/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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Id like a USB input charging LED torch with decent lumens, preferably on taobao

my x270's battery has dropped from 100% capacity to 43% in a bit over a year
I'm sure knockoff chink batteries can't be much shittier

has anyone had any experience with knockoff chinese thinkpad batteries

so i ordered this 3 days ago and it arrived?

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where tf do you live to get chink shit so quickly?

You missed the chink black magic towel
And kawaii cat lamp

oh they can be just as shitty as that or maybe worse, I guess it depends on which brand of knockoff really

Nitecore maybe.
They have 2 models IIRC.

Thinkpads will refuse to charge knockoff batteries.
Buy legit and hope you don't get a sanyo.

I knew I should've gotten an elitebook

What if it's just as shitty?

believe me, nothing could be as shitty as an x270.
If it weren't for the screen I would just go back to my t430 at this point

The box makes it look like it is from germany.

Eh I have a X260 and it's pretty good save for the cramped keyboard and the screen (not too bad but could be better)
I've had it for over 2 years and there was never any issue, my batteries didn't degrade as fast either.

Has anyone bought a chink tablet/e-reader cover with sleep functionality?

I want to buy a one for my e-reader, but don't want to spend 30€ on the official one

I don't mind typing on the keyboard but the geniuses at lenovo designed this laptop such that the keyboard has permanently marred my screen solely from closing it and using it as intended.

Oh that.
I didn't get that but I've seen reports.

>filed a dispute because package was late and tracking number still showed it in china
>finally got dispute resolved by aliexpress, they refunded me in full
>tracking updated today to show it in america
based

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My two dirt-cheap led headlights arrived today.
Haven't put them in my car yet (not looking forward to that ordeal), but they work great on a 12v source so far. Hopefully I won't have to ever replace headlights again after this. At least not for the rest of this car's life.

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My dude, I opened this fucking thread just to ask about headlights.
My halogen headlights keep dying regardless of brand and I was wondering if I could replace it with LED lights.

What are those and are they H7 compatible?

Those are H7's too. They're a bit bigger though, because they have a cooler with a small fan on the back. I've got enough spare room in my headlight compartment for that (at least, theoretically. I still have to put them in), so it shouldn't be an issue. Beyond that they seem to be working great.
Maybe I'll put them in later today if I feel like it, and should be able say more then.

I'd probably have to jerry-rig something to get them to stay stable on the headlight. Room isn't an issue, its simply how the lights are held in place.

Give the money back.

youtu.be/1lf5TUf3Vd4

I bought meme one for my Kobo Clara HD, I'll post it and some more shit when I'll get home.

Also, rec me a wifi adapter thingy so I can connect to two different wlans without using ethernet.

I'm about to buy some flip flops, wondering how the sizes match up
most people in the feedback say they get 1 size bigger than their actual size, guess I'll try that

also been creeping on these girls ever since someone mentioned that they actually posted pics of themselves wearing the bras lmao
a lot of them are pretty hot

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>chink is an unreliable new manufacturer who sent turdnugget crap this time
>most of the top quality stuff from another chink is prohibitively expensive not just from a competitive standpoint (having to compete against private sellers who don't pay taxes and who sell crap-tier product with false advertising) but also what most end customers would generally be willing to pay
what do

one seller has overstocked SKUs that they're selling too cheap until they run out of stock and discontinue them and create a gap for me to move in. so i might give up on the remaining SKUs until that seller stops selling them.

FDS > ADS

What's this Much Android bullshit I keep hearing about? Is it actually a Vita killer or cheap garbage that will break in a week?

>chink says they run out of stock but it appears as if they already have sent the package
>asks me if I can chose another item similar to the other one
wat do

is anyone interested in fishing gear? i've bought a few things from aliexpress

Rod, reel and some lures n stuff..

they might just have printed the shipping label

Refund

measure your foot, check sellers sizing chart

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S70078110

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reporting back with results.

