Since the assassination of the last K.O.L. I officially declare my own pet lizard as the new King. I am his personal secret service and shall be protecting him from Mexican beaner niggers. His crown is made of real silver
Official crowning of the new King of Lizards
Jaxon Lopez
Charles Hill
Based.
Charles Hughes
Do we need a council user, or shall he lead with an iron fist?
Juan Hughes
I say OP's lizard is 1st consul of Jow Forums!
Isaiah Nelson
He does look rather dashing and sophisticated
Colton Ward
I support lizard bro
Jordan Lewis
A king needs a queen. She even has a matching silver crown.
Justin Jenkins
We get it, you play monopoly.
James Carter
long live the new king
Adam Baker
we get it, you play monopoly
Colton Stewart
these threads just make me nostalgic for that gecko that one bong had
Tyler Martinez
Also are leopard geckos as easy to take care of as I hear?
Jason Brown
Depends on what "easy" means to you.
Ayden Thompson
up
Levi Richardson
Very original post. Very funny post. It gave me an impression. I noticed it. A small mental chuckle. Ha ha! Goodbye!
Landon Williams
fuck lizzards
Leo Ortiz
Reminder that there were actually people who got mad because Jow Forums talked about a dead lizard for a few hours.
Alexander Jones
what a bunch of FaGGs
reminder there were people who pretended to be le epic INTP too, never forget
Asher Kelly
i, for one, pledge my allegiance to the lizard king
long live the king
Ian Gray
The lizard doesn't want slag worshippers
Austin Morales
you dare to speak for his majesty, king of lizards?
Aaron Ward
I do, the king would be feel great shame being worshiped by the Queen of Slags.
Ryan Baker
fuck prietos
Grayson Ward
long live the lizard king
Xavier Robinson
They’re easy as far as lizards go. No worrying about humidity. They don’t need much climbing area, and eat a very basic carnivorous diet. One thing to look out for is stuck shed on the toes. I always make sure when she sheds there is nothing left on her toes, because over time it could prevent blood from getting to the toe and kill it. Usually geckos will survive this without injury, but it’s still important.
Cameron Lopez
so this is new lizard thread?
Josiah Phillips
Fuck outta here, cholo.
Hudson Hill
extra, extra