If you sit and wipe you're subhuman

If you sit and wipe you're subhuman.

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Talk about a shitpost.

sit wipe best wipe

what about people who wipe their arse on a wall or door frame?

if you use paper instead of wet wipes you literally have caked shit on you 24/7

Explain
You do that?

I may

sitting spreads your cheeks more making it easier to clean

Lower then subhuman

I didn't say I did

>not squatting
>not using high pressure water to sufficiently clean your asshole
you are all subhumans

>using high pressure water to sufficiently clean your asshole
unironically best way to go

Based dunecoon

NO
Filthy human
I shower and scrub the shit out of my ass!
you are subhuman

Yes

I'm a go to Canada and give ya what for, if you sit and wipe again. You hear! I am mess you up!

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ew i didnt mean in shower
i mean right after shitting
i didnt know ass wipers had to deal with that too
absolutely disgusting

. . . . . . . no u

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no u
for all you know I could run my arse along the floor to wipe it

Bring it on

You a dog?
I'm slap those flap jack titties of yours.

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I'll do far worse to you, big boy

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I might be, but to you, I'm Anonymous

NO Rape.....
Prove it

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disprove it

Post tail

post your tail, babe~

FURFAG CANADA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Post tail
are you a furry?

I use a bidet.

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No I just wanted to see if you were a dog
Prove it

I can take a pic tomorrow... Started a 10/11hr shift as a security guard rn.

not showing you my tail, pervert

Fuuug
POST EARS

kono hentai yaro

wiping while sitting isn't real

>sit wipe
do people really do this?

this

i'm really efficient in the bathroom.
i piss in the tank of the toilet, but use the bowl for taking a shit. when i flush, it flushes with the piss - 0 water wasted.
if the tank is full, i'll simply take a shower. i'll piss in the shower, and if i need to shit, i'll just stomp it down the drain. the best part about taking a shit in the shower is that you don't need to wipe, you just turn your ass towards the water and squirt some liquid soap on your lower back. the soapy water runs down the asshole, and cleans it. when you leave, nothing smells like shit because there's so much shampoo and soap that everything is disinfected and it smells like shampoo and soap.

DO IT
What

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Stand wipe is God-tier

kimochiwaru!

Never seen a public school from the inside?

think about it op
when you stand up
your asscheek will be closed and get decalcomanie on ya creek

This
DO IT or you're gay
No?
I bend over and scream