I fought all day trying to copy over just the Windows installation and not my files, since they were bigger than the SSD, and then I remembered I just happened to have a Windows VM sitting around that was only 10 gigs. So I cloned that onto the KingSpec and I am pleased that the youtube normies were wrong.

Windows boots up in 9 seconds on this drive versus 20 seconds on the hard disk; Cities Skylines gives precisely the same figures. I didn't measure Kerbal Space Program with a timer but it was a very noticeable improvement. I'd move GTA 5 but it uses more space than I've got on this drive, maybe I'll try it when my 240 gig SanDisk shows up next week.

No clue on the lifespan of this thing, some say it's great, some on Amazon say it lasts a month. Hence, the SanDisk, so I can RAID 1 the two together, and if the KingSpec decides to shit itself I'll still have my stuff on the new one.

And to top it all off, now I have a backup copy of Windows and I'll never need an install disc again.

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>tfw bought an old Hungarian coin replica for $2
>Sold it to a coworker for 10

Fuck yeah

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Going to buy an Ulefone Armor 6 today.
First piece of chinkshit. Wish me luck...

Oh, I should mention this as well.

I downloaded some program that's supposed to give me usage statistics, and apparently this drive doesn't report any. In case anyone gives a damn.

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>tfw your post gets included in the OP

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>Jow Forums

nigger

>/csg/ on page 7
This is heresy

So yeah, covers. Biggest one at the bottom is for Xiaomi Mi Pad 4 Plus but the tablet itself hasn't arrived yet... Cover on the right is for my OP3T, replacing an old one and the last one is for my kobo. It's different from others in that it's made of hard plastic, including the sides that hold the reader, I don't mind and the texture gives an interesting almost paint like look. Doesn't have any functions to keep the reader up right, since it's a book style cover and you generally use e-reader in portrait mode. The magnet doesn't stick to the back of the reader when it's fully open, though not a big deal to me. Sleep function works perfectly.

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Also bought samsung evo plus 128gb sd card, it's a legit one. Faster than my 64gb shark in every test, significantly in writing ones.

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What's the best bang for your buck bluetooth in-ear earbuds?

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You can try the KZ with the adapter. I bought the KZ ZST for ~10 euros + the bluetooth adapter for 6 euros and it works nice.

My BT adapter cost ~$1 and works well. But what do you do with the cord? Wrap it around your neck?

Compatible with KZ? Link me, I couldn't find it below that price. Quality over quantity.

My man. I just ordered a pair of 9006 and 9005 yesterday. Is this the power of collective autism? Are we actually a hive mind that communicates telepathically through cheap Chinese shit?

Just needs to be compatible with 3.5mm, no? This is what I got, but I paid $0.99.

ebay.com/itm/183521257041

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>link to child-grooming-cord
Disgusting.

What's the best budget Bluetooth speaker?

Aaaa I hate customs
Shark. when?!

My Samsung akg earbuds died. What's some good, cheap with a decent mic chinkbuds I can buy?

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>ADOLF !HITLERqi96
>and actually from Germany
noice

Yeah they don't really have much in the way of reliable SMART data
My black Kingspecs even always report 25 Celsius, no matter what the temperature actually is

anker

trn v80 or tin t2s

Hitler was from Austria, user

Yes, and?

You need projector headlights for these to work properly otherwise you're just an asshole blinding people.

Anything less chunky than the trn v80 and cheaper than the tins? I barely use my headphones so I don't need anything too fancy

Anyone here bought the mi air 13.3 (with i5 8250u, idk what's the gen)? I'm really temped to buy one, but the weird problem which the battery don't charge is turning me off. Any other known problems with it?

>tfw my flat has no letterbox
>tfw my flat has no letter slot in the door
>tfw my flat is on a busy commercial street
How do I get packages, should I just get a post office box?

