Why does Jow Forums shill for samdung poodroids so much?

I used to use only Samsung phones (S2, S5, S8) because I was baited by the specs meme and the 'you pay for the name' meme and then after using an iPhone XS for fifteen minutes I already preferred it to my old phone to an insane degree, my family all got S10's on release this week and I was thinking they would be good because I was unfairly comparing my XS to an outdated model, so I played around with my brothers and it felt so fucking shit, it has poor UI, so much botnet jewry to try and dodge and the cameras were bad too (although the wide lens was nice), I could bypass my Mum's facial recognition lock with a fucking picture on my phone, the fingerprint sensor was unreliable and this is five months after the XS came out and I already feel like it was the best purchase I ever made.

So tell me, why the fuck would anyone buy an Android phone?

>muh rooting
if you are that much of a faggot buy an older model and then jailbreak it

>muh hardware
you can have ten times the hardware specs and it means absolutely nothing if the OS and software is terrible.

>i-it's cheaper
you can buy an SE for about $100 and it will be one of the most cost efficient purchases you can buy if you are low on cash, even compared to the iPhone flagships.

>muh satania
not an argument

The only actual valid reasons I can think is being able to customise largely without rooting/jailbreaking and for raw storage with the upgradability of a micro SD because you don't want to pay the monthly for large iCloud storage.

I really need answers because my family all seemed disappointed when they were directly comparing it to my phone.

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Why do you shit in the street so much?

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iPhones are bad, and you should feel bad.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

>your entire argument is a webm of a pajeet unlocking his phone
The utter state of poodroid shills

>fruit bad robot good

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Samsung is shit. But so is apple.

You suck at tech shopping. Go buy a oneplus 6T and never look back. You'll thank me later.

For what reason? Making claims without reasons is worthless, not only that but my initial issue with Android and why I decided to buy an iPhone despite thinking that I would absolutely hate it was the jewgle botnet, your suggestion will have the same initial problem except with a chink botnet on top.

POO IN LOO

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>botnet

If you really give a shit about privacy, there is always LineageOS with microG.

Apple, while maybe slightly less shady in it's dealings with your data, hardly preserves your right to privacy. Don't think they don't collect massive amounts of data on you.

Lastly, from a user perspective, the IOS UI is terrible. Especially on their new phones. Gesture controls are ass, more so when you have functions where you need to access the top corners of the screen on a large display device making it very difficult to use one handed.

Also, why the fuck do they still make you use a fucking grid array for your apps that you cant customize?? Iused Apple for years and i always hated that shit.

Yeah I highly fucking doubt you've ever touched an S10

I'm not fan of Apple, but I will admit the iPhone is better than most Android phones. People tend to go and on about all the different Android models, but in reality there are 3 (Samsung, Google, and LG). You're not gonna walk into an AT&T store and get a Huewai or a Pocophone (or whatever phone is being shilled that month).
>most Android phones remove 3.5mm headphone jack
Ok, I know LG has the jack...unfortunately the LG headphone jack for years has had a myriad of problems that still haven't been fixed.
>barely any updates
At first I thought this was a problem...then I saw the Pie update for the Galaxy S9. Holy shit, it really fucked everything up. It looks like a childrens coloring book and it changed so much decent functionality
>Google Pixel must be better, right?
Wrong, they have an endless amount of hardware problems.
>Samsung has the headphone jack
But the curved screen fucking sucks.

Why can't there just be 1 decent android phone?
That's how Apple wins. They make at least ONE decent phone.

Oh, and Samsung is literally the worst option you can pick for android when it cones to software. Touch Jizz is absolute trash. I had an S7 edge that was unusable after two years. Switched back to my HTC One M8 with lineage on it and it ran significantly better. A phone from 2014 was kicking Samsungs 2016 flagship's ass.

I'll never buy a samshit ever again. Fuck that company.

user, stock android is pajeet shit, but custom roms can be loaded on many android phones to get rid of the jewish bloat that is on the phone by default.

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That's why I bought a OnePlus6.

It's got all the specs of a high end phone and just stock android (It's on the android one program) They're fast, no frills phones when you just want something that work well and not get in your way.

>Especially on their new phones. Gesture controls are ass, more so when you have functions where you need to access the top corners of the screen on a large display device making it very difficult to use one handed.
I agree with this 100%, but Android is no better.
I was playing around with my friends LG G6 and opening the top control panel was a pain in the ass.
And Chrome puts the "New Tab" button on top. Which is almost impossible to reach one handed.

Multitasking, notifications, and customization come to mind. For God's sake, you can't even arrange the home screen the way you want. I'm pretty high up in a call center so I have to carry two phones, one business (XS Max) and one personal (Note 9). Before this I had an 8 and anytime I can find an excuse to use my personal phone over business phone for whatever matter, I do.

I don't use Chrome. I use Opera which puts all of your controls and access to tabs on the bottom.

It's the mobile browser for sane people.

You can't even toggle basic settings retard. Literally no one I know uses Touchwiz

Still doesn't answer the top control panel access.
Before Apple went full retard by putting the control center access in the top right corner, swiping up from the bottom worked pretty damn well.
With Android I can't do it with my thumb one handed. Fucking stupid.

No one you know uses Samsung phones?

They all use Nova Launcher. Jesus, your family must be retarded and that gene runs prevalent in your bloodline given this post.

You're right that there is no absolute that Apple isn't collecting data just like with VPN services, however they do advertise it to such a degree that if it was leaked that they were it would be a company destroying move.

