IT IS HAPPENING! IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!
THERE IS A MASSIVE DDOS ATTACK ON THE INTERNET INFRASTRUCTURE
TONS OF SERVICES ARE DOWN
PARTS OF FACEBOOK ARE DOWN
BIG PARTS OF WHATSAPP ARE DOWN
TRIED TO SEND MONEY TO ZUCKENBERG FOR BUSINESS FACEBOOK ADVERTISING (SOMETHING I DO ON A REGULAR BASIS), AND THE ADVERTISING SERVICE IS COMPLETELY DOWN, TOO
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
proof or it didn't happen. goes in all fields.
iTODDLERS BTFO
It's not DDOS
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>Faceberg is collapsing
Nice
There is something wrong with this "outage". Some of my shitposting accounts work and others don't. But all the fake news sites like CNN and MSNBC are posting constantly, as are the regular liberal bots and NPCs. Funny how this outage seems to be "targeted".
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No wonder instagram was fucking up today
who fucking cares. tell me google starts getting fucked up then I will get excited
Could be to stop people talking about Brexit.
>whatsapp is down
rip 99% uptime
Good idea. I have been checking the news globally and that is certainly a reason Kikerberg would shut it down. The 737 max is another. I was starting to see some anti-Boeing postings just before FB shut down.
it's not a ddos you tard, we are having level 3 issues
Level 3?
>THERE IS A MASSIVE DDOS ATTACK ON THE INTERNET INFRASTRUCTURE
Do you know how dumb this sounds? Anyway, it's just Facebook services and they have already explained the reason.
The facebook user said it was sql attack that is making all of the servers go in a loop.
It's not, you just can't send files.
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This is really happening
just reboot brah
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I cant login in pokemon go ;(
That's good to hear
>There is something wrong with this "outage"
thats because its a fema test run, covertly disguised as a FB outage
If they'd used OpenBSD, this would never have happened.
>hats because its a fema test run
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fake bluebeam alien invasion 2019 confirmed
its not whatapps erlang's fault: FB doesnt use erlang and they're down too
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Wow, it's fucking nothing
so we identify each other at the camps, i'll be wearing a blue tshirt ... the secret word is "bum dater"
incorrect. the confusion sown is so noone can document on social media they are being v& at this very moment, for transfer to fema camps.
its the only way to abduct millions to the camps without anyone warning on social media.
>i'll be wearing a blue tshirt ... the secret word is "bum dater"
all of /4chin/ should do this for ease of id, we must be the first to get shipped
I only have grey shirts and burgundy (for americans: red) shirts :(
I mean it's a good thing that erlang's holding up relatively well
>all of /4chin/ should do this for ease of id, we must be the first to get shipped
precisely. its the only way. anyone matching pic's description should report to their nearest railway so we're all ahead of the curve.
ah ... grey shirts are ok too.
this is based, fuck facebook
it does make me feel better for making the move to it in the last few months. been a mofo moving to it so at least it might pay off
any estimates on how many FB users have been vanned in the last 3 hours destined for the fema ovens?
and nothing of value was lost
Anyone have any realistic idea of why this is happening? something besides
>da joos
da chinks
da ruskies
da fema
da canadians
spoke to some friends at FB. they're saying they had a massive breach.
It's only happening for IPs that are under investigation
> they had a massive breach
are we talking prolapse here?
If only you know how fragile BGP actually is.
>can't load any youtube videos
The future is so bright, you don't need eyes to see it
#1997as7007
#neverforget
again, its so fema camp abductions arent documented in the press. theres a media blackout on the ground in your area.
of course you have to bring politics into it fag
who cares, it's going to be resolved in minutes. how many millions does facebook lose every second in ad revenue in the event of a site outage?
it's been going on for like eight hours you double nigger
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> FB users will never return from the fema ovens to see the ads
i think you're missing the bigger picture here. This is a purge of FB degenerates
Probably a russian retaliation for the alleged US (((hacking))) of Venezuela infrastructure
I tried to open instagram and it didn't work.
Thanks
> instagram attention whore
help desk here. place head in gas oven. problem will solve itself.
The universal signal for those from 4chin is to cary a 4 of clubs playing card with you.
I learned this when Trump launched missles at syria and everyone thought ww3 was happening for like three days
got it
blue or grey shirt and 4 of clubs
>The universal signal for those from 4chin is to cary a 4 of clubs playing card with you
what if you don't have any playing cards
>instagram is down
HAHAHAH YES, MAYBE NOW MY RARTED FRIENDS WILL MOVE TO A BETTER PLATFORM INSTEAD OF THAT BLOATED PAJEET BOTNET!!!!!!
yeah sorry not sorry - I changed my surname from becker to Driessen.
heil.
feels good man
I have this new photo sharing social platform i made called "Assbook".
Only restriction is all photos posted must show ass and no face or i get trademark infringe by fuckbook
It is Project Matchbook Snowflake.
zieg heil - all he childish shit networks are being attacked....
all the sheep start bleating....
>I changed my surname from becker to Driessen.heil.
Driessen = Anderson
Bairnsdale justice center coordinates = facebook primer
pow right in the mainframe.
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can confirm, posting from FEMA camp in Nevada desert
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>me when the ZUCC is sheckeled out of $190 million in ad revenue
who gives a fuck
Why does everyone larp like something's happening when nothing happening?
Protip, eat the magic jelly beans, they know.
I don't use any social media because I am a friendless weirdo, so I haven't noticed whatever it is you're talking about. Weebs win again.
I do. fuckbook is a hijack network and so are all the rest that popped up to form web2
these peasant cronies need to be knocked offline for good
they are all filth and putrid.
dont forget blue tshirt so we can identify each other in camps
i like how without social media, everything is just like the 1970s when people were not connected yet considered completely normal.
we're the normal ones
>I do. fuckbook is a hijack network
correct. they are part of the fema-facebook-aliens complete. You ass will be hijacked into fema camps by aliens during this social-media black so no-one kinows you've been gased.
>he calls his shilling shitposting
Almost, buddy. They're almost the same thing.
I tried to lurk on some QT's instagram today, and the page wouldn't load.
I guess this explains it.
Good. Fuck Facebook.
>by aliens
it's not actually aliens it's fake aliens made by the NWO
fucking cringe dude
It's the Infinite Game.
go away normie
>normie
thanks for outing yourself r/programmer
>thanks for outing yourself r/programmer
hurr durr everyone who has picked up a word or meem since 2008 is from rebdit
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>hurr durr everyone who has picked up a word or meem since 2008 is from rebdit
thanks for proving my point
So they're saying it's not due to a DDoS, but it could be something else.
Whatever is going on, I'm sure massive amounts of data has been compromised.
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retard
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