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iTODDLERS BTFO

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>always
Fuck off kid

holy kek

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Yuan:USD is only 6:1 now. It's not the 80's anymore.

It is an older iPhone tho.

>itoddler
>networth $350

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The best part of this is the dude's rekt and kekd social credit.

>even broke muggers laugh at itoddlers

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bays't

Can we address the elephant in the room of people praising the robber?
He's no Robin Hood. The best I would give him is that he's not a complete piece of shit.

he's indian

Yeah, cause that would've helped the chick in the pic, right?
>hey whiteboi give me that money!
>*reaches for gun*
>*gets stabbed*

Just shoot him before he stabs you? Why do all these anti-gun cucks act like every mugger is bruce lee or some shit.

Walking through a black neighborhood is entrapment when you carry a gun

Because presumably he comes up behind you, close to you, and has his knife ready? How are you going to take our your gun, ready, and fire before he stabs you unless he's several meters away? Have you actually trained for self defense situations or did you just practice at a shooting range and figure you're safe?

>Just shoot him before he stabs you?
He has a knife to you. You still have to reach for your gun.
He will have put five holes in your liver before you get the gun out.

>Why do all these anti-gun cucks act like every mugger is bruce lee or some shit.

Because they're projecting their weakness onto other people. They're afraid of defending themselves and feel shamed by people who want to defend themselves.

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Gun people are just compensating for their weakness. They feel uncomfortable and unsafe in the world so they grasp onto anything to make them feel safe.
Now that we're done with the useless, generalizing, partisan psychoanalysis, let's move on to better shitposting.

>Just shoot him before he stabs you?
Retard. There are a million ways he can incapacitate you with a knife while you desperately reach for your gun. Just getting a knife shoved into you on any part of your body can cause you to wince enough to where an attacker can get several more stabs in.
Why are the vast majority of pro-gun tards borderline brain dead. It's fucking retards like you that create anti-gun sentiment and ruin it for all gun owners..

based

No gun will save you if an attacker with a knife is close enough to run over and stab you. Police departments across the States have proved this countless times in training videos

I think this has been established. The question, then, is what do you do in this situation if you don't have time to reach for a weapon? Are you just fucked and need to give over your wallet?

>Are you fucked?
YES
>Are you need to give over your wallet?
NO

bassed

Give him your wallet and then shoot him.
Most crims aren't so dumb they'll add murder to their list of charges so you give him your wallet and then shoot him as he runs away.

However, if you shoot that motherfucker after he stabs you he will never stab anyone ever again.

Yes. It's just money, and probably only a few days wages at best. You honestly going to fight for your life over that.

Truthfully, the best thing to do is never put yourself in that situation in the first place. It's the same thing they teach you in defensive driving courses, or if you just have some common fucking sense. You see some asshole swerving around on the road, you keep 100m away. If people are more likely to get mugged at night alone in an empty parking lot with an ATM, don't fucking go to an empty parking lot at night to use an ATM.

ummm... sweaty

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How do you know he is no Robin Hood?

Not that this is a way to organize a society.

And that's the artificially inflated rate. It's closer to 3.5:1

thistbhfam
China has been suppressing the Yuan for decades.

>>How do you know he is no Robin Hood?
>being this retarded

>>then shoot him as he runs away.
Enjoy life in prison.

>bassed

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He threatened your life with a weapon and robbed you. At what point are you no longer allowed to defend yourself?

>>He threatened your life with a weapon and robbed you.
>> he runs away.
I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it. I'm just saying how it is.

>ATM theft
Baby tier, here in Uruguay they blow them up with propane gas tanks, last year 62 ATMs were blown up in the whole country.
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Why would the Communist Part let Indians come to the country when they already have plenty of native cheap manpower? also, India and China are political enemies.

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No chink is a Robin Hood ever. Being Robin Hood requires empathy.

even Indians feel pity for iToddlers

>defend yourself
> as he runs away.

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Legit question: Assuming I was in that situation and the robber made me withdraw all my money can I get them back from the bank since they have the evidence I got robbed? If not Id rather risk my life and being a broke nigga.

Not the bank's responsibility.

based

Only works if you're on your property in a state with Castle Law

poor satanichia.
let's stage some robbieries for free money from the bank. retard

LMAO at amerilards and their guns

the stores don't refill, or empty, these machines.

if someones within 15 feet of you with a knife your dead before you can draw the gun you moron

>Assuming I was in that situation
Imagine being so retarded you end up in this situation.

>Guandong, China
Well there's your answer.

