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Why are vertical videos still a thing in 2019?
William Foster
Jacob Gonzalez
phoneposters can't think for themselves. square phones are the only solution.
Nathan Miller
then they will probably still find ways to fuck it up.
maybe holding the square phone in a way that one of their fingers is covering half of the lens or shit like that
Zachary Perez
don't we have sensors big enough to crop the video correctly no matter how you hold it? fucking hell
Joshua Allen
why dont you have a vertical monitor yet?
Nolan Turner
Because I firmly believe humans in general are getting dumber, no amount of tech can take the insipidness inherent to most people and Science seems to back this up:
independent.co.uk
Not only this but pic related. We're projected to hit around 1,000 PPM in 2100.
Camden Bell
t.dunning-kruger addled brainlet
John Diaz
Never said I was an Einstein, just pointing out how things like vertical videos are essentially "normal" these days and how it will all get worse as CO2 levels continue to skyrocket.
Benjamin Clark
Vertical videos are good for portrait type stuff
Juan Kelly
Portrait has its uses, 99% of portrait videos aren't things that benefit from portrait though
Zachary Brown
Do you think it’s convenient to hold your phone horizontally and film with human hands?
Austin Miller
>linking to tabloids
Brainlet confirmed
Charles Perry
>using uk tabloids as source
this
Carter Brown
nogs it makes world star hiphop unwatchable
Joseph Garcia
I'll be dead by 2100. I hope humanity can start fresh by then, after the majority of humans have been wiped out of course.
Angel Cox
I still don't get why phones don't record landscape while held portrait
Jace Reyes
Why are pillarboxed webms still a thing in 2019? Are you faggot really too retarded to make webms in their native aspect ratio or are you just refusing to crop. This shit isn't rocket science yet most of you mongs still haven't figured it out yet.
Ayden Lee
>being this dumb
Isaiah Davis
Jason Hill
I have a secondary portrait-oriented monitor just for viewing documentation and playing vertical videos. highly recommended.
Julian White
because their sensors are physically that shape
you could ignore that and crop the picture, but that will severely reduce the resolution of the picture
it would be better to either;
- use a square sensor, so either orientation has the same resolution
- have a physically-rotating sensor
if you meant just "mount sensors so they're horizontal when the phone is vertical", you would end up with an incorrectly-oriented picture relative to the phone's display no matter how you hold it, so that'd be pretty inconvenient
the real solution is to just warn when taking vertical video (i know people who do it, and they only do it by accident), and rotate your damn phone
Gavin Russell
>spike just as they change measurements
big think
Tyler Barnes
Because phone manufacturers don't force users to record horizontal.
Carter Fisher
Sensors are ususally square
With >20mpix sensor recording what usually is 2-8mpix videos this is possible without any crop.
Parker Ramirez
>Sensors are ususally square
didn't know that
then there's really no reason why phones can't just have a software setting like "always record horizontally", which just uses a different crop of the sensor depending on the orientation of the phone
Juan Gray
itd look weird on the screen and this would confuse the normie
Isaac Wright
I like them very much for the main thing I watch cell phones videos from
Amateur porn blowjob videos from my cellphone
Ian Clark
Yes?
Hunter Rogers
>Love watching amateur porn videos of bbc getting sucked.
>Most videos are filmed by the retarded nigger himself.
>Vertical video make me go REEE so I can't even enjoy looking at his juicy uncut cock getting worshiped.
FUCK.
Brandon Morales
Because thats the instagram format you fucking idiot. You wanna be relevant you have to adapt
Anthony Hall
you have never held a modern high-end smartphone in your hand, have you?
Connor Martinez
dunning kruger is not a real thing
Carson Foster
Good thing i never fell for the retarded 5"+ screen meme.
It's not my fault if other dumb niggers keep buying that shit.
John Jackson
Because zoom-zooms
Brandon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gray
Literally Instagram
Camden King
>xcuckd
Julian Martinez
kek
Joseph Turner
Your can't. They are slippery as fuck because women (most current men included in that grouo) prefer shiny things over a durable grippy plastic back that actually makes sense for something you hold in the palm of your hands.
Brandon Jackson
the orientation doesnt fucking matter, they just need to be shot in proper aspect ratios like 4:3 or 3:2
Logan Lopez
Crop your webms you fucking fag
Josiah Robinson
bc people are stupid
another one spotted here. it's not about holding your phone while filming an entire history of earth
>4:3
unless you live in 80's go outside and take a look at phones, tv's etc. they are all 16:9 or wider.
it doesn't make sense to film a fuckin race in portrait and have hard time keeping it in frame.
Brody Smith
>the boomer "my bad"
Alexander Davis
Jayden Anderson
ugh it's annoying
Anthony Nelson
kek what an idiot
Jose Gray
delicious karma
Elijah Adams
but none of those are 16:9 you absolute mong.
3:2 is the standard portrait ratio, 16:9 is an abominations
James Ortiz
maybe it's because people hold their phones vertically and it's not immediately obvious to rotate it
Zachary Hill
lol this
Dylan Parker
Jace Rivera
the real problem is the fucking youtube reuploader that edit the vertical video to put their le epik intro and then render it in wide aspect ratio
Ryder Long
that's not even 16:9 brainlet and approx 1 in 1000 paintings
Caleb Collins
You missed the point. There is no standard portrait aspect ratio for paintings. They can be as narrow as the artist likes.
>1 in 1000 paintings
No.
Nolan Reed
>do something entirely intended to present to others
>do a shit job of it for two seconds of being slightly more comfortable