Linux users are cat owners. Cats are runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.
Windows users are dog people, hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men.
>cat beta söyboy detected I own two pitbull rescues and use Linux.
Adam Allen
this post is so fucktarded. what made you think it was ok to post it.
Jace Smith
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Robert Richardson
Cat are for lonely losers who watch anime. They need proprietary software for their videogames.
Dog owners are successful, social, have healthy relationships with women and are educated enough to estimate the dangers of proprietary software: they chose libre software instead.
pet owners are literally faggots who need a physical symbol of emotion because they are dead inside...also the pet will eat you after your fat obese pc using ass dies in your chair from a heart attack reaching for your roast beef sandwich.
Easton Cox
I own two birds and use Linux as my daily driver. No (You) for you, OP.
>Cats are runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men. More like runes of permanent parasitic infection and schizo en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis
Owen Peterson
>having pets yuck! groce! yikes!
Kevin Gomez
>Prove me wrong How about you provide some evidence to your claims, including and especially whatever nonsense that was about runes and hieroglyphs. Seriously man, wtf? This isn't /x/
Levi Jenkins
Dogs are literally smarter than cats
Ryder Edwards
The only pussy Linux users will ever get
Lincoln Wright
>Dogs >Constantly have to be a good boy and follow orders to get appreciation.
>Cats >Sleep 16 hours a day, get treated like a God.
Hmm.... I wonder who's smarter.
Levi Cook
Cats just lay in there doing absolutely nothing besides eating and sleeping. Your mental gymanstics are amazing.
Kayden Diaz
Cats wait like 3 days dude it's cool, I wouldn't want him to starve, I spend more money on my cats food than my own, he deserves it for being a good boy
Linux owners are cat owners. Cat's are giant dickbags who exist in a state of perpetual selfishness, relying on others to take care of them and their problems.
Elijah Jones
>also the pet will eat you after your fat obese pc using ass dies in your chair from a heart attack reaching for your roast beef sandwich.
I don't see how this is a bad thing. You won't be using your body anymore and it's free food. Go ham.
Aiden Howard
I'm a Windows user. I have already raised chicken, dog and now I have 4 cats (two females and 2 males). Also I can not forget to mention that here at home has turtle since before I was even born.
So, you argument is invalid about Windows users and dogs.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
Think of the low lifes that prefer these breeds, pitbulls are taught to be aggressive by trailer trash junkie scum Little dogs are far worse, im an animal person but i wouldnt bat an eye if jack Russells and the like all got brutally murdered into extinction tomorrow
Hudson Wright
Sure things muzzie.
Charles Rogers
If you own a cat, you are it's servant. If you are a dog owner, you are it's master. You litterally have it backwards. How are you this dumb?
all redditors are cat owners and yes they all use GNU/Linux therefore your argument is logical
Gavin Gray
I'm not even remotely surprised by the numbers for beagles. Every beagle owner I've ever known was some inbred hick that kept'em chained up in the year round unless they boxed up in the back of a pickup in sub-freezing weather because duck season.
Beagles seem to be to white trash what pits and rotties are to hood rats... and, well white trash too.
Jace Wilson
Cats can't be taught anything.
They are stupider than a rodent.
Aiden Hall
>dog brain >cat body this is what science should focus on fuck going to other planets
Keep telling yourself that. There's a reason the cliche is "the dog chewed my homework" and not "the cat chewed my homework".
Caleb King
I use Linux, I own a cat. It's Ubuntu, and the cat is more inbred than bologna. Go figure.
Robert Moore
i have a german shepherd bitch
Adam Peterson
i had a cat then it died of old age, now i don't like cats and i think people who are over attached to them are pathetic.
Dylan Gray
>getting a shit cat Your fault.
Asher Hill
Yeah, no. I fucking hate cats. I'll like them for like the first 30 minutes, then they start bugging the fuck out of me. >Chews headphones because they move >ALWAYS tries going on laptop no matter how many times I take it down Chihuahuas are where it's at. They're like fucking Guinea Pigs or something but in the shape of a dog. Plus they listen, and learn behavior that I deem appropriate. Cats lack that.
Mason Hernandez
The irony.
Andrew Nguyen
Love both cats and doggos and use Windows. Linux users would just starve their pets to death waiting for Gentoo to compile.
Matthew Young
>Prove me wrong. You've posted a cat. How can you be wrong? Ugh
Charles Robinson
Imagine being an owner of a dead meme. Fucking Yikes.
Christian Cook
Due to my apparent synaptic deficiencies, I have opted to not install an animal shit collecting box inside of my house.
Josiah Cook
Dogs require some work to get set up but give you soo much more back. After the initial work the dogs gives you joy and overall just makes your life better.
Cats require no work and likewise gives you no joy back. They are for fat lazy people who sits inside and play vidya and watch animu all day.
Don't bother wondering. Dogs are smarter than Cats are. The average dog, independent of its size, is about as smart as a Lion, or Bear. Cats are the niggers in this comparison friendo, but I think im still ganna get one cuz I love animals.
I'd say Linux is more likely to get you laid than winblows. Every has seen winblows so you don't get any hacker points for using it. At least if you take a girl to your room and she sees your riced out arch config she'll think your smart because your computer is different.
>this much bullshit. I wouldn't be married with a ton of girls prior to my wife, if windows wouldn't bring you GF's. I would say that girls rather tend to flee the place, when they realize they are in a nerdy loonix autists basement.