH WOOF
*SNORRRRRRRRRRT*
MMMMMMMMM!!! SNRRRRRRRRRRRT
SHLP SHLP SHLP TASTES GOOD SNRRRRRT

Sie will es und so ist es brauch, so war es und so wird es immer sein, sie will es und so ist es brauch, wass sie will bekommt sie auch...

I like the random rammstein lyric but whats the context

Bitches get what they want and use you for it. Just that.

I don't think that was the message of the song

Well I think it was. ;^)

Then what was the message of the song?

That you can trick men into murdering your parents because you're a woman and the man is in love with you and then you do a 180 degree and have him executed for murder? Yeah I think that's the message of the Rammstein music video.

>tattoo
fuck off thot. pic related is a REAL WOMEN. Real women don't have trashy tats.

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>my feet hurts
The post.

Sorry I can't, I've got to study for my Dfiferential Equations midterm

Literally a prostitute.

That's easy you'll ace it

Yeah, you can tell by her disgusting foot tattoo.

>How to detect low test soiboys.

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why did you post a picture with feet

haha based
yikes

>roastie coworker actually tried getting me back to her place under the pretext of "fixing her printer"

I wasn't interested in getting ten different STD's but it was amusing.

Well, maybe she actually ment fixing her printer?

why do great looking women have the worst fucking feet?

Sure. That makes $50 plus tip.

No sir, you're feets too big.
I mean I'm not good at computer.
/runs away.

begone reddit

Trololo

I'll be done in ten minutes

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yes, that will be $20 and you dont come within 5m of me for the time of the repair, you can offer me tea which depending on the mood i may or may not accept.

>absolutely disgusting

where's this virtue sniveling cunts niglet?

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House-mate's gf once asked me to fix her laptop. Cleaned up some malware, fixed the broken hinge (screws came loose and fell out), fixed her janky trackpad. Did a pretty good job, more than she asked for.

When I called her to say the repairs were done, she said she'd drop by with something. I figure maybe I'll get a nice plate of home-baked cookies, or some other nice thank-you.

Well, actually it was her broken electric toothbrush that she brought over, wanted me to fix it also.

[spoiler]It was too corroded inside. I-I tried.[/spoiler]

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