>They feel uncomfortable and unsafe in the world
Could that be because the world is unsafe, as demonstrated by this woman getting mugged at an ATM?
>so they grasp onto anything to make them feel safe
Oh noes, they should just accept that they get mugged every now and then, god forbid they take steps to ensure their own safety

Protip: getting stabbed isn't that bad if you aren't a complete pussy. I've been stabbed twice. Just don't get stabbed in the chest, throat, or head and you're good to go, faggots.

>he's indian
I'm not surprised.

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so can you still aim and shoot after being stabbed?
genuine question

There are countless scenarios that work exactly like that. The crime you're committing is fraud, retard. Completely separate.
Home insurance usually pays for that, because ATMs are not a bank's responsibility. You get to sue the fucker since you have his face, so it's not too hard.

>praised
>kindness
Let's just forget about the fact that he was planning to rob someone in the first place.
Letting someone keep their own money should be the expectation, not exemplary.

Depends where you're stabbed and how high your pain tolerance is. Not sure how you'd do it aside from life experience but you can learn to associate pain with anger instead of fear.

>you can learn to associate pain with anger instead of fear
>tfw already do this
My father used to pin me down and beat me and strangle me for what fealt like hours as a kid. Not every day or every week but still quite often. Now almost 20 years later if I stub my toe or hit my head on a cabinet door I immediately see red and want to kill something for a solid 20 seconds. If someone stabbed me it would probably send me into a murderous rage and I would claw and bite them to death or at least give it my best attempt. I would feel terrible about it afterwards but I would still do it. Thanks dad.

If you're in decent shape you'd probably do well as a PMC. You'd almost certainly survive a stabbing.

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Gun doesn't help if you have zero situational awareness. Robbers get into position to use overwhelming force against you if you don't comply. If you don't see the situation developing, you'll be facing a gun to your face held by a retard with no trigger discipline. Reaching for your own weapon in this situation is a moronic thing to do.

Going into an ATM is also a moronic thing to do. They're often positioned out of the way, away from movement. A perfect fringe area for a robber to ply his trade.

>stab your femoral artery
>pull out knife
>you die in seconds

Nothin personnel kid

>tfw psychotic and abusive dad opens up career paths for you by beating you until you black out and then sitting on you and hitting you every time you try to move at the ripe age of 9
Huh, never thought of it that way. I guess getting abandoned in a forest at night in the middle of winter in freezing temperatures at age 7 and being locked in the basement for a night while hearing rats crawling everywhere and still unironically believing in ghosts at age 5-6 really paid off.
>If you're in decent shape
Not really but I'm buying a gym membership tomorrow. That video really motivated me (you know the one), I feel like the time is now or never.

This is probably not too far from the truth.

>Give robber money
>Robber walks away
>Shoot robber from behind
>Reclaim money

You're allowed to shoot someone in defense of yourself or someone else. You're not allowed to shoot someone in retaliation over a crime.

Self defense means the guy was literally pointing the gun at you and threatening to kill you. If you shoot someone in the back, someone who is running away, you become the perpetrator. You executed him.

BASED

This is the red pill. The truth is most victims actively contributed to the situation they ended up in.

Know what is normal for the place you're in. If you're in a parking lot, normal is people walking from cars to place or from the place to cars. Bunch of gangsters loitering along the wall isn't normal. If you see shit like that, you'll know something is wrong. You don't know what it is, but it's bugging you. Just turn back and get security to escort you or call the police on the faggots.

Wew lad. Just remember that any sort of police or military work will require a psychological evaluation. Don't mention any of that stuff.

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Based surviving edged weapons video tape

>H-he was aggressively running away, your honor, I-I swear! It's a miracle I got away unharmed!

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>actively contributed
You really are a cute little retard.

(You)

(You)

if he is that close and has his knife out you probably would be best off to give him the money first then when he turns around you take out your gun and rob HIM

>you need this more than i do meme.jpg

in nyc and dtla the atm are indoors, debit card swipe to unlock door is pretty cool. NYC hobos always manage to get in for warmth somehow. Oh hey remember that drake and josh movie named ATM? about teens stuck in an atm building. These exist.

based

And then you're arrested for murder.

Kek. How would a court respond to this? Arrest you both for robbery?

in the united states of school shootings police can't apprehend thieves who are looking straight at the camera with good resolution. who the hell would know you shot anyone?

By matching the bullet from the corpse to your gun.

that's not how this works bub, why do you take time to larp?

>that's not how this works
It literally is.

dude don't you watch ncis

they watched that one "surviving edged weapons" police training tape (within 15 feet, you have basically zero reaction time to respond to someone with a knife or makeshift/hidden shiv)

cant makes this shit up

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>Keeping all of your savings in your ATM/card account

I always thought that everyone associate pain with anger