Shoot me an email

>shoot me an email

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>ping me an IM
>use Gentoo

>being an autist

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>WhatsApp me
>Can we FaceTime?
>I need to Hoover the carpet
>Let me Google it (*searches in Bing*)

dumb frogposter

>can you slack it to me?

I think it's cool.
I'm going to say this from now on.
Shoot me an email bro

>hit me later on messenger

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>I'll xerox you that

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>@ me on twitter

>charge the flux capacitor with forward phase gravitational conjugator

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> fax me bro

>fax me a copy of that
>send me it over Portfolio HMS internal email client
>share it over NFC bro!

>forget password to password manager

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"shoot me an email w/ your fax # so we can get those docs sent over'

>Freon

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hold on, lemme xerox this email so i can fax it to your office

>send me a whatsapp
>send me an app
everyone 40+ says it over here. This triggers me so badly

literally nothing wrong with saying this

>This triggers me so badly
You poor, poor boy.
Self-inflicted suffering is unfair.

>slide in my dms

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>Let's take this offline
>Creates a new online meeting to talk about the subject

based and redpilled