Please kill me

please kill me
it hurts to live

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do you really need relational database?

>imagine being this retarded
we need to exterminale nodejs fags

imagine being too retarded for SQL

You don't have to imagine it. That's basically every nodejs "dev" out there.

*laughs in 30k/month and crippling depression*

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This, just use plain old textfiles like cat-v recommends

what's wrong with it?
it there a better solution?
then why everyone uses relational database?

>what is normalization

Come home white man.

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