Fuck this gay earth

>we are literally Black Mirror now
rmyt

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how long does it take to save up one million merits?

>thighs rub cock
>see 11/10 qt on your headset
>cum gets all over exposed gearboxes and wires in your virginCube power generation plant
>power outages all over japan

> virgin shaming
I am offended on the basis that I've been one.

Bicycle operates an onahole movement sinulation

This.

Such a dim publication. I hope it and it's type die out.

lol@virgins
t. former incel

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them japanese flag-looking screens at the background tho

>that url
lmao

>writing "virgins" in all caps
What did they mean by this

why do they persecute us so

>t. former incel
>former

Youll never stop being an incel, it clings to you like a fart on a hot day people can smell it
Just because you had sex once doesn't mean you're some kind of chad now, you just a nerd that got lucky

VIRGINS is actually a secret organization for magic users.

I'm sure I have the appropriate requirements, do you know where can I apply?

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making a tiny bit of energy from people riding bicycles to get FIT makes sense instead of making it go to waste

that blackmirror episode triggered me though. It is as if the writers have not heard of conservation of energy.

its true, I lost my virginity and currently have a long term gf but I can feel I'm still an incel at heart

SHUT UP, AGENT FAGGOT. YOU KNOW THE RULES.

You don't. If we want you, then we'll be the ones to initiate contact.

What a disappointment, here I was, hoping to met a succubus or something.

I dunno if you've ever used one of those bicycle dynamos before but the amount of energy they generate is hilariously useless. If riding a bicycle actually required significant amounts of energy from the rider cycling any significant distance would cause people to starve to death.

Where did they mention that virginity is bad, nigger?

Keeps the lights working so chad can see stacie while fucking her.

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Yeah no one seems to understand this. A crappy 100 watt solar panel will make more power with zero bicycle work needed.

That's because those bicycle dynamos are garbage. A regular cyclist can output 100+ watts for hours no problem, the problem is properly harnessing this power I guess
Not an option when you don't have a roof

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to opposed me.

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now, the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.

It reads "warukunai" (nice, not bad). 悪 by itself is indeed aku (evil) which is where the cartoon villain got his name.

Muh Black Mirror

Cycling destroys your pelvis and crushes your balls.

what the hell I love japan now

Why are brit headlines always like this?

Why is the word virgin capitalised and why is it important for the article retard?

converting to 100% clean energy sources within the next 20, 30, or even 50 years is going to cost at least 30% of the world's GDP, but the price of not doing so only costs 000.04% of the world's GDP - the cost of dealing with fewer but more destructive hurricanes, the cost of dealing with a 3ft rise in global sea levels in 100 years, the cost of buildings not suited to a small increase in temperature because they were built for the climate they were conceptualised in

We need a technological breakthrough that will allow the cost of renewable, clean energy to come down to affordable levels, only then will people switch en masse.

>fewer hurricanes

how do guys sit down without sitting on their balls

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It just happens, especially as we get older. Only solution is to follow your path of faggotry but that would be gay.

Sweaty, in-shape, virgin asians? The porn industry has gone too far.

>he really believes in the climate change hoax

You sit on your balls a couple times, then learn very quickly to not do so ever again at all costs.

Saved for future use.

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There is a reason for so-called "manspreading".

I only do it to oppress minorities

No. If your balls are so large you can't sit properly then either stop the saline injections or go visit a doctor.

Having sex the celibate.

They're just swoll with pure unadulterated masculine energy. When I sit down in public my legs automatically spread open in a dominant commanding manner, releasing my masculine musk into the air. I see the woman looking. I see them smiling. Their eyes drawn to my bulging pants, a nexus of patriarchal energy arcing between my thighs.

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Fuck Jews. You should be ashamed of yourself if you are not virgin before marriage, not the other way round

Because that's how the Japanese company literally calls them. It even says that it prefers actual virgins. Have you actually read the article, or do you just draw conclusions from the title?

Imagine having tiny balls like this user

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Now give me some source in Japanese.

Nigel you are a man now you must choose:

2/10 blonde haired dyed british slag with 2 mulatto children or pic related

so .........

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WHAT is this on 4CHANNEL?
HIRO I DEMAND AN ANSWER NOW OR I'M PULLING MY ADS. YOU PROMISE A FAMILY FRIENDLY SITE HIRO

This is a 3/10 in england,sadly.

So the feminst propaganda really is pissing on a bonfire at this point, just look at the numbers of posters in /brit/ at any given day.

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if you had balls you'd understand that pressure/heat = pain, and sitting with legs together, in a jostling train/bus, is not comfortable at all
people don't 'manspread' to take up space or be a dick, not usually, anyway

i fapped to this image wdyd now??

>Not an option when you don't have a roof
You could put in the grass and it would make more power than a bike.

sounds about as efficient as burning calories through sex

What I've seen reasonable people complain about are the assholes that takes 1.5+ seats, reasonable only if one have horse sized balls and dick.
What unreasonable idiots complain about I don't give a shit about, you shouldn't either.

>100 watts without stopping no problem
That's a shit ton of food, easily doubling the daily intake a person needs. As well electronics need power and 100 watts isn't much for anything, especially with conversion losses.

A bicycle saddle rests your weight entirely on the sit bones. If your balls are being crushed, something is very wrong.

Now the perinium (your gooch, or taint), that's an issue. Pressure on the perinium causes nerve damage and erectile dysfunction.
This can be avoided by cutting a gooch hole in the saddle, or using a noseless saddle.

>>we are literally Black Mirror now
>rmyt
>them japanese flag-looking screens at the background tho
They knew!!!! They're apart of the programming!!!

Because brits are low IQ, they love tabloid sensationalism so much even their “respectable” media is infested with it.