Is he our /Italian/

>Rossman
>/italian/
the absolute state of retarded americans

No

he's /ourmutt/

Rossman with one m would be Jewish
It's Rossmann tho
His father's family is German, his mother's family is Italian

That's not the point you sperg, the point is that is is not italian, he has nothing italian about him, he doesn't know the language, he doesn't know the culture, he knows nothing

The goofus weev, the gallant op guy

Burgers tend to identify with their heritage when they are 1/100 of something.

nationality has two aspects, culture and ethnicity
he doesn't have Italian culture, but that doesn't erase the fact that half of his family and half of him is ethnic Italian

or 1/1024th

When did he ever try to act Italian?
I only ever saw him mentioning his heritage, what's wrong about that?
Also, he looks Italian as fuck.
t. Italian

Depends. Northern Italians are civilized people while southern Italians and Sicilians are basically niggers.

Why is he so butthurt about Apple?

He's assmad because stupid shit apple does is mimmicked by non apple companies and you cant escape shit design.

what kind of dumbass fucking argument is that

He looks Italian and is half Italian, so he is Italian.
Kind of like Obama is half black and looks black, so he is black.

Not that hard to understand really.

So if I'm majority of one ethnicity but have the features of another I'm the other ethnicity?

>random

More like a Jew, who found very kosher way to advertise his shop

Yes, it works like that in real life most of the time. Like Victoria Justice is 75% white but considers herself Hispanic cause she looks like that.

Because they're constantly trying to fuck his repair business.

as an italian myself, he kinda look like SOME italians.
italians can be very different tho.

He should visit a doctor about his eyes his constant fuckin' blinking is so unnerving

Apple is hellbent on not allowing 3rd party shops to service their products

When is Jow Forums going to send Louis a Satania nendo for his desk?

because the last time Jow Forums sent 'presents' worked out so well

?

>he doesn't know about the dragon dildo Jow Forums sent to Tim Cook

There's a difference between memeing Aplel and sending a present to /ourguy/ though

honestly? no, i didnt know. show me

But Rossmann is a German name.

I like Louis and his outlook on life

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he said hes not because his name only has one n at the end

In German Rossmann means horse-man

shut the fuck up giacomo

seen this guy on the frontpage of reddit so many times!! :) love his anti apple videos
take that, steve jobs

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