I actually have had no issue with the home and app switching gesture controls and prefer them, but the reachability one is absolute shit and the backswipe only works 9/10 times.

Absolutely right about it being hard one handed though, but this is a problem for big Android devices as well.

>Also, why the fuck do they still make you use a fucking grid array for your apps that you cant customize?? Iused Apple for years and i always hated that shit.

this is very valid criticism and also something I disliked at first though I don't care about it now and probably wouldn't bother to change it if they allowed it, though again these are things that could be changed via jailbreak.

You're right, I touched three because I was helping my boomer parents set theirs up too faggot.

The one thing I like about my old S8 and my families S10's is the screen. The iPhones screen looks like shit in comparison for colours.

While true, does it make the phone as responsive and good to use as an iPhone? I know nothing about it when I've only used Samsung's version.

>Multitasking
PIP on a smartphone is a meme
>notifications
I assume you mean the line at the top? I didn't miss it.
>customisation
I already said this in the OP.

Touch Wiz is more than just a UI dipshit.

It's inherent flaws can't be fixed by downloading a launcher from the play store. You still have all the other shit and bloat that comes from Samsung's "value-enhanced" android ROM.

Samsung's ROM runs like shit. They have been notorious for this for years. Not like it matters, since they only give you like 1 update.

>muh hardware
you can have ten times the hardware specs and it means absolutely nothing if the OS and software is terrible.
This. So many times this.
iPhones are a fucking joke compared to even budget androids.

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Who the fuck uses PIP? I'm referring to split view.
The notifications on iPhones are notoriously ass and this can't be disputed.
Have fun being stuck with only facial unlock.

Not to mention third party browsers still have to use the Safari Engine to run on the iPhone. So you can't even escape this buy installing a different browser.

Based retard. Running an app like BK disabler takes all but two minutes. Never had a hicup with the ROM on my last three galaxies.

Holy shit I just remembered that apple users have to open safari then tap the address bar just to Google something

>Why does Jow Forums shill for samdung poodroids so much?
No one here shills for Samsung.

Or I can just buy a phone from OnePlus where I

>bk disabler

1, don't need to do that.

2, pay less for the same hardware (inb4 855 in s10)

3, actually get updates guaranteed for the next three years


Even if you can get a Galaxy to run flawlessly you're still a retard buying one.

iOS waiting for the app opening animation to finish before actually running the app is a problem that needs to be solved, very true, however this webm doesn't take into account how well iOS manages previously opened apps. Initial boot time isn't as valuable as being able to go back quickly, not to mention the battery drain on Android when you leave apps open. Not having to autistically close every app I was done using was very nice.

I used the split view on my S8 a total of one time because the screen wasn't big enough to really make use of it.

>The notifications on iPhones are notoriously ass and this can't be disputed.
it can't be disputed because you haven't put down a single point retard
>Have fun being stuck with only facial unlock.
I am, it hasn't failed me once including in pitch black.

Sorry I'm not poor and I can't be caught with some povertyChinkshitnigger® Noname 7p or whatever. Nice gay, fag.
Cody out!

Lol nigga, I can afford the phone.

I just can't afford to be a retard.

No one's that rich.

I use the app miniwindows for Gmaps and youtube all the time. I'd argue that feature is more important than split view.

Samsung's flagship phones are good build quality and a solid pick in the mid price range.

Are you a fucking ogre? You know you can adjust the size of the split views, right?
M8 I've had an iPhone and the notifications isn't nearly as organized or convenient. if apple could blatantly copy Android's notifications and not get sued, believe they would.
I know you probably don't drive but for people who need to unlock their phones in a jiffy while driving, or discreetly unlocking their phone under a desk, this is an issue. I just upgraded my wife from the 7 to the XR because the main logic board failed (thanks Apple) and she hates it.

Back to your designated shitting street Rakesh.

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It's another mad as fuck applelfag episode

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>Desktop class performance

What did Tim Cook mean by this?

>apple hate threads are anti-apple
>apple shill threads are anti-apple
>Jow Forums humor threads are anti-apple
>anti-android threads are anti-apple
>anti-pc threads are anti-apple
>entirety of the board shits on iToddlers
>they keep begging to be shat on
Are iToddlers just masochistic?
They literally know before they ever click "create new thread" they're going to get BTFO and shat on.

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how can you keep track of the video when its that small though? Unless you're talking about videos which are primarily someone speaking.

>You know you can adjust the size of the split views, right?
Yeah but not to a degree where I could do my usual stuff at the same time without compromise, I always just preferred to switch and switch back, if fold phones become the new thing then I would probably use it instead.

>M8 I've had an iPhone and the notifications isn't nearly as organized or convenient.
I don't even know what you're talking about, so it's a non-issue for me.

>unlock their phones in a jiffy while driving
I can see this being a problem, but she can just type in her pin if this is the case.
>discreetly unlocking their phone under a desk
same thing

and yet when I just picked up my phone to test this and opened every single app on my homescreen the only one that reloaded was Spotify.

You know Jow Forums is mostly iOS users now, right? We're all literally laughing at you since you've been the minority for a while now.

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>how can you keep track of the video when its that small though? Unless you're talking about videos which are primarily someone speaking.

My display is rather large. It's not really something I view as a problem. Even less so with Maps.

Samsung is about the worst choice you could possibly make but you're a dumb Apple shill, who cares.

Cope harder. There are zero reasons to buy iPhone after 2013. You've been in the decline globally for about as much.

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