Looking for recommendations for 5 or so inexpensive gopro-like alternatives. That can do at least 720p@60fps. They'll be used at lab stations in an elementary classroom setting, so ideally they shouldn't break the bank when one of the kids accidentally destroys it, which just so happens to be why I'm looking for cheap gopro alternatives in the first place...

guys what's the best hot air rework station for 100-150 shekels.
that's all I can spend for now, I don't want a dual one, I already have a couple of decent soldering irons

The first gen xiaomi yi sports cameras were ok. Haven't tested even lower spec cameras since, but I figure there might be even cheaper options now.

how cheap? SJCAM SJ4000 and EKEN H9 are two I remember being recommended here.

Link? no referral pls

As cheap as possible. We've already had to replace 11 since the school year began. Gopro is willing to give us a discount, but only if we buy a minimum certain amount at the same time, and we've just about burned through 3 semesters of our budget for the class. District won't let us buy refurbished either, which would save us tons. I see some for $19-$30 and then $30-$50 but wanted to see if anyone could share their experiences and recommend one.

I'm to drunk to convert mobile link to normal, I bought it from Sd card China Online Store

Just broke my desk lamp, expect stupid purchases

>convert mobile link to normal
How is this done? is there a number in the mobile link that can just be transferred to after the /item/ ?

What's the best chink shit i could give to my gf for her birthday?

the cheapest condoms you can buy

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Xiaomi repeater
Yay or nay?

>repeater
a what?

wifi extender

The ones that go through the wall? I think they're kinda awful in general, I wouldn't. No shielding or twisting of pairs is the main issue, plus it necessitates more EMI filtering on your power supplies. Just get a long bit of CAT6 and a switch.

I guesa he meant opening said link on the mobile browser and converting the 'm.' link for desktop browser.

But you can't, there's no button to change to the desktop browser. You'd have to search the keywords and find the same listing on the desktop site.

I don't know why you made me test it, but whatever.
From
>s.click.aliexpress com/e/bb1nDb0G
to
>m.aliexpress com/item/32917414316.html
and then
>www.aliexpress com/item/please/32917414316.html
and then you can't hit post because the site thinks it's spam.

So m. urls are fine to convert but s. urls aren't? I'm guessing s. urls are from the app while m. urls are from the mobile site?

yes

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Looking at the difference in prices of lures and hooks between American sites & Ali makes me want to get in on the reselling game.

>Paying money for a portable chink botnet that can't even recharge properly

He actually became a German in his 30s.
Otherwise he couldn't have become chancellor.

how long does it take for chinks to actually ship you shit? the website said it was shipped 6 days ago but the tracking number isnt in the carrier system yet and on the website it shows that it has been ready for dispatch for 6 days.

Only but wifi extenders in brick and mortar so you can return it if it does not solve the problem. As a rule, if the wifi on the modem is too weak, the extender will also be too weak.

any good media box that supports kodi for streaming 4k from local NAS and doesnt come with microphones and cameras everywhere like the new xiaomi one

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Lol fuck you chinky

Can we make a scoreboard of:
>anons that got chinked
(no refund and no intact product)
vs
>anons that did the chinking
(got a refund and an intact product)
Because from what I've seen here the latter is almost more common.

If the latter doesn't happen, I propose we create a permban on those people.

Speaking about that, one of my best refund stories, I bought like 20 lightbulbs in November year X. In Nov year X+1, like 7 of them were either dead or almost dead. Spoke with a live chat assistant and got a total refund. Gotta love Aliexpress senpai.

Were they LED lights? It's pretty easy to modify those to last longer or even fix them when they're broken, from what I've seen they put too much current through their resistors. Assuming you can open them without permanently damaging them that is.

Just ordered pic related. A real Logitech c920 costs like 55€. So what should I expect for 8€?

aliexpress.com/item/Logitech-C920e/32974110076.html

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Yeah, for light fixtures on the ceilings. I'd say opening them is a complex task, they're full of glue to prevent that. If I find myself bored, I shall try that, thank you

Botnet retard

Which WiFi repeater should I get? The Xiaomi one?

You should expect a very poor quality camera.