CHICKENS ARE TECHNOLOGY

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Thanks for posting this informative video, OP. Now I can finally clean up my lawn.

We're here for him. He might be a faggot but he's still a human bean

No we're not, fuck off

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I sincerely hope the anime thread gets deleted before this one.

Chickens don't think. They act.

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Rude chicken breaking cat's toy

youtu.be/utKao1cGGPo?t=30

Snack necklace.

Virgin cat vs Chad chicken

snacklace?

no user, chickens are NOT technology

I heard pigeons were tested as part of a guidance system in cruise missiles. They were trained to peck a target on a screen and the missile would adjust course.

>no user, chickens are NOT technology
Isn't evolution a really slow kind of machine-learning if you would consider forms of life "biological machines" and survival of the fittest "learning" though?

Machine-learning is technology.

This is the closest-to-tech image related to chickens I have in my folders

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OP's chicken clearly is. It is a "BCD"
Bread Collecting Device.

We are all fren here

sucks to be them imo

That was none other than B. F Skinner, the father of behavioral psychology. He was ridiculous

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Human eyes have the steady cam function

that bread rooster is going to get torn the fuck apart by those other roosters

>/gee/ - friens and chiken

Whats your point?

Move you head around while looking at something....
Chickens can't move their eyes, that's why they have to do it with their head. You can do both, making you more advanced.

this thread rules. keep up the chickens thanks

true

best thread in weeks

This chicken works like Linux :DDDDDDD

>assuring average american that his single traditional meal won't clog the plumbing

I'll just leave this here
youtube.com/watch?v=_0viDKIaMtw

I have a pet chicken, she is cute, but not technology levels of cute

if i was a chicken i would fucking kick your stupid pussy bitch ass

based chickenposter

Imagine not having limbs that you can use to fix that situation.

The chicken will have forgotten it has the bread frame issue after like 5 minutes max.
If you're flat minded like this, you don't need any limbs.

cute chicken mate

How is it compared to more popular Schemes? I hear a lot of people suggest Guile and very few suggest Chicken

Chickens have OIS, humans have EIS optics.

why don they ate crusts? chickens + breadcrusts = just eat that shit already

To think dinosaurs evolved into this. Absolutely shameful.

>tell me about him, why does he wear the bread?

this strangely gave me a boner.

I miss my chicken :(

I never even got to eat him.

You see, cats are the species of the finest intelligence. Cats don't just foolishly grab their prey, they create a relationship with their victim, establish an eye contact, play a game with it, letting it a fair chance to escape. Only smart and highly developed animals are capable of this. This chicken may have catched the mouse faster, but it would never match the level of grace and smartness of cats...

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based

sure whatever you say man, now get back to smelling my anus

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This thread pleases my cock

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Begone, human's minion! If you follow all his stupid orders, maybe he'll finally throw you a bone. He's surely your (((friend))), göodboy.

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Virgin pussy vs chad cock

Truly the fearsome descendant of Velociraptor

Well, this is getting ridiculous.

OP may be a faggot, but he's our faggot

that's the premise for the whole of Jow Forums

>o look at me im so insightful and deep

mv 1552470016202.webm inbred_chicken.webm

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Shut up fag.

Obviously non-hungry cat was just cutting off the mouse's escape path until his friend the chicken could attain missile lock.

>Y-you c-can't do quantum p-physics without nearing a-absolute zero, y-you j-just can't

Why are humans such brainlets?
ucl.ac.uk/news/2014/jan/quantum-mechanics-explains-efficiency-photosynthesis

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damn how high iq does that chicken have?

friendly chiken

how tall is that chicken?

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Your duck is pretty dumb, bro

Stay in your containment thread:

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>breaded_chicken.webm

When I catch a mouse I always feed it to my chickens. It can be a horror show sometimes.

Are you a cat?

I wish my chickens were smart enough to realize that my shoelaces aren't food to peck, or that the ducks just want to be friends, there's no need for turf wars :(

don't be silly, user

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Roast the ducks bird war now

Just tall enough to reach the ground, ma'am.

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BWC

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absolute unit

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yup gonna have chicken for lunch now

Why are white dudes so obsessed with black cocks?

based

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I love you Jow Forums!

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I know there's a family pizza, but how the fukk do you call this one?

iirc this dude is indian

Well damn, you got your wish.

underrated

Chochen

Maybe not chicken, but..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coq

>OP found a picture of a chicken
>it's a video
What a fucking faggot. OP shouldn't be friends with you, you know jack shit about technology

>called coq
>logo is a rooster
>it searches for proofs
Memes go too far these days.

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Strangely?

based thread, thanks for letting me wittness this

I'm calling him sir until I get my hands on ranged weaponry.

Unironically the best thread on Jow Forums right now