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>low effort op
based

Do it better than faggot

Windatica eats dick with a fork and knife

My i10s comes in today. Seller waited till the very last hour to send it so i couldnt refund for wasting my fuckin time. Will report later if i actually got chinked. In other news i bought a toothbrush. Wish me luck on the mouth cancer.

Anyone got recommendations for a cheap LED aquarium light that will grow plants? Needs to be 100~120V and either fit 30cm or 75cm lengths. Surely the chinese has some cheap stuff that they cloned from the big brands?

Recently got a nokia e71 usb recharger. Dope shit. Thin insulation but the plug jack is like 3 times longer than the original one. Hard to believe these shits are selling for 10 times the price sometime if you don't buy from a chink seller.

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>Ching Shit
YOU HAD ONE JOB OP!!

Where's my money? Have I been chinked?

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its german faggot

Reposting taobao figure

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Can't recommend any, but they do have plant growing LED and aquarium supplies.

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I ordered from that new Canvas Poster Store. Hopefully I wont get chinked

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Finally my shark is here! Now I can put twice as many games I'll never play on my Switch

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Why not have a picture of a girl you want to live with or a place you want to live in, oh wait, nwm.

>News
• The Chinkening Saga continue a happy ending? • user gets CCA C10 chink IEMs, posts graph • A PCIE x1 SATA card, how exciting • The chinks chink themselves, send user free shit • F • user receives bluetooth cable, rates it 10/10 • user's first Taobao order is some faggy clothing • Hotel user posts the week's chinkshit haul: RGB mousepad, Switch stand and USB-C extender, 8Bitdo SN30 Pro • user receives Ruizu X06 • IDE/SATA to USB adapter • Dear friends, please be patient • 2.8M USB extention cables • Magnetic knife holder • Based user shares $3 off $10, $5 off $20 and $5 off $25 coupons • user tries to pass his jap watch as chinkshit • user's Aliexpress review gets Tiananmen Squared
• LMAO WEEB Previous thread

>Still liking stuff from your childhood is sad. Dont like anything

>why don't you like the things I like
user...

What is the best option to start importing to scam people from my country? those degenerates love anime and videogames tidies [spoiler]so do I[/spoiler]

Probably get bulk freight shit shipped from alibaba/taobao or dem nipponese, and resell it?

Buy dakimakuras from meme series like Kobayashi's Maid Dragon or shit like that

Ending up with unsold stock is risky.

Welcome to the market.

ill check out some suppliers from Alibaba thanks user
sure thing user Ill buy a 2b one for me as well

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No shit. But unless you do bulk imports with surface / container freight you're probably simply too expensive.

This is usually some work, not super easy safe quick money.

Hmmmm...

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Huawei phone?

8 core cables from trn. Very nice for the price just wish they were about 5-10 cm longer.

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anyone had any experience with chink GPUs?

i want to make a upgrade and even considering taxes, theres some good options on aliexpress

Just get one from somewhere with a real warranty man. Unless you go pny. I believe they still offer lifetime warranty to the original receipt owner. Pny is a shit company otherwise though.

Thinking about ordering some empty gel caps from aliexpress since I assume they're the same as the shit on Amazon but cheaper. Is that insane? Am I going to get poisoned?

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what are you'll doing with that?

>what are you'll doing with that?
I like to buy bulk supplements because they're cheaper and they come in powder form. It's like half price vs the capsuled versions

>since I assume they're the same as the shit on Amazon but cheaper
Chink food shit is where I would draw a line, they can't be that much cheaper to risk getting some shit from an unknown supplier

>Chink food shit is where I would draw a line, they can't be that much cheaper to risk getting some shit from an unknown supplier
yeah, I guess I'm just being a cheap bastard. I've heard all about the plastic rice and things like that.

>This kills the curry nigger.
Based chinks. youtu.be/hz7ru9P-U7M

Not him but that's Xiaomi's UI

Niggers BTFO youtu.be/Qkif8lYnXRQ

kek

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nice looking shark
mine's still stuck in customs):

please test the speeds if you have a USB 3.0 reader

not that user but,
can you test it on the phone too?

Tfw they fucked up my zip code. No idea when im getting this shit now.

chink shits for today:

- $3 mp3 player and $1 earbuds for it
Not expecting much in the way of sound quality, but for my project that doesn't matter (as long as they work)

- metal flanges with M8 threads

- two locks for sliding cabinet doors

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My package hasn't had an update since "Despatch from Sorting Center" on the 23rd. Chinked?

Xiaomi with a Samsung Theme. I tried out a couple dark themes however most of them sucked. This isn't the best either but its way better than stock Xiaomi

Thanks meng. I like it. Lots of info he has up there.

Thanks for the reply meng. I like it. Currently using a minute a2 lite with Android one.

What chinknese HDMI cable should I buy for a computer screen that also has a USB 3 hub and no separate connector to the PC?

Are 2$ usb c cables safe for charging laptops yet?

Another thing is
>Original KZ EDR1/ED2
Would these be any good for when I have to watch instruction videos at labs? (I'd prefer full headphones but these are either costly or look as if I bought them from a dollar store at this price range).

I wouldn't trust chinks on things that might potentially kill me. They kill themselves with that shit and I imagine they would happily send it to unaware gweilo.
Besides they don't have or follow food regulations as they do in the west.

What's your situation and plan like?

I have no problem buying th e Amazon branded ones, but I'm trying to figure out how to efficiently fill the damn things.
There's those arrays that let you dump powder and fill, but I specifically am trying to make multi-vitamin like capsules that have measured amounts of multiple substances.

I'll likely have to get a big machine for it.

I'm willing to bet the Amazon ones are the same supplier though.

