Covers his webcam and microphone

my parents do this too and I cannot fathom why the fuck someone would want to watch and listen to middle aged people argue over the tv volume

he meant that he he covers his webcam and microphone

they want to watch them fuck

why is the guy behind him looking at a 3D model of a black dildo?

>He works a at a sad company that he doesn't know the feeling of working with your boss working in the same space as you open to your concerns

it won't be a person listening, it'll be an automated service that keeps track of what products they mention. If your mom says "We really need to buy an X" that can be recorded and retailers can a.) advertise Xs to them, and b.) do so at a higher price than they normally would, since now they have foreknowledge that this person intends to make a purchase and isn't just looking around.

More prosaically, you know who would like to listen in on middle-aged people? Burglars who want to know when they leave the house or go on vacation.

I want to listen to them fuck and then tell user about it

Lain is very cute

Reminder that if the LED is part of the power supply circuit, there is no way of turning the webcam on without turning the LED on. Reminder that computers aren't magic and fearmongering sub-80 conspiracy retards should kill themselves.

Isnt that Jill Leavens Jones in the background

They are working on the internet of things. That's a web connected vibrator that operates on VaginaBook

The CEO of fucking Facebook is probably a bit more likely to be the subject of corporate espionage hacking than some 35 year old virgin that jerks off in his mom's basement all day (I.e you)

not always faggot

>we switch the LED on well! Honest!
nice try, Mr 3-letter Man

no

Ultimate Jew. Makes 2B people work for him and he does not need to pay a cent.

the guy behind him is the CTO mike schroepfer

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>35 year old virgin that jerks off in his mom's basement all day (I.e you)
mmh way too specific
projecting a little, friend?

Open your webcam and check. Oh wait you can't because the closest to electronics you ever did was Fizzbuzz, so you can't do anything better than to trust Jow Forums.

And Jow Forums's right. We Jews have a super secret database of footage of wh*Te "people" wanking to blacked porn. It's an essential part of our world domination agenda. BTW that's why OSes are so heavy: we have included drivers for every single webcam on the market in them so we can remotely control them. But don't tell anyone. If white people get suspicious, they could open their webcams or use packet sniffers or something. So far nobody on earth has thought about this, so we're good. :)

yes, yes, all good.. so, remind me - why does the head of facebook keep HIS OWN laptop camera taped up, again? Maybe, you better go tell HIM, hes paranoid about 'We Jews'. Or maybe, he knows already

Mitu on the desk

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since when has his instagram name been zuck

>why does the head of facebook keep HIS OWN laptop camera taped up, again?
Because Zuckerberg is neither an electrical engineer nor a computer scientist. He dropped out in his second year and has no proven expertise in the topic at hand, webdev being the most laughable branch of programming. Him doing paranoid stuff doesn't prove shit.

Put another way, professional soccer players wear lucky charms; that doesn't prove lucky charms work.

What the fuck is with all the poles?

there's cables inside them
that's how you do cabling in those gay open offices

Mark "Zuck and fuck" Zuckerberg

I kinda like the open space concept at times. The worst part is having meetings in common areas. At least where I am people are respectful enough to know that if I have my headphones on not to bug me. If something is really that important they can reach me on slack.

Zucchini is uniroincally based and I want to be like him and look up to him

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that movie is awful

honestly idk how you can work using a single (laptop) monitor

t. manager

covering a microphone just turns it into an omni. In the case of a laptop mic, it would still pick up whatever is being said, however there would just be a lot more computer sounds in there and probably mostly the fan

Because he's a rich and famous person making him a huge target.
If I was worth > 1 billion I'd do the same, but I'm not and no one cares so I don't.

>This is what some people actually think

Just imagining the amount of data and hours of compute time needed to just increase the price of a product by 10% to one person.
Good luck breaking even.

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you moron, google already does this on Android, and Apple does it as well to some extent. Your phone is always listening, so it's possible the laptop could as well.

Also, look up the NSA's Utah data center which is built specifically to record untold amounts of data from their splices into the internet backbone.

if you can make fifteen cents doing something its probably not worth doing.

if you can make fifteen cents off something that you can use the internet to automate doing and do it a million times a week then its very much worth doing.

>The NSA is increasing the price of products by listening to me 24/7

Wow yeah better start building my faraday cage huh

And stop moving the goalposts we already know the NSA is trying to listen to high profile members of society and prospective terrorists.
I'm saying that products I buy aren't more expensive because my phone hears me spouting brands you sperg
And retards in their parents basements seem to be the most upset about this, yet they don't spend money or influence anyone so I'm at a loss here, maybe you can help me out with first hand experience

You're losing 15c so multiply that by one million a week and let me know what you come up with.

>You're losing 15c
wrong, since once you've built the voice-recognition system your marginal costs for doing this are almost zero (you might be able to do it client-side on their phone anyway) and advertisers and retailers will pay good money to creep on you like that.

Great, show me one

i don't cover my oculus sensor cams so he can see. please watch over me and my chinese gf mr zuckerberg

Cheap PR stunt

i highly doubt he does much work