Jow Forums in a nutshell

>install memetoo
>install virtualbox
>install winshit in vbox
???????
>profit

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what's the original scene?

Imagine being a tripfag in the first place

>virtualbox

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ground floor on an epic thread

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kys pedo weeb

it's also something you say when someone creates a thread asking what distro he should install.

yuno suck dick like a champ

In this case the problem would be wondering which distro you should install.

this looks like the good doctor

Fucking nailed it.

holy kek

>ask for scene
>names the show

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then what the fucking point if you do all your work in windows

You run a bunch of shit on Linux so that when Windows reboots automagically it doesn't kill everything running.

He was moved to pathology because the surgery boss guy thinks autismos can't be good enough surgeons. In this scene he has a meltdown and keeps screaming "I am a surgeon".

>and keeps screaming "I am a surgeon".
fucking autists man

Feel free to not reply to me anytime, disgusting attention whoring tripfag. Thank you.

man I hate this fucking board so much

I like you

10/10

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holy shit. saved

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>office
>AD
shit software for niggers, prove me wrong

I hate this kind of faggots who have to shit up a thread with low quality posts at the very beginning. serious cancer.
Aren't they banned here?

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fuck you

toasting on ebin bread

If you do real work, there is no other choice but to use Linux (though arguably Gentoo wouldn't be the first choice). If you believe gamingOS provides you with the right tools, stability and security, you aren't taking your work seriously at all.

that's a nice loop

sho tell me what's an AD alternative that isn't a complete joke?

LDAP is an 25 year old standard and has dozens of implementations on every platform. Intentionally allowing your business to be scammed by microsoft is the only joke here

>asking for an alternative for x
>says x is shit instead of providing me with a proper alternative
autism. OP is right.

There are no alternatives. What you need is a replacement, of which there are many, you need to look through them and choose for yourself.

>surgery boss guy is a chink
Well color me surprised

Put me on screenshot too

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Saw a guy using Gentoo in class once. Literally wore the same hoodie and cargo pants for 6 months straight. Was one of the most disgusting creatures I ever met in university, smelled like complete death too.

Imagine unironically using Gentoo and seeing this video. Can't imagine how shitblasted they'd feel lmao

AD DS is much more than just ldap

>the OS developed by the largest software company in the world is not stable and not secure
>no no no you see, some OS developed by a team of 5 randos is
but muh unix fee la sa fee

I bet he thinks his OS is not compromised by alphabet agencies, too. lmao

No, it really isn't

linux is the most famous and worked on kernel in the world.

Jokes on you op, I use gentoo at work.

>larp

>Be Me
>Epitome of Computer Genius Expert Mastermind
>AKA Average Linux User
>Land Job at Hospital
>Been a few years, peeps finally start to trust me
>Offer to install superior Linux on all computers in hospital
>"You'll hardly notice a difference!"
>They let me do it.
>Finally, after 7 years of dealing with Arch Linux's fuckhead installation process, it is done.
>Worlds first 1st-world hospital that runs entirely on Linux
>THAT'LL TEACH 'EM.GIF
>I have a day off.
>Decide to sleep in.
>Phone battery dies at night.
>Wake up around noonish on my first day off in ages.
>Charge phone, and boot up glorious gentoo running desktop to play superior Linux games.
>See News Alert.
>"112 Dead"
>Probably just spam.
>Phone boots up. Starts shaking and playing whatever fucking anime opening song I set at my ringtone.
>The Fuck?
>Trip on remote while walking to phone, turns on the TV which is doing an emergency broadcast.
>Answer phone while looking at TV
>See the hospital I work at on fire, boss is screaming to me through the phone.
>Every computer I installed Linux on failed when somebody else tried to use it.
>That means the Life Support, Anesthetics, Microscopes, M.R.I., Fire Alarms and Shutter Systems, Elevators, Security Mainframe, and worst of all, the Printer.
>MFW I just killed over a hundred people with Linux
>MFW Linux wasn't superior
>MFW can afford proprietary software instead of shit cobbled together in some NEET's garage
>MFW I realize I've spent years telling people that they just need to learn and get used to it, without ever asking the question of WHY they should learn it or get used to it...

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Gentoo isn't a free software only distro through.

>70141028
>intel
>ibm
>red hat

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go back to redcIit

Im winning this internet argument bitch

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Horseshit.

Russia forced all govt institutions to run on Open Suze with some custom easy sortware for doctors to use.
I didn't die yet

Aren't autists closed source themselves?

>Russia
no, thank you. Fuck those communists.

>being an autist
>explaining the joke to other autists
Had to be a tripfag.

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Do people actually use Linux as a desktop OS? Me and my friends all joke about how bad Windows is when we use it at work but we all use it at home.

Based and UNIX-pilled

Literally Jow Forums in one scene

as a Linux user I endorse this video

>xe can't even imagine making fun of themselves sometimes

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I use it, because I enjoy tinkering with it. That's about it, really.

>working in a company that uses AD

puke.png

You mean almost every company on this fucking planet?

kek

Mine doesn't.

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small worthless companies don't count

There's no way in the world a company with 10k+ employeed does not use AD. It's just not happening.

Dahhh, the mad lad actually did it.

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Lies. Government desktops dominated by Windows. You could at least check roster of software, allowed by FSB for government usage, before spitting out this shit. reestr.minsvyaz.ru/reestr
t. someone who actually works with gov IT and not daydreaming on l*nux forums

Critical machines are probably still running Windows since they only work with proprietary shit.

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Germans bought into the meme and regrettet it shorty after KEK
theregister.co.uk/2018/07/27/lower_saxony_to_dump_linux/

*regretted

fucken saved

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they installed opensuse, the shittiest distro to ever exist
if they had gone for RHEL or just memebuntu things would've been quite different.

I use it as a desktop OS, I don't run a DE (taskbar, settings menus etc) but KDE is super comfy if you want one, file manager even has tabs. If you're just doing basic shit like touching up photos, making commemorative family videos, browsing the net or working with basic spreadsheets and documents it can easily handle that. It's really only with the fringe case professional requirements that you may end up finding it lacking.

Pic related, it's KDE

I highly doubt Google or Apple use AD, most banks likely don't either.

Try this:
freeipa.org/page/Main_Page

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>they fell for the meme
>it sucked
>loonix tards: "YOU USED THE WRONG DISTRO"
classic

>I hightly doubt
That's because you have never seen how the IT infrastructure of a large enterprise works. Apple does, so does Google. There is no way around it, whether you like it or not.

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opensuse does suck, I'm not defending it. But saying "linux" sucks because of one distro being shit is like saying computer sucks because you got an acer or something.
There's tons of shit distros out there but also a ton of working, stable ones and it's not fair to ignore them.

Bretty good. The desktop thread one was better though

Google use Google IdP fucknut, don't lie. I've managed enterprise domains before.

>But saying "linux" sucks because of one distro being shit is like saying computer sucks because you got an acer or something.
that's not the same thing.

>mfw this thread actually confirms OP's webm

It is actually.

>i bought a prebuilt windows computer that doesn't fulfill my needs, windows sucks ass! I'm going back to applel!
>i installed a distro that doesn't fulfill my needs, linux sucks ass! I'm going back to winblows!

imagine being submissive enough to give any attention to demented tripfag

>no u

how can he be a surgeon boss when he can't see anything

Being the autist in the class does not mean you manage an "enterprise domain" get a real job, useless fuck

is this the POOINLOO rage?

Did you get a job yet?

linuxfags BTFO

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