>What's your situation and plan like?
>
>I have no problem buying th e Amazon branded ones, but I'm trying to figure out how to efficiently fill the damn things.
>There's those arrays that let you dump powder and fill, but I specifically am trying to make multi-vitamin like capsules that have measured amounts of multiple substances.
>
>I'll likely have to get a big machine for it.
There are really only two ways to do it in bulk: geometric dilution via trituration, which I'm not sure is suitable for substances where dosage is critical, and one of those really big mixing machines that pharmacies have, which costs thousands of dollars.

My plan is basically just to go for geometric dilution and use a capsule machine, but only for things where if it averages out over a week, with high doses one day and low doses the next, it won't put me in the hospital. For everything else, I'm probably just going to use a scale or a balance and fill them individually using a capsule tray.

>I'm willing to bet the Amazon ones are the same supplier though.
That's what I was thinking. There's nobody checking this shit. The chinks just send it to some middleman who then sends it straight to Amazon for fulfillment.

>geometric dilution
Neat, I'm going to look into this. Thanks.
Best of luck with your own endeavor.

My other consideration is finding a substance supplier that's willing to do it for me at their facility.
I need to speak with a few and see if it's cost effective for them to dedicate a machine to basically allowing people to say "I want all of these powders you supply, but in a multi pill form" and just have a long ass wait queue for people.

>My other consideration is finding a substance supplier that's willing to do it for me at their facility.
tl;dr: did a shitload of research into this

I've looked into this and tl;dr it doesn't exist for our purposes. The reason is that they can't be sure what you're sending them, and mixing things accurately is actually pretty difficult (to give you some perspective, it requires years of education and many classes on compounding), so it's just one giant liability issue

Compounding pharmacies can do it, but they're not accessible for our purposes. All you can really do is DIY it and the choices come down to precisely filling individual caps or geometric dilution via trituration as I said

is Pic related any good? I wanted something to remind me stuff or give weather alert and so on, is it worth the money?

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Did some testing, but it's no good guys.

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Any decent lightning cables or are they all garbage? I bought a 10 pack or so about a year ago and they are all dead now.

they're ok. It works great and is a fair price, but it's limited. It scratched the Apple Watch itch for 1/20th the price for me.

Now i don't use either one--I just wear a regular watch.

>Any decent lightning cables or are they all garbage? I bought a 10 pack or so about a year ago and they are all dead now.
make sure to get MFI certified cables. Just get a good name brand from amazon.

Ahh, I see.
Just for clarity though, I meant a facility that already produces and sells capsules and powders.
Basically if they sell substance A in both forms, and substance B in both forms, would they be willing to sell me a capsule containing A+B.
Not that I would send them the substances.

OH SHIT
IM SOOOO GETTIN A REFUND, ya damn chinks

what the hell, 256gb announced, ~60 found by a pc, 8gb real memory

im hoping you paid the price of a 8gb memory at this point. you can use it normally if you format for 8gb and trash the rest of the "space" i guess?

>Just for clarity though, I meant a facility that already produces and sells capsules and powders.
>Basically if they sell substance A in both forms, and substance B in both forms, would they be willing to sell me a capsule containing A+B.
>Not that I would send them the substances.
That makes sense. I'm sure they'd do it then, but they'd probably only do it as a special order if you were placing really large bulk orders, I'd guess.

All of the places that sell bulk powders and capsuled stuff seem to sell capsuled versions as well, but the markup is pretty high. I'd honestly rather just do it myself while watching TV or engaging in some other empty time waster.

>buying sharks in year of our lord + 49

>buying chink flash memory when name brand shit goes on sale on amazon for literally the same price or like $5 more
come the fuck on guys

RIP

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cmon guys, don't fall for the oldest bait pic in /csg/
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nice b8

why the fuck did you paint your fingers nigger

what size did you get

The most appealing things are the things that weren't meant to be.

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thought it looked familiar desu

thanks to the randomizer link i now what a keychain magnifying glass, a pair of titanium chopsticks that come with a metal straw and a voltage/amp check USB stick

who would have thought that chinks would win at capitalism

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are these something to trust? I'm ok if it's not as fast, I'm worried about data corruption or damage or something.

I'm talking about lingerie images

>can now watch porn at work
well
ill be dammed

that looks like a old model, you might not be capable of using a NVMe M.2 with it

Who's faggot?

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Anyone knows where to buy double ring canvas belts with fake logos of Puma and Adidas and such?
cgl isn't helpful.

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Is this shit legit? The russians are recommending it.

If not, does anyone know a good 64-128gb stick?

>m.pt
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rude

How stupid of an idea would be to buy a chink projector? They can't be worse than the ones I see around here that make the blue colors show as black or gray

I've had a chink projector, bought it off amazon though (and returned it lol)
it was like 130 bucks, 720p, pretty shitty overall compared to my 600 buck acer
I think they go for like a 100 bucks on aliexpress

Has anyone had luck getting comfy shoes ? Don't care if they're bad knockoffs

Drop shipping, you revolting Jew.

>What chinknese HDMI cable should I buy for a computer screen that also has a USB 3 hub and no separate connector to the PC?


Fucking what? What screen is that?

the dispute isn't done yet since you didn't agree with the seller. just wait until it times out and then aliexpress should give you the refund according to their proposal.

my main concern is that I want to be able to use it more than 2 times, without it blowing into pieces

Lads gimme interesting chinkshit to plug into my usb ports
ali is full of dumb leds and nothing else

one of these programmable USB fans

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40x60cm. Planning to replace the Matrix Poster or 8 Mils

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Not necessarily

One of my orders shows "Order information received by carrier" and it's in my hands already

this
lots of amateurish sellers in my country are sitting with loads of overpriced uninteresting shit that don't sell. to get into ecommerce this late in the game and make more than pocket change you need to bring something to the table.

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