Jow Forums humor thread

Ballmer edition

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I don’t get it

You never will.

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same bad thread OP

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That's almost as good as that garabage truck one.

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Woman here. I have been working as a software engineer for ten years now. I have worked on game engines, machine learning, data science, pretty much anything fun.


There’s a push because it honestly is a lot harder grtting into tech as a woman. There’s all these weird hoops like I have to be “one of the guys” to fit in and any sign of femininity is taken as a weakness. For example, most women who have worked in nonfrontend programming I’ve seen over the years avoid makeup or use minimal. They also speek like an octave deeper around teammates than around me. Most women just weren’t encouraged like a lot of men are to get into tech when they do show an interest. I know like some men I had to fight tooth and nail to get where I am today—there’s a disparity here with how accessible tech is made to men vs women. Heck, even on IRC most of the women I know on freenode and the like go to great lengths to conceal the fact that they’re women because people will automatically treat them with less respect.


I have a trans woman friend who confirmed what she experienced as a male in tech and what she experiences passing as a woman in tech. Its very interesting how insecure or jusf plain shitty men get about women doing intellectual things, almost as if it threatens some of them.


All in all I’ve worked with mostly pleasant people but its stupid to pretend this reality doesnt exist and that women have less opportunity to succeed in tech than men om average.


Like my male friend who I just taught to code just got a high paying job which took me years ro get to that point when i was on my own.


Yes there are womens reachout orgs that help women get into tech, but the reason they exist is because texh is currently an extremely masculine space. I know that sounds absurd but if uve ever worked with a mostly female team vs a mostly male team ull notice differences. I wish tech to be more accessible and pleasant for all.

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Is that some markov chain of reddit posts?

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I'm unemployed and I'm wearing $2 boxers and a $ shirt

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We're not on Jow Forums tho, nice try false flagger

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ITT: reddit

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Thanks, now I want to disable all my font smoothing.

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In all honesty, the guy posting antireddit-pills is pretty based

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four small dots in the shape of the capital twelfth letter of the english alphabet

You sound insufferable.

>friends with trans freaks

Found your problem. I don't have a single God dam problem with women in tech, but people like you seriously need to get the fuck out.

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You know newfags were people from newgrounds, and not people new to the site...right?

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pathetic

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I saw it several times on robots - who do the sensors (cams? Ir?) rotate?

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>anti-reddit general

>anti reddit = anti gay

>reeee how dare they make fun of my home!!

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>anti-gay != Jow Forums humor
also chequed

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how insecure about your masculinity do you need to be to get a blood test to determine your testosterone levels

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can you fuck off

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I liked that user's committment.

What's the point of saving that pic if you don't post the gif.

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lmfao

>Eceleb/Twitch/YouTube
>Jow Forums bait
>"Did you buy her game, /v/?"
>"What game lets me (insert thinly veiled off-topic topic)"
>"X is cute, CUTE"
>"X doesn't exis-"
>console wars/any thread with a Wojack, Pepe or Goldface
>*blocks ur path*
>"what the FUCK was his/her problem?"
>thinly veiled generals (New Vegas threads)
>"now that the dust has settled..."
>"this is X, say something nice about her!"

I love this pasta so damn much, I don't mind eating it every week
please dont take posts like that seriously lol

systemd

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And then there's javascript:
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CBE 350 eh?

>rollercoaster tycoon build mode

left can't meme

Kek, I've give a lot for any significant project to do this.

I guess Jow Forums really is reddit if reddit humor counts as Jow Forums humor.

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Top kek

Holy shit that's a real subreddit. My fucking sides
>tastes like vegan.

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Underrated

developersdevelopersdevelopers.dev/elopers

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The Google Home. Just read this shit .

There is no such thing as Reddit. Reddit was created by the big 4 (Google, Facebook, Microsoft, Amazon) as a means to brainwash new users into follower npcs. In reality only a few real people post to Reddit, everything else is compounded by AI and shills. It's not too dissimilar to Jow Forums tbf

Based

>10 TB SSD
Kek

Kyle is at it again. F

Fuck you I love 60%s

I can't stand this face. Stop posting him, are you fucking 12?

What's wrong with the left one?

I can almost guarentee some or most of them are wearing that shirt just in an attempt to get laid

I'd be inclined to agree if post gave the humanities less respect than STEM. Regardless, they're kinda right - a lot of people on Jow Forums are just ideologues who have done no research.

could anyone be more based?

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