>Mac users have the clap
You can't make this shit up.
Mac users have the clap
Nathaniel Flores
Liam Torres
Someone did and you read it and thought we'd give a fuck.
Kayden Diaz
>t. macfag
Noah Hernandez
MACFAGGOTS BTFO
Gabriel Garcia
Based
Eli Lee
So... don't connect unknown devices on it?
James Young
yeah, but in srs, wtf would type their banking login into an ifruit?
>somewhere in the deep night, 10,000 faggots screamed. The World went on as normal.
Caleb Clark
It affects everyone with Thunderbolt.
But putting Apple in your headline guarantees clickthroughs. You were obviously fished in by that.
Lincoln Powell
COPE
Benjamin Smith
Evil maid attack.
Alexander Hernandez
OH NO N ONO NO NO
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Isaac Rogers
You are using it wrong. Cable connection is experimental and should not be used. Apple devices have nothing wrong with them.
Oliver Baker
Matthew Perry
based
Luis Bennett
oof
Hudson Miller
Wyatt Ramirez
Reminded me of this delusional macfag from almost a decade ago...
Jonathan Hall
more like intelcels
Juan Howard
yikes
Jonathan Torres
theverge.com
>Windows 10 version 1803 also protects against the vulnerability on a firmware level for newer devices.
Joshua Brooks
Apple is responsible for Thunderbolt to some degree, and they make it their duty to only have thunderbolt ports. Intel is also to blame, but they don't force their partners to use it (at least until USB4 lmao).
Jason Kelly
mac shirt needs trannie rainbow colors
Xavier Lopez
The touchbar is just hideous. Job's would never let that shit fly.
Gavin King
Or an ill-fitting, pink leotard.
Andrew Gonzalez
Yeah, because Jobs personally created, designed, hand-soldered and packaged every Apple product, right?
Grayson Hall
No, but Jobs was what you might term a fairly effective one man QA team, especially in matters of design. This conflicted somewhat at times with functionality, usually to the detriment of the latter - 'I fucking hate fans' being an example. However, as prev user noted, pig-ugly garish shite of dubious value like 'The Touch Bar' would indeed Not Get Past Jobs, esp not on what is now, after all, maybe Applels top-line product. Indeed, it could fairly be claimed, Applel have done very little since Dead Jobs but produce pig-ugly shite, whether 'new' product- various crap ending in -tch, or, as here, simply bolting-on some garish tat to existing, given their complete absence of innovation otherwise. Tim likes bright colors, y'see, Jobs being more of a monochrome guy
William Nelson
Jobs is exactly the type of retard to shill the emojibar as some revolutionary technological breakthrough.
Charles Davis
Reminder that USB4 most likely will also have DMA as it will be based on thunderbolt.
Hunter Sanders
>Satania, leave Intel to me
Kevin Harris
he would at least provided with some kind of haptic response when touchbar gets pressed
Thomas Lopez
>Mac users
Connor Green
What mac is that?
Gabriel Wilson
a big mac
Thomas Lewis
If someone has physical access to your device you might as well have lost in terms of security.
Sebastian Lopez
t. mactoddler
Tyler Gonzalez
Not necessarily. Currently, to extract information from a password-locked, disk-encrypted laptop, even if you get to it when it's on, you need disassembly and some CIA tier hardware tools; this Thunderbolt exploit can potentially reduce this to a TB-TB cable and a piece of software.
Ryder Nelson
Mr. Tim Clap
Angel Green
>Mac got the clap
>Mac got the jack
youtube.com
Alexander Long
>the chad mac user
Chase Anderson
>have to compare computer problems to STDs because its the only thing macfags can relate to
Elijah Brown
is that luke on the right?
Carson Cox
>tfw macbook but have never used thunderbolt
Julian Young
Very based
Charles Brown
this '-gate' shit was getting old tho, and they near been thro every variation. I greatly await the equivalents of AirpodAids, iXSHerpesPlus, and so on
Christopher Ross
based
Hudson Myers
I hate this meme. Both Windows and Mac OS are proprietary, but at least Mac OS is unix-like. It's got ssh, vim, emacs, and more out of the box. I don't understand how anyone who seriously uses GNU/Linux could think Windows is better than Mac OS.
Ian Jones
So this is just the security problems Firewire had, rehashed all over again?
Charles Parker
kys macfag nigger
Brandon Hill
i meant for
Juan Peterson
>t. tim apple
apple is literally the most cancerous entity in the industry, even more so than java
James Walker
not an argument
seriously, though. I don't own any apple hardware or even use a hackintosh, I'm just being logical here. I am convinced that these memes that imply Windows is better than Mac OS are just made by Windows users and they say GNU/Linux is better due to insecurity and to cover up the true agenda